Tips to Prevent Sea Bears
The Top Ten
1 Don't play the clarinet
2 Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast
Flashlights are their natural prey
3 Don't stomp around
They take that as a challenge
4 Don't ever eat cheese
5 Never wear a Sombrero in a goofy fashion
6 No clown shoes
7 No hoop skirts
8 Never screech like a chimpanzee
9 Draw a circle in the dirt and sit in the center
Not an oval. It has to be a circle
10 No running, limping or crawling
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