Top 10 Ways to Disappoint Your Parents

The Top Ten
1 Become a Porn Star

Just illegal to do as a kid though.

My parents already hate me so this is a great way to get disowned

2 Pose Nude On the Internet

This should be number 1, I can't think of a worst way to disappoint your parents than posing nude on the Internet expect maybe being a porn star or a prostitute.

Your parents are very protective of you and how others view you as a person... sometimes more than yourself. so why, do some do that knowing they're parents possibly may see them stark naked? It would go like - your name:_____ just posted this picture. In a matter of second half the world and your dad/mum is seeing you in the nude... why bother with clothes at all then?

Since this is child pornography, not only will you disappoint your parents big time, you would end up in serious legal trouble.

My parents would get mad at me if I put any picture of me on the internet.

3 Date Someone They Don't Approve Of

How to disappoint an Asian parent:

Asian girl + black boyfriend

Asian parents if their daughter dates a black guy and brings him over to meet them

4 Drop Out of School

I did it, my parents have a hard time explaining it to their social circle. I feel awful about it

5 Move Back In With Them

My cousin moved back in with my aunt and he got kicked out, so now he's living with my other cousins. He's 26 years old and I'm not sure if he has a job or a girlfriend anymore.

Since you're now a responsible adult, don't even think of moving back in with them.

6 Stray From Their Faith
7 Betray Their Trust
8 Get Arrested

Should be number one

9 Join the Ku Klux Klan
10 Do Drugs

How is this not up there yet?!?!

The Contenders
11 Play Grand Theft Auto V
12 Call On Mother's Day to Ask for Money
13 Get Drunk
14 Be a Furry

This is literally how to disappoint anyone.

My parents couldn't care less.

15 Have a Job Making Youtube Videos

Myparents want me to do this for a full-time job when I grow up if I can't become a therapist or get a job in a mental asylum.

That's what I want to do if I can't be an alternative singer.

Is this something worth getting disappointed over? No.

I want to do this

16 Get a Sex Change
17 Watch Anime

My parents ONLY let me watch anime as a baby.

My mom watches anime before I did, so basically my dad thinks I'm a disappointment

18 Come Out

Both my parents are heterosexual heteroramantic while I am Asexual Panromantic.

19 Choose Your Own Future

My mom doesn't like when I mention being leader of USA.

My parents don't care.

Asian parents always want their kids to be either doctors, lawyers, or engineers

20 Smoke Cigarettes

Smoking is bad and you shouldn't try to disappoint your parents

21 Be Depressed

They'll never know.

22 Become a Mass Murderer
23 Drink In the Morning
24 Get an Impractical Graduate Degree
25 Get a Tattoo

When my parents first met, they did this prank on my grandparents when they got a removable tattoo and showed it to them at lunch. I can imagine what their faces would have been like...

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