Top Ten Worst Things to Do In the Dark
The Top Ten
1 Play catch with your friend
If you take the risk and do that don't him him in the balls (assuming he is a guy).
2 Build a tree house
3 Walk in the woods
Snakes or Jason Voorhees. Pick your poison
4 Sleep outside
Without a tent I mean.
5 Have sex
Maybe you'll end up with a deer by the end of it.
6 Drive without headlights
You here that crunch? That's you totaling you're car.
7 Eat
8 Walk in the ghetto
This really should be number one
9 Run
10 Spin
The Contenders
11 Read
12 Write
13 Cook
14 Try to find your lost ring
Next thing you know, you'll hear a slithery voice saying," What's he got in his pockets." Run, Bilbo, run.
15 Conduct a science experiment
Hey, a lot of astronomical observations HAVE to take place in the dark!
Hm... my hypotheses is that I can only stay out in ghe dark for 30 minutes.
16 Be afraid
17 Watch TV
18 Wash Clothes
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