Top 10 Metallica Memes

Despite how amazing Metallica, they have a lot of memes in their disposal, ranging from funny to insane. Feel free to choose your favorite Metallica meme.

The Top Ten


James is a table who will give you good and fries. - DarkBoi-X

No explanation needed. After the infamous song "The View" by one of the worst albums "Lulu," many fans made memes of James saying he is the table and showing pictures of James' face on a table. It's hilarious! - TheDarkOne_221b

This sounds like it could have been a ripoff of "I Am The Walrus".

James is the table? I think he better at "GIMMIE FOOD, GIMMIE FRIES, GIMMIE SALAD ON THE SIDE". - BorisRule

2 Kirk's wah pedal

Considering how much "wah" there are in Metallica songs, fans decided to turn it into memes like
-turning the "wah" pedal into Kirk's wife
-Ride The Wah
-A person who plays an easy song or plays sloppily to be better than Kirk Hammett - TheDarkOne_221b

James: YEAH!
Lars: eh?
Robert: *stomp stomp*
Kirk: wah? - Catacorn

3 Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel

When fans heard the famous, GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE, many didn't understand the lyrics clearly as they thought James said, GIMME FOOD GIMME FRIES GIMME SALAD ON THE SIDE or GIMME FUE GIMME FAH GIMME DABAJABAZA. Gets funnier when it shows James ordering from McDonalds for food, fries, and salad on the side. - TheDarkOne_221b

I have a ton of pictures of that meme. - PhoenixAura81

4 Lars' drumming

The weird thing is that he is also in the top ten on the list of best drummers of all time so it would seem that many people do think he can play.

Like Kirk, Lars is also made into a meme such as a meme when it showed Justin Bieber playing the drums, it said "still a better drummer than Lars Ulrich." Hopefully, Lars' drumming will get better soon. - TheDarkOne_221b

5 We're off to never never land - Enter Sandman

Said in Enter Sandman, one of Metallica's most popular songs. It's said in the last line of the chorus, leading to many people making memes of James telling a random person to take his hand and go off to never (never) land. It gets even more funny when people plant James' face into Peter Pan, saying "We're off to never never land! - TheDarkOne_221b

I have this photo of Metallica band members' heads pasted on Peter Pan characters (James Hetfield's head was on Peter Pan's, Kirk Hammett's head was on Wendy's, and Lars Ulrich's head was on Tinker Bell's) while also having those words with the added line "take my hand". - PhoenixAura81

EXIT LIGHT! - RadioHead03

6 Comparing Metallica and Megadeth

Metallica is better, no explanation needed. - PhoenixAura81

Isn't Megadeth a ripoff Metallica? - BananaBrain

No explanation needed. - TheDarkOne_221b

Not this again - yungstirjoey666

7 Controlling bastard, I'll be your mustard! Mustard! - Master of Puppets

Another misheard lyric. And like Fuel, it gets funnier when a McDonalds employee asks if James wants ketchup or mustard on his burger with James replying, MUSTARD! MUSTARD! - TheDarkOne_221b

8 St. Anger

I think you all know this, the song that ruined Lars' reputation as a drummer. It also turned into a meme along with Lars though. - TheDarkOne_221b

St. Snare. - Userguy44

9 Metallica are sellouts

You guys can never know how many memes of these are there. - TheDarkOne_221b

THEY'RE NOT! - PhoenixAura81

10 I don't always listen to Metallica, but when I do, nothing else matters.

Self explanatory - TheDarkOne_221b

The Contenders

11 He f****** left the band!!!

Poor Jason. - Userguy44

12 Make Metallica Great Again
13 Napster Napster

Remember what Lars Ulrich did? - Userguy44

14 Lars Ulrich's receding hairline
15 R.I.P Ozzy Osbourne
16 And Justice for Jason
17 "Hum" - Lars Ulrich
18 James Yeaaaahtfield
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