Music Artists with the Most Generic YouTube Comments

Alkadikce
You enjoy a song but are a bit bored because there's no video? You might think you can have fun by reading the comments. How wrong are you!

The Top Ten

1 Nirvana Nirvana Nirvana was an American grunge band that was formed in Aberdeen, Washington in 1987. Nirvana disbanded after Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. The drummer of the band, David Grohl, went on to start the Foo-Fighters, an alternative rock band. ...read more.

1. R.i.P. Kurt Cobain
2. This is REAL music!
3. A girl at my class wore a Nirvana T-shirt and she does not know who Kurt Cobain is.
4. They have better songs than Smells Like Teen Spirit
5. I was born in the wrong generation

6. 3 & 4 combined: I asked the girl with the Nirvana T-Shirt what her favorite Nirvana song is, she said Smells Like Teen Spirit. She is hence not a true Nirvana fan.
7. sold-out jokes like this is my neighbor's favorite song - Alkadikce

"Make American Grunge Again" that's one I've seen - LightningStrike

These 90's kids would love r/lewronggeneration - ToddHoward

Despacito? Nah this is real music! " - Not_A_Weeaboo

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2 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.

Some of his worshippers hang out in this site as well - TristGamer

Don’t forget about the “Like for Eminem. Ignore for Lil Pump.” comments. - RalphBob

1. eminem's IQ [points down on number of likes]
2. no partying, no drugs, no girls, this is real rap!
3. spam liked who's watching in a certain year comments
4. copypasta cringe jokes (e.g. documentsmusicEminemBad songs, neighbors threw a brick, rose-red-violet-blue) - Alkadikce

3 Amon Amarth Amon Amarth Amon Amarth is a Swedish melodic death metal band from Tumba, formed in 1992. The band takes its name from the Sindarin name of Mount Doom.

I did an experiment yesterday and what I'm gonna say here was valid as of April 18, 2019: I typed "Amon Amarth" into youtube search bar. Youtube offered me a list of songs and I chose the 1st one on their list. I read the first 50 comments or so, and the word "beard" wasn't mentioned at all. I lost interest in reading more comments because nobody talked about beards. The song was "Crack the Sky". - Metal_Treasure

Also check out Raven's Flight, The Way of Vikings (at least 28 beard comments) - Alkadikce

This is so true. These comments literally are on every Amon Amarth video. "I just grew a beard! "
"My dog turned into Fenhir! "
"My wife grew a beard and is now pillaging Europe! "
"My balls just grew a beard! " - RogerMcBaloney

1. I played this next to my mum, now she's my dad
2. my beard has never grown so fast
3. beard comment
4. beard comment
5. beard comment
6. beard comment
Go on an Amon Amarth video, there's no originality in the comments. - Alkadikce

Right? It gets boring after a while. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

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4 Dragonforce Dragonforce DragonForce are a British power metal band based in London, England. Formed in 1999, the group are known for their long and fast guitar solos, fantasy-themed lyrics, and electronic sounds in their music to add to their retro video game-influenced sound.

1. I hope the guitar was over 18
2. I played this next to a [something], now it's a [aggressive creature resembling something]
3. I have never felt so untalented
4. comments parodising how generic the other comments are with percentages - Alkadikce

5 Megadeth Megadeth Megadeth is an American thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Megadeth was formed in 1983 by guitarist Dave Mustaine and bassist David Ellefson, shortly after Mustaine was fired from Metallica. They have released 15 studio albums to date, and have gone through many lineup changes, with Dave ...read more.

1. thanks Metallica for firing Dave
2. better than any Metallica song
3. How is Metallica more popular?
4. Metallica sold out with the black album! Dave stayed true to metal! (how true...)
5. Metallica firing Dave was the greatest thing humanity has done

It's a pain to read these comments after a while. - Alkadikce

+ Dave wrote the best Metallica songs - Metal_Treasure

6 Greta Van Fleet Greta Van Fleet

A brand new rock band appears and it's fairly popular... Makes you think. - LightningStrike

7 Sleep

1. I was so stoned I hit the dislike button
2. I started taking drugs when I was 12. Now I am 36.
3. I started taking drugs when I was 14. I am still 14.
4. I used to do drugs. I still do.
5. My best marijuana trip ever with this song
6. You need this song to enjoy drugs.

Come on, just because the genre is called stoner rock it does not mean only stoners listen to it. There's me! - Alkadikce

They're super underrated though. - LightningStrike

8 Queen Queen Queen are an English rock band formed in 1970. Members were Freddie Mercury (Vocals and Piano), Brian May (Guitar, Vocals), Roger Taylor (Drums, Vocals), and John Deacon (Bass Guitar, Vocals). Before forming into Queen, Brian May and Roger Taylor had played together in a band named Smile. Freddie Mercury ...read more.

What are those comments? - Userguy44

9 Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988. The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: ...read more.

Most common comments seen:-
1) Kinda reminds me of Taylor Swift
2) This makes Metallica sound like Pop
3) Most romantic song ever
4) Ironic how one of the band members is a vegetarian - Joeljohns249

These are just trolls and joke comments. They just want a reaction. - Userguy44

10 Lil Peep Lil Peep Gustav Elijah Åhr, known professionally as Lil Peep, was an American rapper, singer, songwriter and model.

I like his song Falling Down because X is there - Luckys

Mixture of emo and rap

I love Lil Peep know as Gust Åhr. His music is a mixture of rap and emo rock. He does have some songs that make him seen untalented but he has a mixture of songs that make him seem like a true rapper/singer. He dies 2017 of a drug overdose.

The Contenders

11 Exodus Exodus Exodus is an American thrash metal band formed in 1979 in Richmond, California. Spanning a career of 37 years, Exodus has gone through numerous lineup changes, two extended hiatuses, and the deaths of two former band members.

1. They should be in the big four instead of Metallica/Anthrax
2. They belong to the big five
3. REAL big four: Metallica, Megadeth, Exodus and Kreator
4. Big eight: Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Testament, Slayer, Exodus, Anthrax, Overkill

The same can be said for many Overkill and Testament comment sections. - Alkadikce

12 Tool Tool Tool is an American progressive/alternative/post-metal band, that was formed in 1990. ...read more.

1. they use the mollusks' DNA's codon dictionary to write the guitar chords
2. they make their songs after astronomic research and brain surgeries
3. greatest musicians to hit the earth. Not only they play in the best and most complex, innovative band of all time but they can drive a starrider and walk on the water
4. Amon Amarth makes me grow my beard the fastest, but Tool can make my beard go inside my mouth!

5. Danny Carey created the universe only to gift us with Tool - Alkadikce

13 ZZ Top ZZ Top ZZ Top is an American rock band that formed in 1969 in Houston, Texas. The band is composed of bassist and lead vocalist Dusty Hill, guitarist and lead vocalist Billy Gibbons, and drummer Frank Beard.

1. insert Amon Amarth beard comments here
2. wow look at their beards
3. their lineup never changed for 50 years
4. comments about driving
5. other unoriginal and unfunny comments - Alkadikce

14 Pearl Jam Pearl Jam Pearl Jam is a Grunge Rock Band formed in Seattle, Washington in 1990. The band had comprised of Eddie Vedder, Mike McCready, Stone Gossard and Jeff Ament. ...read more.

Pretty understandable, but the top comments on every Pearl Jam video are that Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley and Scott Weiland are dead and Eddie Vedder is still alive. - Alkadikce

15 Slayer Slayer Slayer is an American thrash metal band from Huntington Park, California, formed in 1981 by guitarists Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King. They rose to fame with their 1986 album Reign in Blood, and is credited as one of the big four of thrash metal bands, the others being Metallica, Megadeth, and Anthrax. ...read more.

1. Everybody says Metallica vs. Megadeth, but for me it's Slayer!
2. SLLLAAYYYERR! (totally not childish)
3. I came here to clean my ears after hearing [insert recent pop song] on the radio
4. Rise for the national metalhead anthem (in the Raining Blood comment section)
5. My girlfriend doesn't like this song so we broke up.
6. When you step on a Lego
7. comments talking obviously false information that are meant to be funny but end up pity-inducing (same for Cannibal Corpse)
8. Kill the posers and emos! This is what real men listen to! Not Black Veil Brides. - Alkadikce

16 XXXTentacion XXXTentacion Jahseh Dwayne Onfroy (born January 23, 1998), known professionally as XXXTentacion, and often referred to as X, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter.

Most common comments seen:-
1) 2019 Anyone?
2) Why do legends die so fast? (Because every controversial musician who dies young is apparently a "legend")
3) Like if you think XXXtentacion died
4) 1 Like = 1 Prayer - Joeljohns249

On my way to Gekyume's circumcision - Not_A_Weeaboo

"rip xx tenticon" (typo intentional) - Maddox121

17 Meshuggah Meshuggah Meshuggah is a Swedish progressive metal band from Umeå, formed in 1987. They are often considered the fathers or founders of the djent metal sub genre due to their use of downtuned guitars. They are also known for their song “Bleed”, which is known for its extremely complicated instrumentation, ...read more.

Most common comments seen, especially in their song "Bleed".
1) "My dog listened to this and became a wolf. Like an entire pack".
2) "This song makes me wanna return my library books a day late"
3) "Honey they are playing our song" (LOL Bleed was your wedding song? )
4) "This song makes me wanna buy Lays, inhale all the air inside, and then throw away the chips"
5) "This song makes me wanna Rob my own bank account"
6) "This song inspired me to give up guitar"
7) "I played this song on acoustic. Now it's electric".
8) "This song makes me wanna eat the ramen noodles raw, drink the boiling water and snort the flavor packet"
9) "TRTRRTRTRRRTRRTTRRTTRRRT" (on the song Bleed Lol)
10) This song makes wanna eat a banana with the peel on" - Joeljohns249

Although they are an entirely different genre, the same can be said about Arctic Monkeys comment sections - Alkadikce

18 Travis Scott Travis Scott Jacques Webster, better known by his stage name Travis Scott, is an American hip hop recording artist, record producer and musician from Houston, Texas.

Is either cringy ass jokes about "i played this next to ____ now he/she is my _____" or angry spongebob fans who are still triggered at the super bowl - Pato_cargo

19 Jellyfish

I do feel like Jellyfish is a very underrated band, but that’s all you hear about in the comments. Like, I get the point, already. Comment something else. - RalphBob

20 Mayhem Mayhem Mayhem is a Norwegian black metal band formed in 1984 in Oslo, regarded as one of the pioneers of the Norwegian black metal scene. The band is also known for the infamous events surrounding them including the 1991 suicide of vocalist Dead (in which former guitarist Euronymous took pictures of Dead's ...read more.

Most common comments seen:-
1) "Varg is innocent" (of course he is innocent, why else would he burn down 3 churches, steal 150 kg of explosives and stab his band-mate 23 times)
2) "All these new vocalists suck"
3) "Norway's national anthem"
4) "Been reading about their vocalist. Apparently he's 'Dead" (Excellent Pun)
5) "My favorite Christmas song"
6) "There is 1080p, 720p, 480p, 360p, 180p and then there is black metal! "
7) "R.I.P Dead" (Again, excellent pun)
8) "Hail Satan! Satan is Divine" (This comment can also be found in almost every black metal song's comment's section) - Joeljohns249

21 Chris Tomlin
22 Ariana Grande Ariana Grande Ariana Grande-Butera, known professionally as Ariana Grande, is an American singer and actress. She was born on June 26th 1993 in Boca Raton, Florida to Joan Grande and Edward Butera. She is best known for her role as Cat Valentine on the Nickelodeon sitcom Victorious and its spin-off show Sam & Cat. ...read more.

It's either her fans praising her all the time or some people saying her annoying lyrics. - B1ueNew

23 Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. She was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania. She is best known for writing break up songs and for having more than 5 Grammys. She became interested in country music when she was around 9 years old and after watching a documentary about ...read more.

They keep on mentioning about the haters too much - LightningStrike

24 The Beatles The Beatles The Beatles were an English rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. The members consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They were soon known as the foremost and most influential act of rock era. Rooted in skiffle, beat, and 1950s rock and roll, the Beatles later experimented ...read more.
25 Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin was an English rock band formed in London in 1968. The group consisted of Robert Plant (Vocal), Jimmy Page (Guitar), John Paul Jones (Bass, Keyboard) and John Bonham (Drums). The band's heavy, guitar-driven sound, rooted in blues and psychedelia on their early albums, has earned them recognition ...read more.
26 Tupac Tupac Tupac Amaru Shakur, also known as 2Pac, was an American rapper and actor born on June 16, 1971 in East Harlem, New York. Tupac sold over 75 million records worldwide and has been referred to in multiple major publications such as Rolling Stone as one of the greatest music artists of all time. 2Pac was ...read more.

This is real hip hop, not like those modern mumble rappers" - Not_A_Weeaboo

27 Oasis Oasis Oasis were an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1991. Developed from an earlier group, the Rain, the band originally consisted of Liam Gallagher (vocals and tambourine), Paul "Bonehead" Arthurs, Paul "Guigsy" McGuigan, and Tony McCarroll.
28 Notorious B.I.G. Notorious B.I.G. Christopher George Latore Wallace, better known by his stage name, The Notorious B.I.G (a.k.a. Biggie Smalls), is consistently ranked as one of the best rappers of all time. The Notorious B.I.G was born May 21, 1972, he was born in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 24 The Notorious B.I.G was murdered ...read more.
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