Top 10 Biggest Signs that You're Too Edgy

If you call anyone that's not your dad "Daddy" you have issues.
I feel bad for whoever actually had to have Hitler as their dad.
That's not edgy. That's pathetic.
Is this seriously a thing?
I've done that before
I wish I could have one.
I swear a lot, but not in front of my parents.
I swear sometimes.
I'm guilty of this
I used to do this a lot.
I do this all the time
Sometimes, I do this...
I hate cancer
Only degenerates still have emo hair.
Haven't done this in such a long time. Yesterday, in fact.
I don't run around town. I would get tired after 1 step.
I do this every year.
Well, that's rude.
It's called a joke.

So Piplup is edgy?
What the hell?
To be honest, I think most people on this site do this.
Well I do this all the time so yeah.
I'm guilty of this.

I am actually born in the 90s...
I'm guilty of this, but to be fair, I grew up with a lot of stuff from the 90s and 2000s and I'm still stuck in the 2000s to this day, rawr XD.
No I am edgy and watch Danny Phantom because he is a ghost!
I see what you did there
I don't. I call people idiots all day, though
That's too far

Even edgier would be not drinking Starbucks at all and going straight for the Monster Energy.

Mine is Soldier 76, but I used to always use Reaper because he says "die, die, die" in a weird voice.
Attention seeking. Faking depression or being suicidal is disrespectful to the ones who actually are.
I do that and walk away whenever I want to end a conversation.
I don't know who she is