Top 10 Biggest Signs You're Too Edgy

So, you think you're edgy? You're different, you're unique, you're a nonconformist. Congratulations, you're just like everyone else. In fact, you might even be too edgy for your own good. You know the type - the ones who think they're too cool for school, who think being mean and snarky is the height of wit, who insist on wearing black all year round. But don't worry, we're here to help. In this top ten list, we'll take a look at the biggest signs that you're too edgy for your own good. So grab your black eyeliner and get ready to be ironically unimpressed.
The Top Ten
1 You call Hitler "Daddy"

If you call anyone that's not your dad "Daddy" you have issues.

I feel bad for whoever actually had to have Hitler as their dad.

Is this seriously a thing?

2 You put razors on your LED fidget spinner

I've done that before

3 You have a Pepe tattoo

I wish I could have one.

4 You swear too much

I swear a lot, but not in front of my parents.

I swear sometimes.

I'm guilty of this

5 You call anything you hate “cancer”

I used to do this a lot.

I do this all the time

Sometimes, I do this...

6 You have rainbow emo hair

Only degenerates still have emo hair.

7 You run around town yelling "Mr. Beast, Mr. Beast!"

Haven't done this in such a long time. Yesterday, in fact.

I don't run around town. I would get tired after 1 step.

8 You streak in public

I do this every year.

9 You cry at the death of an anime character, but no actual person

Well, that's rude.

It's called a joke.

10 You tweet about your Death Note filled with all of your family's names
The Contenders
11 You are a hardcore feminist

What the hell?

12 You call anything you hate “cringe”

To be honest, I think most people on this site do this.

Well I do this all the time so yeah.

I'm guilty of this.

13 You act like you were born in the 90s when really you actually were born in the 00s

I am actually born in the 90s...

I'm guilty of this, but to be fair, I grew up with a lot of stuff from the 90s and 2000s and I'm still stuck in the 2000s to this day, rawr XD.

14 You hate kids shows

No I am edgy and watch Danny Phantom because he is a ghost!

15 You respond to anything with "that's not edgy. That's pathetic"

I see what you did there

16 You have 3 Monster Energys a day, but only after your Starbucks and energy shake

Even edgier would be not drinking Starbucks at all and going straight for the Monster Energy.

17 You call everything you hate retarded or autistic

I don't. I call people idiots all day, though

That's too far

18 Dark Pit is your favorite Super Smash Bros. 4 character
19 Reaper is your favorite Overwatch character

Mine is Soldier 76, but I used to always use Reaper because he says "die, die, die" in a weird voice.

20 You act like the typical stereotyped try-hard Call of Duty player
21 You spam lists with hate comments
22 You pretend to be suicidal and depressed.

Attention seeking. Faking depression or being suicidal is disrespectful to the ones who actually are.

23 You show people the middle finger all the time

I do that and walk away whenever I want to end a conversation.

24 You deny that you love Lele Pons

I don't know who she is

25 You constantly bash religion and act like a complete misotheist
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