Top 10 Biggest Signs You're Too Edgy
So, you think you're edgy? You're different, you're unique, you're a nonconformist. Congratulations, you're just like everyone else. In fact, you might even be too edgy for your own good. You know the type - the ones who think they're too cool for school, who think being mean and snarky is the height of wit, who insist on wearing black all year round. But don't worry, we're here to help. In this top ten list, we'll take a look at the biggest signs that you're too edgy for your own good. So grab your black eyeliner and get ready to be ironically unimpressed.
If you call anyone that's not your dad "Daddy" you have issues.
I feel bad for whoever actually had to have Hitler as their dad.
Is this seriously a thing?
I've done that before
I wish I could have one.
I swear a lot, but not in front of my parents.
I swear sometimes.
I'm guilty of this
I used to do this a lot.
I do this all the time
Sometimes, I do this...
Only degenerates still have emo hair.
Haven't done this in such a long time. Yesterday, in fact.
I don't run around town. I would get tired after 1 step.
I do this every year.
Well, that's rude.
It's called a joke.
What the hell?
To be honest, I think most people on this site do this.
Well I do this all the time so yeah.
I'm guilty of this.
I am actually born in the 90s...
I'm guilty of this, but to be fair, I grew up with a lot of stuff from the 90s and 2000s and I'm still stuck in the 2000s to this day, rawr XD.
No I am edgy and watch Danny Phantom because he is a ghost!
I see what you did there
Even edgier would be not drinking Starbucks at all and going straight for the Monster Energy.
I don't. I call people idiots all day, though
That's too far
Mine is Soldier 76, but I used to always use Reaper because he says "die, die, die" in a weird voice.
Attention seeking. Faking depression or being suicidal is disrespectful to the ones who actually are.
I do that and walk away whenever I want to end a conversation.
I don't know who she is