Top 10 Signs You Are a Boring Individual
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People Prefer Paperclips to You
From my experience, some people would rather handle bills than talk to me. This essentially makes them boring individuals by comparison.
I prefer paperclips over people.
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More Than Forty People State the Fact to Your Face
Well, millions have told me this already, but it was over the internet, so technically, it wasn't to my face... Was it?
I have never been called boring! I've been called a lot of things, but never boring.
Only twenty-seven people so far...
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You Never Play Sports
I mean, these people aren't automatically bad. What's worse is people who don't do any physical activity at all, whether that's regular runs or cycling trips to extreme weightlifting. Physical activity and exercise are very important, and doing no exercise makes you uninteresting as a person.
Watch it. I may be bad at sports, but I plan on building the next Death Star in my cellar.
Oh wait, there are spiders down there.
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Fall Asleep at the Mention of Your Name
Reminds me of that scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off!
That'd be some conversation starter. "I know how to make people fall unconscious!"
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People Yawn in Your Face, Even If You are Not Talking to Them
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No One Recognizes You on a Second Meeting
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You Get Bored Easily
I get bored very quickly. Fun fact: I got bored of Minecraft and Among Us.
I am not boring, but I do get bored easily. My parents are boring, and that's why I get bored easily.
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You Do Nothing Creative
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You're Not Into Anything Kinky
I most certainly am not into anything kinky, and I am very proud of that. I can't say I'd care if this makes me boring.
I am into some kinky things... I won't say what.
I definitely know who added this...
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You Think the Dictionary is Enjoyable to Read
Comparing a children's book to a reference book... I'm just going to walk away now.
Honestly, it can be quite enjoyable to read.
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You Like Wearing Clothes
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You are Lazy
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You Haven't Told a Single Joke in Your Life
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You Can't Keep a Conversation Without Repeating Subjects
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You Research Everything You Come Across
Ahem, you'll find that my history is filled with random things I've searched for. Some people may find me boring, but intelligence isn't boring. It's all a matter of perspective.
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You Keep Putting Justin Bieber References on New Lists
I agree with B.G. and P.W.. It's getting annoying.
It also makes you a horrible person.
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You Hunt Around for the Cheapest Toilet Cleaner Brand and Get Excited When You Find One.
P.W: I am a woman (despite my top ten name), and women get excited over these things. It's great when you find a cheap product that actually works.
It's a financial advantage to find the best value for any product, but getting excited about it is just too weird.
I search for toilet paper, not toilet cleaner, but that's because I sometimes TP people's houses, even though I stopped a while back.
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You Watch Sci-Fi
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You Put Your Friends to Sleep When You Tell a Joke
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People Sit on Your Lap Because They Don't Know You're There
I guess that would be the case. I can't say anyone's ever sat on my lap for any other reason...
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You Think Learning is a Sport
I think this because learning and sports are both equally boring!
Science Olympiad, Battle of the Books, SkillsUSA, and chess are all sports.
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You Think Educational Games are Fun
They're more interesting in general.
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You Think Spiderman is a God
Shrek is the ultimate life being in the universe.
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You Try to Be Someone Else
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You Would Rather Stay at Home During the Summer Than Go on Vacation
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You Drink Alcohol Too Much
I don't drink alcohol, but I'm still boring as hell.
Like seriously, I almost have a Medusa-like relationship with people in that they fall asleep if they even think about me.
I'm Muslim, so I almost never drink.
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You Don't Create Top Ten Lists