Top 10 Signs You Are a Boring Individual

The Top Ten
1 People Prefer Paperclips to You

From my experience, some people would rather handle bills than talk to me. This essentially makes them boring individuals by comparison.

I prefer paperclips over people.

2 Fall Asleep at the Mention of Your Name

Reminds me of that scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off!

That'd be some conversation starter. "I know how to make people fall unconscious!"

3 More Than Forty People State the Fact to Your Face

Well, millions have told me this already, but it was over the internet, so technically, it wasn't to my face... Was it?

I have never been called boring! I've been called a lot of things, but never boring.

Only twenty-seven people so far...

4 No One Recognizes You on a Second Meeting
5 People Yawn in Your Face, Even If You are Not Talking to Them
6 You Never Play Sports

I mean, these people aren't automatically bad. What's worse is people who don't do any physical activity at all, whether that's regular runs or cycling trips to extreme weightlifting. Physical activity and exercise are very important, and doing no exercise makes you uninteresting as a person.

Watch it. I may be bad at sports, but I plan on building the next Death Star in my cellar.

Oh wait, there are spiders down there.

7 People Sit on Your Lap Because They Don't Know You're There

I guess that would be the case. I can't say anyone's ever sat on my lap for any other reason...

8 You Get Bored Easily

I get bored very quickly. Fun fact: I got bored of Minecraft and Among Us.

I am not boring, but I do get bored easily. My parents are boring, and that's why I get bored easily.

9 You Can't Keep a Conversation Without Repeating Subjects
10 You Do Nothing Creative
The Contenders
11 You're Not Into Anything Kinky

I most certainly am not into anything kinky, and I am very proud of that. I can't say I'd care if this makes me boring.

I am into some kinky things... I won't say what.

I definitely know who added this...

12 You are Lazy
13 You Think the Dictionary is Enjoyable to Read

Comparing a children's book to a reference book... I'm just going to walk away now.

I prefer Big Nate because I actually like that!

Honestly, it can be quite enjoyable to read.

14 You Haven't Told a Single Joke in Your Life
15 You Watch Sci-Fi
16 You Research Everything You Come Across

Ahem, you'll find that my history is filled with random things I've searched for. Some people may find me boring, but intelligence isn't boring. It's all a matter of perspective.

17 You Like Wearing Clothes
18 You Think Spiderman is a God

Shrek is the ultimate life being in the universe.

19 You Care What Others Think of You
20 You Think Learning is a Sport

I think this because learning and sports are both equally boring!

Science Olympiad, Battle of the Books, SkillsUSA, and chess are all sports.

21 You Think Educational Games are Fun

Well, you need an educational game to learn that "funner" isn't a word.

They're more interesting in general.

22 You Keep Putting Justin Bieber References on New Lists

I agree with B.G. and P.W.. It's getting annoying.

It also makes you a horrible person.

23 You Hunt Around for the Cheapest Toilet Cleaner Brand and Get Excited When You Find One.

P.W: I am a woman (despite my top ten name), and women get excited over these things. It's great when you find a cheap product that actually works.

It's a financial advantage to find the best value for any product, but getting excited about it is just too weird.

I search for toilet paper, not toilet cleaner, but that's because I sometimes TP people's houses, even though I stopped a while back.

24 You Would Rather Stay at Home During the Summer Than Go on Vacation
25 You Don't Create Top Ten Lists
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