Top Ten Phrases for Using the Bathroom

The Top Ten

1 Dropping a Deuce
2 Taking a Dump

This always makes me think of the Check Please guy. Gone so long because he was havin' a dump, innit? - PositronWildhawk

3 Taking a P***

piss is not a bad word

4 Draining Your Lizard
5 Taking a Leak
6 Having the Runs
7 Having the Squirts
8 Taking a S***

Best thing to say, EVERY time

9 Taking a Crap
10 Defecating

The Contenders

11 Going To The Loo
12 Go potty
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