Best Quotes Said by SpongeBob On SpongeBob SquarePants

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The Top Ten

1 You don't need a license to drive a sandwich

This should be a bumper sticker

Best line in the movie. - Aaa2

2 I'm ready!

His catchphrase and most classic line. - happyhappyjoyjoy

He says it in almost every episode

3 This isn't your average everyday darkness...this is advanced darkness

This is a Quote said in the Episode Rock Bottom. Best Line in the episode - Dreamformusic

4 Well it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets. Secretly
5 Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
6 Patrick your genius is showing
7 Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
8 You know what's funnier than 24? 25!

This is my favourite thing SpongeBob's said.

9 Night night night night night night night night night night night nah nah nah nah night night!!!
10 Look at all the hip young people eating sa-lads

The Contenders

11 Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!...
12 It's big! And, scary! And, pink!

So is Patrick's belly button - Mcgillacuddy

13 Steppin' on the beach doo doo doo doo!
14 Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
15 I'm ugly and I'm proud!
16 Imagination
17 It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
18 Have you finished those errands

That kept torturing squidward, I love it

19 Ba la la la la!
20 Like this, or this, or this?

This quote is from "The Graveyard Shift".

21 I made them into a piano.

This quote is from "Fear of a Krabby Patty".

22 Chocolate! Chocolate!
23 Backing Up! Boop Boop Boop Boop etc.
24 Now it's time to bring it around town! Bring it around toooown!
25 Gary put puffy fluffy down this instant!
26 Is mayonnaise an instrument? Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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1. Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
2. Night night night night night night night night night night night nah nah nah nah night night!!!
3. You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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1. I'm ready!
2. This isn't your average everyday darkness...this is advanced darkness
3. You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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