Real Reasons Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

The Top Ten

1 To Buy Some Eggs

2 To Play Chicken With the Traffic

Probably she really wanted to play chicken. I would certainly want to play the game called 'Human Being'.

3 To Avoid His Mother-in-law

4 To Make an Omelete

This is the funniest, I think

5 To Avoid 'why Did the Chicken Cross the Road' Gags

6 He Had a Death Wish

Haha this is Funny I guess you should be careful what you wish for because you just might get it! I love this list Britgirl

7 Because He Couldn't Be Bothered to Use the Bridge

8 To Meet His Bird

9 To Eat at the KFC

#cannibalism

10 2 Play Flappy Bird

The Contenders

11 To Get to the Other Side....

12 To Help the Old Lady Across

13 It Was Chained to a Bike

14 To Paint Its Fingernails

15 Because there was a pancake buffet

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