Top Ten Reasons Why Public Bathrooms Suck

Yatagarasu
Public Bathrooms suck. They suck even more if you're a guy. If I missed a point please add it

The Top Ten

1 Nobody bothers to clean it

It sucks real bad

I remember seeing a crap in a urinal, it stayed like that until somebody filed a complaint - Yatagarasu

I feel sorry for the person who has to clean it - TwilightKitsune

2 It seems like every single person misses the toilet
3 They smell

I have been in a public bathroom that remakes of urine, feces, and old rotting PERIOD blood. It smelled so bad that I couldn’t use it. I almost barfed.

Oh yea baby man mama

They usually smell like either poop or butts. That is really gross. - PhilTheCorgi

Even if they look clean, how much they stink is still enough to put me off going in them. - Entranced98

4 The toilet paper there is like sandpaper

A few of them have had paper that's literally like tracing paper. My ultimate workaround is to always have tissues on hand. - Entranced98

5 The stalls are covered in swastikas, phone numbers, and other scraped out drawings in the paint

People really love to draw dicks on the stalls. - Popsicles

In the bathroom at school, I see the stalls covered with words and hearts saying "(girl) + (girl's crush)" forever! "

My favorite one I saw was:
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to s-t, but only farted" - cjWriter1997

They usually write F-bombs, "______ was here", and they also draw male body parts, which is pretty disgusting. - PhilTheCorgi

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6 The lines are always super long

Whenever I go on a tour with old Asian people, the lines to the restrooms are always long, and you have a time limit to pee

Mostly just for girls though - Yatagarasu

7 The water in the sink is either like lava or like ice

88% of time ice
5% lava
7% no water at all - Alkadikce

Or sometimes the water doesn't work

Damn you, taps...one day you'll pay for scalding my hand in front of ten people! - Entranced98

8 Broken doors
9 Hand dryers are extremely loud

Until I was about ten, I couldn’t use Public loos at all because the hand dryers were just so loud. Either I had to wait till I got home, or I had to use the disabled loo.

Agreed - DrayTopTens

You just don't expect it.

10 There are no lights, just that wavy glass window

Another case is when you turn on the lights and some funny noise is coming from above. Since you have no ideas where it comes from, you will think it would lead to an explosion. - Alkadikce

The Contenders

11 The hand dryers don't work

Much more common mistake is when there are no hand dryers, - Alkadikce

12 Limited time in stalls or urinals

While on a Chinese tour bus, you only have 5 minutes to pee

13 The "out of order" sign can be found in nearly every corner
14 The door is like 100 pounds

It's a bathroom, not a bunker, nobodys gonna break in there - Yatagarasu

15 People don't bother to flush

Especially at schools - KingSlayer93316

Yeah it was grose when kids at my school would poop and not flush - trains45

16 Urinal problems

One time I saw a cigarette and gum and a pencil in one urinal in a Super America - Datrandomdude

17 Extremely thin toilet paper

This IS a problem. If the loo paper splits in your hand, you have poo all over your hand! 💩

No matter how much I use, they always rip and I end up getting pee all over my hands

18 Running out of toilet paper

And then you have to awkwardly ask the person next to you for some

19 Fire alarms and the loud flush

I was afraid of loud toilet flushes as a kid, but not the fire alarm - trains45

20 The men and women are separated

BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED THEIR PRIVACY. BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO BE A PERVERT. - TheAwesomeDude54

Oh stop. It’s for privacy reasons - KingSlayer93316

21 You keep on having to pump the tap, so you get your hands all dirty all over.

Damn you Chicago Faucets

22 They’re unsanitary

Germs everywhere, unflushed toilets, and trash all over the floor

23 People who vomit, but don't flush the toilet

Never seen that before nor do I want to see that - KingSlayer93316

24 Used Pads and Tampons
25 People hate hand driers

I love the hand driers

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1. Nobody bothers to clean it
2. It seems like every single person misses the toilet
3. Limited time in stalls or urinals
TrueWolf99
1. Nobody bothers to clean it
2. The toilet paper there is like sandpaper
3. It seems like every single person misses the toilet
Yatagarasu
1. They smell
2. Nobody bothers to clean it
3. It seems like every single person misses the toilet
Entranced98

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