Top Ten Reasons Why Public Bathrooms Suck

Public Bathrooms suck. They suck even more if you're a guy. If I missed a point please add it
The Top Ten
1 Nobody bothers to clean it

I remember seeing a crap in a urinal, it stayed like that until somebody filed a complaint

I feel sorry for the person who has to clean it

It seems like that anyway.

It sucks real bad

2 It seems like every single person misses the toilet
3 They smell

I have been in a public bathroom that remakes of urine, feces, and old rotting PERIOD blood. It smelled so bad that I couldn’t use it. I almost barfed.

Even if they look clean, how much they stink is still enough to put me off going in them.

They usually smell like either poop or butts. That is really gross.

Oh yea baby man mama

4 The toilet paper there is like sandpaper

A few of them have had paper that's literally like tracing paper. My ultimate workaround is to always have tissues on hand.

5 The stalls are covered in swastikas, phone numbers, and other scraped out drawings in the paint

In the bathroom at school, I see the stalls covered with words and hearts saying "(girl) + (girl's crush)" forever! "

People really love to draw dicks on the stalls.

My favorite one I saw was:
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to s***, but only farted"

They usually write F-bombs, "______ was here", and they also draw male body parts, which is pretty disgusting.

6 The lines are always super long

This happened only if u r a girl and I am a girl. I was drinking to much coke in Lunch at school. Studded, after the 6th period, I have to pee very badly. But worst thing is I have to wait! there are about 15 girls waiting in the line. I was about to go to the boys bathroom but it close for cleaning!

yes its annoying when the line is long person-01 : gotta pee *runs* person-02 : back of the line person-01:but there's 10 people a front of me and I can't hold it person-02 : IDC 10 mins later person-10 : *gets out of the bathroom* person-1 : finally.. cleaner : bathroom's closed for cleaning person-1 : what!?! *pees*

Mostly just for girls though

Whenever I go on a tour with old Asian people, the lines to the restrooms are always long, and you have a time limit to pee

7 The water in the sink is either like lava or like ice

Damn you, day you'll pay for scalding my hand in front of ten people!

Or sometimes the water doesn't work

88% of time ice
5% lava
7% no water at all

8 Hand dryers are extremely loud

I kind of have a thing about public bathroom handryers. They are so noisy! Especially ones like Dyson Airblades. I have had really sensitive ears ever since I was a kid.

Until I was about ten, I couldn’t use Public loos at all because the hand dryers were just so loud. Either I had to wait till I got home, or I had to use the disabled loo.

You just don't expect it.

Not only are they incredibly noisy, they don’t dry your hands completely.

9 Broken doors
10 There are no lights, just that wavy glass window

Another case is when you turn on the lights and some funny noise is coming from above. Since you have no ideas where it comes from, you will think it would lead to an explosion.

Yes, it makes them so dark and dingy.

The Newcomers

? Many have automatic-flushing toilets
The Contenders
11 The hand dryers don't work

Much more common mistake is when there are no hand dryers,

12 Limited time in stalls or urinals

While on a Chinese tour bus, you only have 5 minutes to pee

13 People don't bother to flush

Gross. I hate seeing this in my high school bathrooms, where people should be mature enough to flush

I know! Once, I went into a public bathroom, and the toilet was so overloaded with poop it was blocked.

Especially at schools

14 The "out of order" sign can be found in nearly every corner
15 The door is like 100 pounds

It's a bathroom, not a bunker, nobodys gonna break in there

16 Fire alarms and the loud flush

Sometimes the flush is nearly as loud as the handryer.

17 They’re unsanitary

Germs everywhere, unflushed toilets, and trash all over the floor

18 Extremely thin toilet paper

No matter how much I use, they always rip and I end up getting pee all over my hands

This IS a problem. If the loo paper splits in your hand, you have poo all over your hand! 💩

19 Used pads and tampons


20 The men and women are separated

Oh stop. It’s for privacy reasons

21 When you can't hold your pee and there's a long line

Just let it all out, it’s not that difficult.

on planes,malls every public mostly and people are like almost peeing their pants and that sucked

22 Urinal problems

One time I saw a cigarette and gum and a pencil in one urinal in a Super America

23 People who vomit, but don't flush the toilet

Never seen that before nor do I want to see that

24 Running out of toilet paper

And then you have to awkwardly ask the person next to you for some

25 The are always dead quiet

Every time I enter a male bathroom, theirs 6 dudes standing around and can hear a pin drop,and no one is pissing

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