Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Claus is Satan

Because he is based on Saint Nicolas a real man who gave presents to children.

Santa actually means "Saint" in Spanish (though admittedly, a FEMALE Saint).

Santa is a communist like the teletubbies

Now do you see why they named him Santa?

Christmas exists because the church killed the Norse Pagans in the Crusades and turned Yule into Christmas to give Jesus a birthday because he didn't have one. The son of God obviously needs one.
But whatever this website is mostly with Americans who are more Jesus freaks than other countries.

The real reason Christmas exists was because of Jesus, but children don't even care about him anymore because of Satan Claus.

According to Christianity - Satan was supposed to be a handsome fallen angel. Santa Claus or Father Christmas he is a jolly fat man in a red suit with a white beard who also has a wife called Mrs Claus. He has elves and reindeers helping. He has a grotto that kids go to meet him. Santa lives in Lapland. Likes wine and mince pies that you give him on Christmas Eve.

Satan must be pulling another one of his dirty tricks onto the children.

Shut up there is no such thing as Christmas in the Bible it was made up to give Jesus a birth date, to Christianise Saturnalia. You stole it.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

Don't be silly its just some fun.

So Santa is real! obviously elves don't exist so he uses children until they grow up.

Or he's supposed to live in the North Pole.

Because he's a liberal satanist.

He literally whips his reindeer over and over again to abuse them.

You've seen the Rankin/Bass films like Rudolph and Santa's coming to town.