Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Claus is Satan
The Top Ten
Why is everyone taking this list so seerious? - Userguy44
Because he is based on Saint Nicolas a real man who gave presents to children.
Santa actually means "Saint" in Spanish (though admittedly, a FEMALE Saint). - clusium
Santa is a communist like the teletubbies - TwilightKitsuneV 2 Comments
According to Christianity - Satan was supposed to be a handsome fallen angel. Santa Claus or Father Christmas he is a jolly fat man in a red suit with a white beard who also has a wife called Mrs Claus. He has elves and reindeers helping. He has a grotto that kids go to meet him. Santa lives in Lapland. Likes wine and mince pies that you give him on Christmas Eve.
Satan must be pulling another one of his dirty tricks onto the children.
The real reason Christmas exists was because of Jesus, but children don't even care about him anymore because of Satan Claus.
When Jesus wasn't even born in December.
Christmas was originally a Pagan holiday called Yule.
There was more than three wisemen, and they came after Jesus birth.
Santa is a pedophile he comes at the night to come through the chimney to rape your child. Watch out he got big bick to attack you with.
Don't be silly its just some fun.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
So Santa is real! obviously elves don't exist so he uses children until they grow up.
He never lived in the North Pole he always lived in Lapland.
He lives in Lapland but whatever.
Or he's supposed to live in the North Pole.
Because he's a liberal satanist.
He literally whips his reindeer over and over again to abuse them.
You've seen the Rankin/Bass films like Rudolph and Santa's coming to town.
The Burgermeister was the real good guy in the movie.
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