Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Claus is Satan
The Top Ten
Santa actually means "Saint" in Spanish (though admittedly, a FEMALE Saint). - clusium
Santa is a communist like the teletubbies - TwilightKitsune
Now do you see why they named him Santa?
His real name is Father Christmas.
The real reason Christmas exists was because of Jesus, but children don't even care about him anymore because of Satan Claus.
When Jesus wasn't even born in December.
Christmas was originally a Pagan holiday called Yule.
There was more than three wisemen, and they came after Jesus birth.
Satan must be pulling another one of his dirty tricks onto the children.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Santa is a pedophile he comes at the night to come through the chimney to rape your child. Watch out he got big bick to attack you with.
He literally whips his reindeer over and over again to abuse them.
You've seen the Rankin/Bass films like Rudolph and Santa's coming to town.
Or he's supposed to live in the North Pole.
Because he's a liberal satanist.
The Burgermeister was the real good guy in the movie.
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