Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Claus is Satan
The Top Ten
Santa actually means "Saint" in Spanish (though admittedly, a FEMALE Saint). - clusium
Santa is a communist like the teletubbies - TwilightKitsune
Now do you see why they named him Santa?
His real name is Father Christmas.
Satan must be pulling another one of his dirty tricks onto the children.
The real reason Christmas exists was because of Jesus, but children don't even care about him anymore because of Satan Claus.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
He literally whips his reindeer over and over again to abuse them.
You've seen the Rankin/Bass films like Rudolph and Santa's coming to town.
The Burgermeister was the real good guy in the movie.
Because he's a liberal satanist.
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