Top 10 Reasons Why SpongeBob SquarePants Sucks These Days

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81 All SpongeBob Does Is Cry

Yeah! Especially when he tries to act tuff and when he gets hurt he starts crying! SpongeBob is such a pathetic wuss its not even funny!

ALL the SpongeBob characters in post-movie episodes cry and scream like toddlers actually. - anonygirl

A day without tears is an example of an episode.

82 Squidward and Plankton Are Depressed

That's because Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob ruin their lives like there's no tomorrow. And that makes me wish that they'd team up against those cretins by killing them.

83 What Happened to Patchy the Pirate and Potty?

Last I heard the actor died

The actor is the same dude who plays SpongeBob, though the actor for Mermaid Man died in 2012. - Anonymousxcxc

I loved the duo
U knew the episode was gunna b a special when the narrator said : Live From Encino California Patchy the Pirate he would appear on the screen along with Potty I mean those two were two of my favourites even though I cannot understand why Potty criticises Patchy nor can I understand why Patchy gets bad luck at the end of the specials

84 Spongebob Gets Stupider With Every Episode

I couldn't agree more. One example is his extreme unawareness at how much Squidward hates his guts. And so, I want Squidward to make SpongeBob pay for his antagonism.

Same with patrick

85 Every Character Not Named Squidward or Plankton is a Moron

Practically, the only non-Squidward and non-Plankton characters are Sandy and Mrs. Puff. But I do believe that Mr. Krabs is so obsessed with money that it seems to make him less intelligent.

Gary isn't a moron. - Goatworlds

Actually they play tons of plankton jokes where he does something stupid but doesn't know it

Plus Mr. Krabs isn't really stupid he is just cheap

You mean every character besides sandy & Karin r idiots. Squid plus one, he was even conned by plankton to paint his house. And plankton does a lot whinnying to Karin in which she gives plankton ideas for stealing the kraby formula. Lary & Gary could also b considered to be spared from stupidity added to them, but Gary doesn't really talk or do anything too major for the most part, and lary is so background & is extremely rare we see him.

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86 Sandy Doesn't Appear Anymore

Sandy still appears in the show, but not as much as she used to.
Still, I wish the writers can focus less on Sandy being obsessive over science in the new seasons. 70% of the episodes with Sandy in it after the movie has something to do with her being a science geek. She's not as interesting as she used to be. This became a common trend during Season 4.

They ruined her anyway, better to leave it at that then to make her even worse

Not only is it rare for her to appear now, but she is also annoying and stupid when she does. - Goatworlds

When she does appear she's all "I like books and science and stuff" - SpyroZap99

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87 SpongeBob is Annoying

Oh please! He's beyond annoying. He's downright irksome. I just don't understand why he won't progress mentally. Instead, he regressed mentally like there's no tomorrow, which is worse than what happened to Ben Tennyson in the programs of Ben 10: Omniverse.

In the old seasons SpongeBob had child like qualities but he was still mature and the writers made him too much like a child.Spongbob also does his laugh way too much and it gets very irritating after many seasons of T.V. and 2 films.

88 The Episode "Are You Happy Now?" Exists

Squidward attempted suicide twice.

In this episode SpongeBob tries to get squidward to be happy but all of his attempts fail and the rest of the episode is just squidward being depressed and SpongeBob trying to get him out of his house.At the end of the episode SpongeBob takes squidward to the krusty Krab and he built sculptures of himself and then squidward goes mad and the episode ends. the main problem of this episode is that its depressing,not funny,and has too much filler.My rating for this episode is... a 2/10

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89 Sandy's Simplification
90 Plot Recycling
91 Loads of Filler

Yeah, and I'm Naruto!

92 Shuffleboarding

This episode had the plot changed completely in the middle of the episode. - Goatworlds

Worst episode ever. DO NOT WATCH THIS

The whole episode is one big plot hole full of crap.

93 SpongeBob's Puffy Cheeks
94 The show was supposed to end after the movie but Nick continued it anyway
95 Horrible Animation

It isn't loose or cartoony enough anymore.

96 All the Minor Characters and Other Characters Care About Is Food

Don't these people have jobs?

A slogan won't make me waste my money at a fast food restaurant.
Hey, Bill, McDonald's has a new slogan: Night is Tight. Let's waste all our money on getting diabetes from McDonald's.
What dumbass would fall for that?

97 The Guest Stars Get On Your Nerves
98 Gross and Disturbing Humor

Examples - To Love a Patty, Fungus Among Us, House Fancy, Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful, and Face Freeze.

Also that one face from "what ever happened to sponge bob? "

This probably should be Number One on the list. And it's one of the reasons why most humor no longer interests me these days. Therefore, I wish that Nickelodeon and maybe every other channel has more serious stuff on them.

99 Realistic Violence

Examples are the toenail scene from House Fancy, the eyebrow scene from Pineapple Fever, and the whole episode of One Coarse Meal.

100 Confused Morals
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