Most Convincing Excuses for Not Having Your Homework
The Top Ten
1 Due tomorrow?! I thought you said "do tomorrow"!
2 I left it at home
3 Bullies stole it
Possible thing to happen.
4 We bought a new paper shredder and we shredded the homework to see if the shredder was working
5 I was ill
I did my homework but I threw up all over it.
This actually worked for me once.
6 My hand broke
7 It offended me
8 I don't have it
9 When you gave the homework to the children, I went to the toilet. So I didn't know that there was homework
The most convincing
10 I ran out of toilet paper
The Contenders
11 I was absent
Teacher: (gives you make up work) you have 2 days to complete it
12 I didn’t have time to do it
13 Santa Claus took it
14 It was against my religion
15 My brother spilled water on it
16 I used a pen and couldn’t erase
That happened to me, twice
17 My dog chewed on it
my dog can't even walk
18 I left it at school overnight
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