Top Ten South Park Characters You Would Instantly Want to Befriend If You Met In Real Life

Butters Stotch

Leopold "Butters" Stotch is a fictional character from the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by series co-creator Matt Stone and is loosely based on co-producer Eric Stough. Butters is known for his naive, cheerful personality and often finds himself in unfortunate or absurd situations... read more

I love Kenny but he is way perverted than he looks but on the other side Butters is a kid that is cute and friendly

Butter is one of my favorites and being friends with him would totally be awesome.

He would be so cool to meet I would have so many questions

Kenny McCormick

Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is one of the main characters in the animated adult television series South Park. He appears alongside his close friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman. Known for his consistently muffled speech and frequent deaths in early seasons, Kenny has become one of the... read more

I would want to befriend Kenny. He seems like the quiet type considering his voice is usually muffled by his jacket. Although he may have a dirty mind and such, he would probably be a good friend in my opinion.

Kenny would be so adorable. I think he would be a great friend and I will try to keep him from dying over and over

Butter's would be a pretty annoying friend I'd rather Kenny or even cartman...

Stan Marsh

Stanley "Stan" Marsh is a main character of the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on series co-creator Trey Parker. Stan is one of the show's four central characters, along with Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman.

Come on stan is super cool who wouldn't be friends with him

Stans my favorite character. So I would totally be friends with him.

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Broflovski is a main character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on co-creator Matt Stone. Kyle is known for his strong moral compass and often serves as the voice of reason among the group.

Kyle isn't just the kinda friend who would simply do random stuff with you when you're bored. He's one you could look to as a brother. "Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you really care about."

Kyle is great. I want to be your friend.

Tweek Tweak

Tweek Tweak is a recurring character in the animated adult television series South Park and is a student at South Park Elementary. His constant consumption of coffee causes nervousness and twitchiness. He made his first appearance in the Season 2 episode "Gnomes."

I've got a lot in common with him. He seems to overthink everything just like me honestly id love to be friends with him. He seems like sucha kind and trustworthy guy who cares about his friends especially his boyfriend Craig Tucker(whos also awesome I could have voted for both I would). He also seems like a smart and interesting person even though he freaks out a lot but id try to help him stay calm

I think me and Tweek would get along perfectly! I constantly stress over things like death, illness or existential worries!
He's perhaps the cartoon character I can mostly relate to, although I can also heavily relate to Stan since I love attention and think the world revolves around me!

Jesus

I would empty my bank account if the Creators of South Park made Jesus a main character rather than a minor or background character, I wouldn't mind if Jesus stayed until I don't know the fandom & community of the series franchise "wake up", South Park was more original having Jesus, South Park is bland without Jesus, I would love it if Trey Parker & Matt Stone "resurrected" Jesus & do something with him different/difficulty than from any other character. Jesus brings us back from the dead, Jesus should have stayed longer, I wouldn't mind if there were a Second Coming of Jesus Special that's a three part saga

Jesus is the lord and it would be awesome to be his friend!

Eric Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman, commonly known by his last name, is a central character in the animated series South Park. Created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker and voiced by Parker, Cartman is one of four main characters, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. He often serves as both an... read more

CARTMAN BECAUSE HE FINALLY GOT TO MAKE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD IN THE CRAP OUT YOUR MOUTH EPISODE AND I'M STUCK ON THAT IS THAT REAL CAN YOU REALLY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE OR NO

Best to say on his good side or else he may do unimaginable horrors to you.

Jimmy Valmer

James "Jimmy" Valmer is a fictional character from the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker and is physically disabled, using forearm crutches to walk. His condition is described in the show as cerebral palsy, though it is sometimes speculated to be muscular dystrophy... read more

I love it how his accidental comedy is funnier than his stand up act

Craig Tucker

Craig Tucker is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park and is a member of the boys' fourth-grade class. He is easily recognized by his blue chullo hat topped with a yellow puffball. One of Craig's notable traits is his frequent tendency to flip people off, often without any... read more

Me and craig have a lot in common we should be friends

That one caring older brother

Wendy Testaburger

Winifred "Wendy" Testaburger is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. She is known for her on-again, off-again relationship with Stan Marsh and is portrayed as being more intelligent and mature than most children her age. Wendy is frequently involved in activism and feminist... read more

Don't get me wrong, but she will be a great friend, especially against Cartman.

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Michael (Goth Kid)

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Pete Thelman

I'd love to be his friend we'd write poetry about death and talk about how pointless life is and wed listen to nine inch nails.. we'd team up against the conformists and make there lives miserable

Randy Marsh

Randy Marsh is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. He is the husband of Sharon Marsh and the father of Stan and Shelly Marsh. Randy first appeared in the Season One episode "Volcano" and is voiced by series co-creator Trey Parker.

Clyde Donovan

Blanket Jackson

Karen McCormick

Santa

Scuzzlebutt

Pip Pirrup

Philip "Pip" Pirrup was a recurring character in the American animated sitcom South Park. He was an awkward and often mistreated English orphan exchange student in the fourth grade, based on the protagonist from Charles Dickens' novel Great Expectations.... read more

The poor boy needs a friend! If he were real, I would protect him from the bullies.

I would totally be Pip's friend

Mysterion

Mysterion is a recurring character in the animated adult television series South Park. He serves as the superhero alter ego of Kenny McCormick, one of the main characters. Mysterion appears in several episodes, especially those that parody superhero themes and explore Kenny's mysterious powers.

Gerald Broflovski

Mr. Garrison

Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by series co-creator Trey Parker. Over the course of the series, the character has undergone multiple transformations, including gender changes and shifts in political views, making him one of... read more

Timmy Burch

Timmy Burch is a character on the television series South Park, portrayed as using a wheelchair and having a cognitive disability. He is the lead singer of the band Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld and has become a fan favorite despite his limited verbal communication.... read more

Timmy! Timmy timmy, timmy! TIMMY!

Liane Cartman

Towelie

Towelie is a recurring character in the animated adult television series South Park. He is a talking towel who was genetically engineered by Tynacorp to dry people as needed depending on the situation. Towelie often appears unexpectedly to give towel-related advice or is seen getting high.