Worst Lines of Dialogue from SpongeBob SquarePants
I am also including parts of lines and songs. At some parts, I have edited some of the lines if they were too long or excessive.
In the scene, Puffy Fluffy, SpongeBob's new pet, has turned into a hulking beast and is strangling Gary. When SpongeBob sees this, he acts so stupid that the audience wants Puffy Fluffy to strangle him too.
Even though SpongeBob was oblivious earlier in the episode, it could be seen as a careless mistake. However, by the time it gets to this part, it becomes infuriating.
The fact that SpongeBob treats Gary so harshly for most of the episode is why this episode sucks.
Ugh, SpongeBob... What part of 'Puffy Fluffy is a big monster and is trying to eat your pet snail' don't you understand?
That's just lazy writing. Maybe the Krusty Krab could've caught fire, but nope, a NICKEL.
Definitely Mr. Krabs' cheapness at its worst - laying off his best worker over a nickel.
Imagine getting fired because your boss wanted to save 5 cents.
Parker Coppins: One thing that I wanted to mention though - the moral... it feels like a South Park episode.
SpongeBob: (Says the quote)
Parker: He's just like, facing the audience with children just hanging out in the background. (Chuckles) Love laughing children.
Why is this a bad line? Because a lot of younger kids would believe this and cry just to get something they want to happen.
Screw whoever wrote this line! This episode makes us feel bad for SpongeBob but mad at him as well.
This was shown on the news before. I'm dead serious. They really did.
Again, not a great message for the kids.
That villager was Sandals, the surfer fish who said "TOAST" in the Pranks-a-Lot episode (not the laughing one, that's Scooter). I really liked Sandals, but now he's one of my least favorite townspeople... What a bummer.
I wanted to nuke that theme park after hearing that! This should be higher than #11.
That guy was a jerk to SpongeBob.
While the Enterbots on here get triggered by this line and take it way too seriously, I see this line for what it is: meta humor. Patrick's not a sociopath. He's just an idiot, and this line is meant to be a humorous remark about Patrick's own stupidity. There was even a line in pre-movie SpongeBob where Patrick acknowledges his stupidity.
Sandy: Don't you have somewhere else to be stupid?
Patrick: Not until 4.
People thought that line was comedy gold because it's from pre-movie SpongeBob. If it was from a post-movie episode, people would be triggered by it in a heartbeat. This just goes to show the bias that Enterbots have toward post-movie SpongeBob. They're not all that bad. People like Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, and Richard Pursel aren't evil sociopaths who deserve to be blacklisted. The Enterbots are just saying that because they didn't like those episodes.
First of all, Mr. Krabs is wrongly blaming SpongeBob for causing the mess when it was actually Patrick's fault for permanently gluing SpongeBob to the wringer. Also, SpongeBob should've told Patrick that earlier in the episode, not just 1-2 minutes before the end.
The WORST SpongeBob quote by far. Though the "I guess crying does solve your problems after all" quote is both cheesy and sends a lousy message, this is a downright suicide joke, which is the worst kind.
Plankton clearly wants to die. How can it get any clearer than that?
I don't think this one needs much of an explanation.
Not one line is worse than this! At least the one from The Card where Patrick pretty much admits he feigns his stupidity is a smart fourth-wall break. And "You put Puffy Fluffy down" is funny in a "so bad it's good" sort of way.
This line, however, pretty much outs Patrick as a selfish, immature child.
This is the last line of an episode where Patrick does anything but share.
This is bad because it comes right after literally nothing but five and a half minutes of Squidward getting tortured for doing the right thing. These forms of torture include getting macerated by a spiked roller, crashing into a wall (because of SpongeBob's carelessness), and crashing his car in a huge traffic accident (also caused by SpongeBob).
That last scene with the city-wide traffic crash is where SpongeBob delivers this line, which is especially frustrating because he caused the accident but refuses to accept responsibility.
I can't believe this is in a kids' show! Whoever wrote this episode should be fired. This is even worse than A Pal for Gary and Choir Boys!
Living proof that SpongeBob is torturing Squidward on purpose.
This line is one of the many reasons why Band Geeks is the worst episode ever.
I would enjoy Band Geeks a lot more if this overrated line didn't exist.
I don't understand why people think this line is funny. It's a giraffe! is funny.
This is a very hypocritical thing to say.
SpongeBob has done things contradictory to his "good nature," such as sabotaging Squidward to win "Employee of the Month," trying to get Patrick arrested for speeding out of jealousy in "Driven to Tears," and more.
That is why this quote is one of the most infamous lines ever said in the SpongeBob world.
What about that time you ripped off Squidward's toenail in House Fancy? Or stalked Squidward in Boating Buddies? Ruined his day in Choir Boys? Let your pet snail get tortured for absolutely no reason?
As Mr. Enter put it: "SpongeBob, you have no good nature! Satan asks you for pointers."
Krabs, you do know that driving someone to suicide is murder, right? That means you would go to jail, you soulless crustacean cheapskate!
I wanted to punch Patrick when he said that.
Both have the same problem. They put "itis" at the end of a word to sound smart, but it does the opposite, especially in the first case.
That was the worst. Patrick didn't break the toy, and SpongeBob thought he did.