Top Ten Statements to Describe a Band

The Top Ten
1 Iron Maiden (How to Make Bass Cool)
2 Racer x (Judas Priest Goes Shred)
3 Motley Crue (Groupies Band!)
4 Limp Bizkit (The Worst Nu Metal Band)
5 Megadeth (Metallicas Worst Nightmare)
6 Blind Guardian (How One Bard Can Sound Like a Choir)
7 Soundgarden (Don't Do LSD) Soundgarden was an American grunge/alternative metal band formed in Seattle, Washington, in 1984 by singer and rhythm guitarist Chris Cornell, lead guitarist Kim Thayil, and bassist Hiro Yamamoto. Chris Cornell died on May 17th, 2017.
8 Primal Fear (Judas Priest on Steroids)
9 Metallica (Megadeth's Worst Nightmare)

Haha. Or the reverse.

10 Led Zeppelin (Plagiarism Champions)
The Contenders
11 Ted Nugent (Cat Scratch a Fever Guy)
12 The Beetles (Why Today's Music Sucks)
13 Pantera (This is What Happens When We Cross Anthrax and Zeppelin)
14 Blur (Oasis Worst Nightmare)
15 Nirvana (We Maybe Need Another Lyricist)

Well no more mosquitos and albinos in music!

16 Blind Guardian (Helloween's Worst Nightmare)
17 Green Day (No More Concert's)
18 Fall Out Boy (When The Greatest Sell Out)
19 Hollywood Undead (Nobody Care's)
20 Linkin Park (Most Overrated Rock Bands) Linkin Park is an American alternative rock band formed in Agoura Hills, California, in 1996. The current members include Mike Shinoda (vocals, keyboards, rhythm guitar), Brad Delson (guitar), Dave "Phoenix" Farrell (bass), Joe Hahn (DJ), and Rob Bourdon (drums). Linkin Park is associated with a mixture of alternative rock, hip hop, and techno. Some of their influences include Nine Inch Nails, Deftones,... read more
21 Muse (This Trio Definitely Has Secret Band Mates)
22 Marilyn Manson (One of the Creepiest Bands of All Time) Marilyn Manson is an American rock band from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Formed in 1989 by frontman Marilyn Manson and Daisy Berkowitz, the group was originally named Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids with their theatrical performances gathering a local cult following in the early 1990s. ...read more.
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