Top 10 Stupidest Phobiasmunkee_linc97
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The ducks are watching...
I mean that's pretty stupid. But when you think about it... It's kind of really scary to have that in your mind all the time. :I
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AmazingV 82 Comments
The fear of long words, see the irony
Fear of Hippopotamus, Fear of Monsters, Fear of Equipping, Fear of Education, Fear of Phobias
You are going to live a sad, sad life.
I'm so afraid of long words I can't even say my phobia, that guy just said a big word I think I might die. - FrankP
I live for this, just imagine trying to tell your therapist this
"i have a fear of long words."
"oh so you have a hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia? "
This is highly unusual. I can imagine having panphobia/panophobia. Being scared of everything... Your house, your mom, the street, animals, food, water, light, dark, sleeping, your hands, going to the restroom, your clothes, paper, of yourself... Every single thing. How can you live through this?
Really?! Who has this?! And how can you live like this?! It's STUPID! So what do they do all day and how can they live?! Like really?! Can you even live like this?
Listen, people who have this might have an Anxiety Disorders, so please control your mouth. - GirlyAnimeLover
How do you survive? Frankly you should have a panic attack so bad it causes a heart attack, and if that doesn't happen there's a thousand other ways you can die (not breathing, not eating, not drinking, not sleeping etc)
your dumV 25 Comments
for me, it's more of a pet peeve than a phobia
Yeah, this is stupid, (no offense to people who have this phobia) - Alpha101
Laugh out loud my friend just told me she has this phobia and ah loves peanut butter! Ironic!
This is dumbV 15 Comments
This superstition has its origins in Christianity. On the last supper that was on Friday, there were 13 people on the table ( Jesus and his 12 apostles ). One of them was a traitor ( Judas ). That's why many people still believes that this day is a day of bad luck.
Only for superstitious people.
Only superstitious people have this fear
I don't have a fear of Friday the 13th just had an annoying one e.g. I had an epileptic seizure and also had lucky Friday the 13th's. But I don't believe in it everything was a coincidence.V 13 Comments
So... You don't talk at dinner? If someone starts a conversation you'll run screaming?
I know I don't want people to talk about embarrassing stories to other people in front of me...
What if you just communicated dish you will not speak? And instead of speaking you will just use sign language? Laugh out loud that's so damn funny.
Are they also afraid of having a breakfast conversation? If not, what's the difference?V 6 Comments
I guess a lot of people don't like being tickled, but an actual phobia that's something else.
I'm scared of ANYTHING touching my neck. Literally, if I'm laying down on grass I have to get up because the grass touched my neck :/ probably because I'm insanely sensitive and get extremely aroused if anyone even strokes my neck. and people wonder why I wear a scarf inside - SansTheComic
Ill have fun touching these people with my handy dandy feather
It's so dumb, its funny!V 9 Comments
The duck does not have this
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I feel bad fer all of you guys who have this.
What if your mom asked you to buy drugs cause she need it, and you need to cross the street you will not follow her?
I have this. :(V 6 Comments
I have a fear of school everyday. The teachers look like old hags
Best phobia ever
If I have this can I skip school
I hate schoolV 20 Comments
As soon as the slightest bit of fear hits you which is instantly it won't stop.
Once you get scared, you get stuck in an eternal paradox of fear.
You would be forever scared
That’s so sadV 25 Comments
Pretty much everyone is affraid of their mother-in-law. it's not their fault that they don't want to be eaten alive. ;D
Everyone is afraid of their mother-in-laws...
That is completely normal in most people
that's ME!V 7 Comments
If you're a man and you have this, then you're sick! I love getting erections! - XX_Hydra-Virus-9860_XX
I don't know what is wrong with men, even my ex-boyfriend hate having sexual stuff - GirlyAnimeLover
If a man has an erection, he usually loves it. I LOVE getting one.
Rip anyone who has this phobia and watches porn
If I was male, I'd have one all the time - oneshotV 16 Comments
Hey honey would you like to hangout in the bed room... AH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
I have this phobia and it's HORRIFYING. If you don't know why and think it's stupid, search it up.
Have a good day.
This phobia doesn't exist. People who claim that they have it don't even what a phobia even is. Of course pics of trypophobia are disgusting/unsettling, but it's common sense to cringe at those pics, just like seeing people with serious physical diseases, or the Crocodyl drug effects on skin, I feel very unsettled when I see pics of those, but that's common sense.
I have actually been diagnosed with this. So for everyone who says it's not a phobia just because you don't have it doesn't mean no one else doesV 25 Comments
This is SO ironic considering the people who would do anything for money.
Seriously? Laugh out loud every people need money, and some people are willing to die just to have money.
How can that be true some one running away from money it might be though
Have this, get poor.V 11 Comments
It's not stupid. 666 is meant to be "The number of the Devil" or as some people I remember used to call it "Hells area code" these names seem stupid but the fear is very real.
It's just a number
I don't blame them. 666=Illuminati confirmed. - XX_Hydra-Virus-9860_XX
This is the mark of the beast of the final battle of armageddon. this is sorta of a creepy numberV 11 Comments
Believe it or not, I have this phobia and so do three of my friends. Every time I'm ready to throw up, I feel like it's the end of the world. Thank goodness I hardly ever feel nauseated, or as medically defined, an unpleasant sensation in the abdomen. - RockFashionista
I have this phobia, and its horrible! My friends sometimes sneak behind me and make a vomiting sound and laugh when I run away.
I think I have this too. I hate it. In one of my schools every body got sick after lunch and I always knew it was the food but nobody cares. I am always scared and I literally want to run away. It is awful... This actually isn't dumb this is real
I actually have this. t h e a g o n yV 13 Comments
It's gotta go sometime!
This is stupid
NO! I NEED MORE VIAGRA!
I have this phobia and it is very stressfull. I buy more viagra than water.V 3 Comments
I mean, sometimes you just think "something bad is going to happen quickly"
I feel bad for the people who have this phobia
I like the saddness
R.I.P OPTIMISTIC PEOPLE - Pokemonfan10V 4 Comments
This would be terrible I'd never make my shrimp scampi again if I had this and I still need practice.
Then you will either starve or eat so much fast food you have a heart attack
How can you eat? Unless you buy your food then you will be homeless on the street!
I am gonna starve thenV 2 Comments
So you hate me just because I like someone the same sex as me? Okayyy.. You don't even know me personally. Yes I know it is a sin, but the Bible says that you shouldn't judge anyone. Plus it's a hate crime. You just look at a gay person and decipher my entire like based on how you think I lived my life. But whatever dude. Have a blessed day.
This is not dumb, although its not technically a phobia, some people just dislike gays...
This isn't really a phobia. It's not like homophobes just see a gay man and run screaming. - SammySpore
YesV 10 Comments
I FOR ONE HAVE THIS FEAR AND IT IS SCARY BECAUSE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE IS LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUN
What if you're a kid and you have this
The youth are so unpredictable... You never know what they come up with.
Back In my day I had fidget spinnersV 5 Comments
That is so racist like not ALL Muslims are terrorists. I know one who's like 2 and so cute
This is just awful. Seriously people WHATS WRONG WITH MUSLIMS?!
I can see why this is a thing, Muslims SUCK!
Jesus Christ! Why do people hate muslims? They're actually really nicepeople!V 7 Comments
A creature that has 8 legs is scary!
It isn't stupid, I have this fear
I don't find this stupid though.
Ron weasly has this (-; spiders are ok I guess, I'm only scared of ones that are huge and can literally kill you...V 15 Comments
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Just imagine someone screaming every second every day
Get a jet pack and ya good to go
I think I have the fear of autismV 5 Comments
You better watch out there might be a BANANA!
When you were suspended for pointing a banana at someone and pretending to be a school shooter. - SmolBean
It's a banana screams and runs
Bananas are lifeV 7 Comments
Well then... What?
This is just...yeah...
Just imagine a 30 year old man running around a shopping center screaming "EVERYTHING IS SO NEW, WHY"
Can you Whip can you Dab can you Hot the Folks don't Stop can you hit that Sexy Walk Leg Up Leg Down
I have Neophobia! But I don't run screaming like those people without this phobia mention - GirlyAnimeLover
I have this fearV 3 Comments
This has to be the stupidest one by far
So like you're not scared of corpses, but you are scared of the little Girl Scout next door?
You can't be alive because you fear living things you can't even tell a doctor living thing.
Wah...waah...why?!?!?!V 7 Comments
I think Adolf Hitler had this.
This is what Hitler had
Cartman might have this too
I don't like them
they take my money and run away.
I have this phobia. Swimming near the shore is fine. But being in the middle of the ocean with no one around is scary. It terrifies me to think about what horrible creatures might be down there. - SammySpore
Lets hope Poseidon doesn't wake up that kraken
My mom has this phobia lol
I FOR ONE HAVE THIS PHOBIA and it’s scary swimming alone EVEN AT THE SHOREV 2 Comments
I have this. And, it's why I'm always anti-social at times
Case and point Death the Kid.
Its real. Just more of an extreme dislike.
*sobs* - GirlyAnimeLoverV 3 Comments
Dave Strider; He has a special case.
Marge:Well everybody's got a fear of something
Homer:What?! Where! Where (SCREAMS) so funny
I wonder if they hated the muppets?
Ultron most definitely has this.V 11 Comments
Why does the name sound like the Brontosaurus?
This is not stupid - GirlyAnimeLover
I like thunder
Thunder feel the thunder. - IlovestephanieV 3 Comments
This is so stupid I would understand bad news but why a fear of GOOD news
People who have this must hate futurama "Good news everyone"
Have you ever heard the album "Good News For People who Like Bad News" by Modest Mouse. Great for people with this phobia. - Sepron64
Joe: Hey Bob, good news-
Bob: AH SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS - mayamanga
I guess I kind of have this; a certain shade of bright yellow makes me feel sick (weird, I know). But to be scared of it? Really? That's just plain stupid
Be colorblind, thank me later
No phobia of this but sometimes, bright shades of yellow hurt my eyes! )X - Lucy1402V 4 Comments
Like, why would anybody be afraid of clowns? They are hilarious! When I see a clown, I can't help but laugh at them and hope to see some silly tricks. - Daviddv0601
I have this phobia and its darn scary! I can't sleep at night because I think a clown is watching me and planning to take my soul!
I have this and personally my advice to other people who have this don't go to the circus and don't watch IT
I'm just scared of Pennywise
Why walk when you can somersault? they see me rollin'
So... how do you travel? - GirlyAnimeLover
THIS IS SO FUNNY!
This is completely reasonable for some people!
Snakes are lovely, but this phobia isn't stupid, its reasonable for any sane person, I'm just not sane
I think there scary because some are venomous and you don't know which are venomous or not.
I HATE snakesV 4 Comments
I swear school dress codes have this... "OH NO! A SHOULDER! "
I have this and am afraid of myself naked.
So they have sex with clothes on?
Some people don't want sex... and they are the one who have this. I don't to get married, so yeah - GirlyAnimeLover
A SHOULDER? WE CAN'T HAVE A SHOULDER!V 1 Comment
! I literately cannot stand wasps and run away. No matter how hard I try, I can't sit down and waft them away. No matter how many people tell me it's more afraid of me and like how good they are for the environment. I'm just like "No they are evil creatures sent by te Devil from hell! "
I have this to a point where I almost pee my pants when I see one.
I have this one too.
I kind of have this fear.V 5 Comments
Level is a palindrome - mayamanga
1: Don't say a palindrome. I have a phobia of them.
2: So, you have aibohphobia? You do know that the word for the fear of palindromes IS a palindrome, right? *Smugly smiles*
A palindrome defines the fear of a palindrome.
This is Extreme irony.
Not stupid - GirlyAnimeLoverV 3 Comments
I have this. I've always been terrified of horses my whole life, strangely enough I grew up around them. An unpredictable two faced back stabbing creature!
I'm happy I don't have equinophobia, because I would die! I love horses so much and I own some! Good thing I don't have that! I would ruin my life and other's equestrian's lives
I love horses.
Mate ma'a TONGA
It would suck to watch many animes or even have British decent then..
Believe me this is true, I read about it in the science museum.
I'm a Paddy I have this
YesV 6 Comments
Just eat your fear awa-- oh wait
But if you eat it's like killing your fear
Why the hell is this a thing
Cheese its gross all day long
Honest. I avoid it. I cannot stand
The smell of it. Would not even
Kiss someone who has eaten it
It is real. I felt this way for sixty
Honestly, if you have this you'd better hope you're bald...
I guess One punch man IS better than dbz
People are just weird these days I bet that the girls are the only ones with this phobia
I bet boys have this fear too.
You're jealous that other people don't have this phobia.
This fear isn't stupid. When you're afraid of water, it means your afraid to swim. You can still drink and bath you just don't wanna swim in water.
How do you drink?
What do they drink?
Hydrophobia is more a chemical reaction in chemistry, and another term for rabies.
I think you mean Aquaphobia.
I heard a kid has this and he dug his eyes out with a spoon
Fear of the illuminati
This one is just plain weird
How would you look at this to diagnose yourself if you hated your eyes(and had probably already dug them out)V 1 Comment
I had to spell this in a spelling test and I was 9
13 is an unlucky number lol - GirlyAnimeLover
This is stupid. - XX_Hydra-Virus-9860_XX
Bernards fear from the rescuers lolV 1 Comment
Better brush your teeth! 😛
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2. Arachibutyrophobia (the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth)
3. Panphobia (the fear of everything)