Top 10 Stupidest Phobiasmunkee_linc97
The Top Ten
The ducks are watching...
How do you even develop this? - SirSheep
How is this a thing? - Randomator
That is a weird phobiaV 97 Comments
Extremely ironic - SirSheep
The fear of long words, see the irony
Oh the irony - Randomator
The ironyV 35 Comments
I just voted so I could tell you that I'm scared of the "BAD ROBOT productions" logo. Not only that, I'm scared of that childish voice saying bad robot. If you google bad robot and look for videos, you might see why I'm scared. That's my number one phobia. It should be on this list. (If your scared I don't blame you)
How does someone get this? - Randomator
This would suck - SirSheep
This is highly unusual. I can imagine having panphobia/panophobia. Being scared of everything... Your house, your mom, the street, animals, food, water, light, dark, sleeping, your hands, going to the restroom, your clothes, paper, of yourself... Every single thing. How can you live through this?V 28 Comments
Never thought that people would actually be scared of this. Yes, it's annoying, but still - SirSheep
What? - Randomator
Why is this exist
greatV 20 Comments
Bet it would be hard to date someone like that. Also is it just dinner? What about breakfast and lunch? - Randomator
Also known as socially awkward people - SirSheep
Do people with selective mutism also have this? - oneshot
Modern generation be like without phonesV 15 Comments
My nan has this
This superstition has its origins in Christianity. On the last supper that was on Friday, there were 13 people on the table ( Jesus and his 12 apostles ). One of them was a traitor ( Judas ). That's why many people still believes that this day is a day of bad luck.
I don't have a fear of Friday the 13th just had an annoying one e.g. I had an epileptic seizure and also had lucky Friday the 13th's. But I don't believe in it everything was a coincidence.
Only for superstitious people.V 14 Comments
I love that it's specifically feathers, not just being tickled in general - SirSheep
Who tickles someone with a feather anyway - Randomator
I guess a lot of people don't like being tickled, but an actual phobia that's something else.
I'm scared of ANYTHING touching my neck. Literally, if I'm laying down on grass I have to get up because the grass touched my neck :/ probably because I'm insanely sensitive and get extremely aroused if anyone even strokes my neck. and people wonder why I wear a scarf inside - SansTheComicV 11 Comments
I used to have this because I always thought that I was going to be hit by a car - SirSheep
The duck does not have this
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I feel bad fer all of you guys who have this.
Boy isn't it a great day to be a chickenV 7 Comments
Can I have this and just stop going to school? - SirSheep
If you had this phobia diagnosed by a therapist, would you have to go to school?
I have this for sure
I think almost everyone has this...V 34 Comments
Seems like a vicious cycle - SirSheep
How does this happen - Randomator
...How do you even stop having fear at that stage?
It's fearception!V 32 Comments
Pretty much everyone is affraid of their mother-in-law. it's not their fault that they don't want to be eaten alive. ;D
That is completely normal in most people
Everyone is afraid of their mother-in-laws...
Hah. This is THE stupidest phobia known to man... Yet understandableV 7 Comments
I have this, in get scared when I see my teacher looking thick as hell
If I was male, I'd have one all the time - oneshot
Well men now have a bad lifeV 17 Comments
This isn't dumb, I have this. It sucks. I flinch whenever I walk by a average-sized hole. It's not like a tiny hole... unless it's deep."
I'm terrified of holes they're just really gross and ugh.
Not dumb - Luckys
Bruh how is this dumbV 31 Comments
Thicker peen is my best friend. I have no one
Thicc peen is my best friend
I have spent over $3,000 in Viagra in the past 8 months, I have had an erection for the past 8 months as well, I just take like 6 of them before I go to bed each night and I wake up each morning with my erection still there.
I have this phobia and it is very stressfull. I buy more viagra than water.V 6 Comments
I used to have this lol - Luckys
The number 666 is just a number there is no such thing as the mark of the beast get over it.
It's not stupid. 666 is meant to be "The number of the Devil" or as some people I remember used to call it "Hells area code" these names seem stupid but the fear is very real.
This is the mark of the beast of the final battle of armageddon. this is sorta of a creepy numberV 13 Comments
I have this! I must not see it, smell it, hear sounds of it or similar to it, hear it being talked about, etc. When I feel nauseous, I literally act like a toddler again, crying hysterically, panicking, frantically asking my mom questions, wanting a parent with me for comfort, etc. It really is a miserable phobia to have, especially for someone like me who has severe anxiety.
I think I have this too. I hate it. In one of my schools every body got sick after lunch and I always knew it was the food but nobody cares. I am always scared and I literally want to run away. It is awful... This actually isn't dumb this is real
Believe it or not, I have this phobia and so do three of my friends. Every time I'm ready to throw up, I feel like it's the end of the world. Thank goodness I hardly ever feel nauseated, or as medically defined, an unpleasant sensation in the abdomen. - RockFashionista
I have this phobia, and its horrible! My friends sometimes sneak behind me and make a vomiting sound and laugh when I run away.V 14 Comments
Poor people be like.
I am confusion
Have this, get poor.
This is SO ironic considering the people who would do anything for money.V 13 Comments
I like the saddness
I mean, sometimes you just think "something bad is going to happen quickly"
I feel bad for the people who have this phobia
Worst one... - GirlyAnimeLoverV 4 Comments
How is this a stupid phobia? It's the most common by far. I know a lot of people with this. No kidding, they jump at spiders the size of a microscopic ant anyone else can relate to me? Or am I stupid.
I have this
Isn't this ok of a phobia?V 19 Comments
So you hate me just because I like someone the same sex as me? Okayyy.. You don't even know me personally. Yes I know it is a sin, but the Bible says that you shouldn't judge anyone. Plus it's a hate crime. You just look at a gay person and decipher my entire like based on how you think I lived my life. But whatever dude. Have a blessed day.
This is not dumb, although its not technically a phobia, some people just dislike gays...
This isn't really a phobia. It's not like homophobes just see a gay man and run screaming. - SammySpore
This one is so stupid. People who have this are so obnoxious too.V 10 Comments
This would be terrible I'd never make my shrimp scampi again if I had this and I still need practice.
Then you will either starve or eat so much fast food you have a heart attack
How can you eat? Unless you buy your food then you will be homeless on the street!
I am gonna starve thenV 2 Comments
I'm a Christian so I obviously disagree with some of their views but they are still people that deserve respect, and they might disagree with my views so I'm ok with that. And can people on this please stop being negative, ISIS and other terrorist groups claim to be Muslims when in reality they are not. they are radicals and idiots that are self-centered and only want to bring destruction. I know and am proudly friends with some Muslims and they are kind and loving people that deserve love and respect. We are all entitled to our own opinion but there are other ways to state opinions without being rude. and it's ok to disagree with people that the beautiful thing about the world we are living in but please try to be nicer to people and see their points of view. and I'm sorry if this offends anyone I'm really not trying to so if I did I'm sorry that was not my intent.
I also wrote this really quickly so sorry for the bad grammar misspellings and punctuation/capitalization
This is just awful. Seriously people WHATS WRONG WITH MUSLIMS?!
Jesus Christ! Why do people hate muslims? They're actually really nicepeople!
That is so racist like not ALL Muslims are terrorists. I know one who's like 2 and so cuteV 8 Comments
Today is not a good day to be a minion
Bananananananana banana man
You better watch out there might be a BANANA!
When you were suspended for pointing a banana at someone and pretending to be a school shooter. - SmolBeanV 8 Comments
If your're afraid and you know it look at your stomach
I am afraid
Well then... What?
That's nice!V 1 Comment
They're in the basement
I FOR ONE HAVE THIS FEAR AND IT IS SCARY BECAUSE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE IS LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUN
What if you're a kid and you have this
The youth are so unpredictable... You never know what they come up with.V 6 Comments
I don't have the fear of clowns- I have the fear of clowns that want to kill me
I have this and personally my advice to other people who have this don't go to the circus and don't watch IT
I have this phobia and its darn scary! I can't sleep at night because I think a clown is watching me and planning to take my soul!V 3 Comments
I think that judeophobia and the statement they take my money and run away is stupid
Why are you afraid of them?
I don't like them
they take my money and run away.
i'm blackV 8 Comments
This has to be the stupidest one by far
So like you're not scared of corpses, but you are scared of the little Girl Scout next door?
You can't be alive because you fear living things you can't even tell a doctor living thing.
Finally an excuse to kill peopleV 7 Comments
"Gravity, who give a crap about gravity" "Scout"
I think I have the fear of autism
Get a jet pack and ya good to go
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To be honest, I'm only afraid because I went to the beach in California and I was five and my mum was with me when I went to far and nearly DROWNED! My mum saved me and since then I have only been a little scared.
To be afraid of the shore and were it is safe is very silly but if you think about it barely have of the ocean has been discovered yet so no one fully knows what is down there and there is also the known dangers like jellyfish and sharks
Just live in Saskatchewan
I am deeply afraid of what’s inside of the ocean.V 6 Comments
I have this fear
Just imagine a 30 year old man running around a shopping center screaming "EVERYTHING IS SO NEW, WHY"
Can you Whip can you Dab can you Hot the Folks don't Stop can you hit that Sexy Walk Leg Up Leg Down
I have Neophobia! But I don't run screaming like those people without this phobia mention - GirlyAnimeLoverV 3 Comments
This is so stupid I would understand bad news but why a fear of GOOD news
People who have this must hate futurama "Good news everyone"
Have you ever heard the album "Good News For People who Like Bad News" by Modest Mouse. Great for people with this phobia. - Sepron64V 4 Comments
How insane would you have to be to fear yellow? - Randomator
I guess I kind of have this; a certain shade of bright yellow makes me feel sick (weird, I know). But to be scared of it? Really? That's just plain stupid
whatV 7 Comments
What is it their accent or is it the tea? - Randomator
It would suck to watch many animes or even have British decent then..
Believe me this is true, I read about it in the science museum.V 7 Comments
I know a lot of people who have this. I used to - SirSheep
I have this
! I literately cannot stand wasps and run away. No matter how hard I try, I can't sit down and waft them away. No matter how many people tell me it's more afraid of me and like how good they are for the environment. I'm just like "No they are evil creatures sent by te Devil from hell! "
I have this to a point where I almost pee my pants when I see one.V 7 Comments
Thunder feel the thunder. - Ilovestephanie
I like thunder
Why does the name sound like the Brontosaurus?V 4 Comments
I will walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. Lol - Randomator
Lazy people be like - TheMasterOfBaiting69
Welcome to Lazy Town kids
Why walk when you can somersault? they see me rollin'V 2 Comments
Aka perfectionists - Randomator
Case and point Death the Kid.
I have this. And, it's why I'm always anti-social at times
Its real. Just more of an extreme dislike.V 4 Comments
What? - Randomator
Ultron most definitely has this.
Dave Strider; He has a special case.
Marge:Well everybody's got a fear of something
Homer:What?! Where! Where (SCREAMS) so funny
Took me a while to understand this
What is a palindrome? - TheMasterOfBaiting69
The irony - Randomator
1: Don't say a palindrome. I have a phobia of them.
2: So, you have aibohphobia? You do know that the word for the fear of palindromes IS a palindrome, right? *Smugly smiles*
So if you have this you are afrade of the rain
How do they survive? Don’t they know the body is like 75% water? - Randomator
This fear isn't stupid. When you're afraid of water, it means your afraid to swim. You can still drink and bath you just don't wanna swim in water.
How do you drink?V 5 Comments
Common thing to have - Randomator
Honestly, snakes are not that scary but I understand how people could be scared of them and I don't think this phobia is stupid. - TheMasterOfBaiting69
Snakes are lovely, but this phobia isn't stupid, its reasonable for any sane person, I'm just not sane
This is completely reasonable for some people!V 6 Comments
Then how do you survive? - Randomator
Best joke ever
Just eat your fear awa-- oh wait
But if you eat it's like killing your fearV 4 Comments
I heard a kid has this and he dug his eyes out with a spoon
Fear of the illuminati
This one is just plain weird
How would you look at this to diagnose yourself if you hated your eyes(and had probably already dug them out)V 1 Comment
I had to spell this in a spelling test and I was 9
13 is an unlucky number lol - GirlyAnimeLover
This is stupid. - XX_Hydra-Virus-9860_XX
Bernards fear from the rescuers lolV 1 Comment
It honestly depends on fear of who's nudity. I would hate to be seen nude in public but honestly wouldn't mind that much seeing other people nude. - TheMasterOfBaiting69
I swear school dress codes have this... "OH NO! A SHOULDER! "
I have this and am afraid of myself naked.
So they have sex with clothes on?
Some people don't want sex... and they are the one who have this. I don't to get married, so yeah - GirlyAnimeLoverV 2 Comments
People are just weird these days I bet that the girls are the only ones with this phobia
You're jealous that other people don't have this phobia.
I bet boys have this fear too.
I have this. I've always been terrified of horses my whole life, strangely enough I grew up around them. An unpredictable two faced back stabbing creature!
I'm happy I don't have equinophobia, because I would die! I love horses so much and I own some! Good thing I don't have that! I would ruin my life and other's equestrian's lives
I love horses.
Mate ma'a TONGA
Better brush your teeth! 😛
I feel like this is common - Randomator
Don't most people fear death? - TheMasterOfBaiting69
Did you know that most Religions were created out of fear of death? It's stupid as hell, and a reason why I'm a protestant. Basically in the past, people were scared because they didn't know what death entailed, so they made up Religions like, 'When you die you go to Heaven.' or 'When you die you come back to live on as an animal.'
Thus, learning R.E is an easier way to learn about the way the brain works than Sociology. People don't want to believe that everything they do is for nought when the die, so petty little lies are created and twisted into 'Religion.'
It's a load of bull, especially when you realise most wars are fought over these intricate little lies woven over time.
Believe me or not, I don't really give a damn.
Protestant is a branch of religion in which if you believe you go to heaven and if you don't you go to hell...
(i know I am protestant) - browncad000
I have thisV 6 Comments
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2. Arachibutyrophobia (the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth)
3. Panphobia (the fear of everything)