Top 10 Stupidest Phobiasmunkee_linc97
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The ducks are watching...
I'd name him Harold. - Stalin
The ducks r watching you all
In a corner somewhere
That's dumbV 91 Comments
The fear of long words, see the irony
They're not scared of the words themselves, they're scared of not being able to pronounce them
This, this is just dumb. Who, in their right mind, wuodl make a phobia of land words, using, a long word. Someone please explain this to me.
It is a long word lolV 32 Comments
This is highly unusual. I can imagine having panphobia/panophobia. Being scared of everything... Your house, your mom, the street, animals, food, water, light, dark, sleeping, your hands, going to the restroom, your clothes, paper, of yourself... Every single thing. How can you live through this?
WHAT?! WHY?! HOW WILL THEM PEOPLE LIVE!
Really?! Who has this?! And how can you live like this?! It's STUPID! So what do they do all day and how can they live?! Like really?! Can you even live like this?
Listen, people who have this might have an Anxiety Disorders, so please control your mouth. - GirlyAnimeLoverV 25 Comments
for me, it's more of a pet peeve than a phobia
Yeah, this is stupid, (no offense to people who have this phobia) - Alpha101
Laugh out loud my friend just told me she has this phobia and ah loves peanut butter! Ironic!
This is dumbV 15 Comments
My nan has this
I don't have a fear of Friday the 13th just had an annoying one e.g. I had an epileptic seizure and also had lucky Friday the 13th's. But I don't believe in it everything was a coincidence.
The fear of Jason ( aka. h20 delerios ) Bam these are all made upstupid fears from the maker of this top tens list. Complete lies really. so ye
This superstition has its origins in Christianity. On the last supper that was on Friday, there were 13 people on the table ( Jesus and his 12 apostles ). One of them was a traitor ( Judas ). That's why many people still believes that this day is a day of bad luck.V 15 Comments
What is the point of eating with your family then? Like why would you have a phobia like that, it's so weird.
WoW you run as soon as someone starts talking
So... You don't talk at dinner? If someone starts a conversation you'll run screaming?
I know I don't want people to talk about embarrassing stories to other people in front of me...V 8 Comments
It's so dumb, its funny!
I guess a lot of people don't like being tickled, but an actual phobia that's something else.
I'm scared of ANYTHING touching my neck. Literally, if I'm laying down on grass I have to get up because the grass touched my neck :/ probably because I'm insanely sensitive and get extremely aroused if anyone even strokes my neck. and people wonder why I wear a scarf inside - SansTheComic
Ill have fun touching these people with my handy dandy featherV 9 Comments
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I feel bad fer all of you guys who have this.
The duck does not have this
What if your mom asked you to buy drugs cause she need it, and you need to cross the street you will not follow her?
Boy isn't it a great day to be a chickenV 6 Comments
This is a total logical fear I can see how this is an actual phobia
School is the worst
I hate schoolV 26 Comments
...How do you even stop having fear at that stage?
Oh the ironyV 29 Comments
Pretty much everyone is affraid of their mother-in-law. it's not their fault that they don't want to be eaten alive. ;D
Everyone is afraid of their mother-in-laws...
That is completely normal in most peopleV 7 Comments
I have this, in get scared when I see my teacher looking thick as hell
If I was male, I'd have one all the time - oneshot
Well men now have a bad life
I know someone who probally has thisV 18 Comments
I have actually been diagnosed with this. So for everyone who says it's not a phobia just because you don't have it doesn't mean no one else does
If I look at a hole, I don't find it scary. But google this phobia and have a nice day my friends... if you don't have this phobia you must be sick inside...
The commentary is golden
"I am scared of shower heads"V 28 Comments
Thicker peen is my best friend. I have no one
Thicc peen is my best friend
I have spent over $3,000 in Viagra in the past 8 months, I have had an erection for the past 8 months as well, I just take like 6 of them before I go to bed each night and I wake up each morning with my erection still there.
I have this phobia and it is very stressfull. I buy more viagra than water.V 6 Comments
The number 666 is just a number there is no such thing as the mark of the beast get over it.
This is the mark of the beast of the final battle of armageddon. this is sorta of a creepy number
It's not stupid. 666 is meant to be "The number of the Devil" or as some people I remember used to call it "Hells area code" these names seem stupid but the fear is very real.
It's just a numberV 12 Comments
I am confusion
Have this, get poor.
This is SO ironic considering the people who would do anything for money.
Seriously? Laugh out loud every people need money, and some people are willing to die just to have money.V 12 Comments
I have this! I must not see it, smell it, hear sounds of it or similar to it, hear it being talked about, etc. When I feel nauseous, I literally act like a toddler again, crying hysterically, panicking, frantically asking my mom questions, wanting a parent with me for comfort, etc. It really is a miserable phobia to have, especially for someone like me who has severe anxiety.
I think I have this too. I hate it. In one of my schools every body got sick after lunch and I always knew it was the food but nobody cares. I am always scared and I literally want to run away. It is awful... This actually isn't dumb this is real
Believe it or not, I have this phobia and so do three of my friends. Every time I'm ready to throw up, I feel like it's the end of the world. Thank goodness I hardly ever feel nauseated, or as medically defined, an unpleasant sensation in the abdomen. - RockFashionista
I have this phobia, and its horrible! My friends sometimes sneak behind me and make a vomiting sound and laugh when I run away.V 14 Comments
I like the saddness
I mean, sometimes you just think "something bad is going to happen quickly"
I feel bad for the people who have this phobia
Worst one... - GirlyAnimeLoverV 4 Comments
So you hate me just because I like someone the same sex as me? Okayyy.. You don't even know me personally. Yes I know it is a sin, but the Bible says that you shouldn't judge anyone. Plus it's a hate crime. You just look at a gay person and decipher my entire like based on how you think I lived my life. But whatever dude. Have a blessed day.
This is not dumb, although its not technically a phobia, some people just dislike gays...
This isn't really a phobia. It's not like homophobes just see a gay man and run screaming. - SammySporeV 10 Comments
This would be terrible I'd never make my shrimp scampi again if I had this and I still need practice.
Then you will either starve or eat so much fast food you have a heart attack
How can you eat? Unless you buy your food then you will be homeless on the street!
I am gonna starve thenV 2 Comments
This is just awful. Seriously people WHATS WRONG WITH MUSLIMS?!
Jesus Christ! Why do people hate muslims? They're actually really nicepeople!
That is so racist like not ALL Muslims are terrorists. I know one who's like 2 and so cute
I can see why this is a thing, Muslims SUCK!V 7 Comments
I FOR ONE HAVE THIS FEAR AND IT IS SCARY BECAUSE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE IS LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUN
What if you're a kid and you have this
The youth are so unpredictable... You never know what they come up with.
Laugh out loud seriously being afraid of children?V 5 Comments
Bananananananana banana man
You better watch out there might be a BANANA!
When you were suspended for pointing a banana at someone and pretending to be a school shooter. - SmolBean
It's a banana screams and runsV 8 Comments
Isn't this ok of a phobia?
I used to have this... until today... when I discovered spider wasps *shudder*
Ron weasly has this (-; spiders are ok I guess, I'm only scared of ones that are huge and can literally kill you...
My family thinks its stupid that I hate spiders -_-V 16 Comments
If your're afraid and you know it look at your stomach
I am afraid
Well then... What?
That's nice!V 1 Comment
I don't like them
they take my money and run away.
I think Adolf Hitler had this.
Also known as a naziV 6 Comments
I think I have the fear of autism
Get a jet pack and ya good to go
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Just imagine someone screaming every second every dayV 5 Comments
I don't have the fear of clowns- I have the fear of clowns that want to kill me
I have this and personally my advice to other people who have this don't go to the circus and don't watch IT
I have this phobia and its darn scary! I can't sleep at night because I think a clown is watching me and planning to take my soul!
I'm just scared of PennywiseV 2 Comments
I have this fear
Just imagine a 30 year old man running around a shopping center screaming "EVERYTHING IS SO NEW, WHY"
Can you Whip can you Dab can you Hot the Folks don't Stop can you hit that Sexy Walk Leg Up Leg Down
I have Neophobia! But I don't run screaming like those people without this phobia mention - GirlyAnimeLoverV 3 Comments
This has to be the stupidest one by far
So like you're not scared of corpses, but you are scared of the little Girl Scout next door?
You can't be alive because you fear living things you can't even tell a doctor living thing.V 7 Comments
This is so stupid I would understand bad news but why a fear of GOOD news
People who have this must hate futurama "Good news everyone"
Have you ever heard the album "Good News For People who Like Bad News" by Modest Mouse. Great for people with this phobia. - Sepron64V 5 Comments
I guess I kind of have this; a certain shade of bright yellow makes me feel sick (weird, I know). But to be scared of it? Really? That's just plain stupid
No phobia of this but sometimes, bright shades of yellow hurt my eyes! )X - Lucy1402V 6 Comments
! I literately cannot stand wasps and run away. No matter how hard I try, I can't sit down and waft them away. No matter how many people tell me it's more afraid of me and like how good they are for the environment. I'm just like "No they are evil creatures sent by te Devil from hell! "
I kind of have this fear.
I have this to a point where I almost pee my pants when I see one.
I have this one too.V 5 Comments
I have this phobia. Swimming near the shore is fine. But being in the middle of the ocean with no one around is scary. It terrifies me to think about what horrible creatures might be down there. - SammySpore
Lets hope Poseidon doesn't wake up that kraken
I always swim in the ocean alone it’s really calming to me
My mom has this phobia lolV 2 Comments
Thunder feel the thunder. - Ilovestephanie
I like thunder
Why does the name sound like the Brontosaurus?V 4 Comments
I have this. And, it's why I'm always anti-social at times
Case and point Death the Kid.
Its real. Just more of an extreme dislike.
I have this too,V 3 Comments
Ultron most definitely has this.
I wonder if they hated the muppets?
Dave Strider; He has a special case.
Marge:Well everybody's got a fear of something
Homer:What?! Where! Where (SCREAMS) so funny
Snakes are lovely, but this phobia isn't stupid, its reasonable for any sane person, I'm just not sane
This is completely reasonable for some people!
I HATE snakes
I think there scary because some are venomous and you don't know which are venomous or not.V 4 Comments
I have this and my DNA is 75% British
My life is sad :(
It would suck to watch many animes or even have British decent then..
Believe me this is true, I read about it in the science museum.V 6 Comments
Why walk when you can somersault? they see me rollin'
So... how do you travel? - GirlyAnimeLover
THIS IS SO FUNNY!
I swear school dress codes have this... "OH NO! A SHOULDER! "
I have this and am afraid of myself naked.
So they have sex with clothes on?
Some people don't want sex... and they are the one who have this. I don't to get married, so yeah - GirlyAnimeLover
NAKED GRANDMA!V 1 Comment
Level is a palindrome - mayamanga
1: Don't say a palindrome. I have a phobia of them.
2: So, you have aibohphobia? You do know that the word for the fear of palindromes IS a palindrome, right? *Smugly smiles*
A palindrome defines the fear of a palindrome.
This is Extreme irony.
Not stupid - GirlyAnimeLoverV 3 Comments
This fear isn't stupid. When you're afraid of water, it means your afraid to swim. You can still drink and bath you just don't wanna swim in water.
How do you drink?
What do they drink?
I actually have this fearV 3 Comments
I heard a kid has this and he dug his eyes out with a spoon
Fear of the illuminati
This one is just plain weird
How would you look at this to diagnose yourself if you hated your eyes(and had probably already dug them out)V 1 Comment
Better brush your teeth! 😛
I have this
Did you know that most Religions were created out of fear of death? It's stupid as hell, and a reason why I'm a protestant. Basically in the past, people were scared because they didn't know what death entailed, so they made up Religions like, 'When you die you go to Heaven.' or 'When you die you come back to live on as an animal.'
Thus, learning R.E is an easier way to learn about the way the brain works than Sociology. People don't want to believe that everything they do is for nought when the die, so petty little lies are created and twisted into 'Religion.'
It's a load of bull, especially when you realise most wars are fought over these intricate little lies woven over time.
Believe me or not, I don't really give a damn.
Protestant is a branch of religion in which if you believe you go to heaven and if you don't you go to hell...
(i know I am protestant) - browncad000
I have this. Scariest feeling in the world
This is one of my phobias - blst0033V 4 Comments
Just eat your fear awa-- oh wait
But if you eat it's like killing your fear
Why the hell is this a thing
You will always go hungryV 2 Comments
I have this and it mainly only applies with hair balls
Honestly, if you have this you'd better hope you're bald...
I guess One punch man IS better than dbz
People are just weird these days I bet that the girls are the only ones with this phobia
I bet boys have this fear too.
You're jealous that other people don't have this phobia.
I have this. I've always been terrified of horses my whole life, strangely enough I grew up around them. An unpredictable two faced back stabbing creature!
I'm happy I don't have equinophobia, because I would die! I love horses so much and I own some! Good thing I don't have that! I would ruin my life and other's equestrian's lives
I love horses.
Mate ma'a TONGA
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2. Arachibutyrophobia (the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth)
3. Panphobia (the fear of everything)