Top 10 Stupidest Phobias

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1 Anatidaephobia (the fear of somewhere, somehow a duck watching you)

The ducks are watching...

I mean that's pretty stupid. But when you think about it... It's kind of really scary to have that in your mind all the time. :I

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I have Anatidaephobia and there is a duck in my window

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2 Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (fear of long words)

The fear of long words, see the irony

Fear of Hippopotamus, Fear of Monsters, Fear of Equipping, Fear of Education, Fear of Phobias

You are going to live a sad, sad life.

I'm so afraid of long words I can't even say my phobia, that guy just said a big word I think I might die. - FrankP

They're not scared of the words themselves, they're scared of not being able to pronounce them

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3 Panphobia (the fear of everything)

This is highly unusual. I can imagine having panphobia/panophobia. Being scared of everything... Your house, your mom, the street, animals, food, water, light, dark, sleeping, your hands, going to the restroom, your clothes, paper, of yourself... Every single thing. How can you live through this?

Really?! Who has this?! And how can you live like this?! It's STUPID! So what do they do all day and how can they live?! Like really?! Can you even live like this?

Listen, people who have this might have an Anxiety Disorders, so please control your mouth. - GirlyAnimeLover

How do you survive? Frankly you should have a panic attack so bad it causes a heart attack, and if that doesn't happen there's a thousand other ways you can die (not breathing, not eating, not drinking, not sleeping etc)

your dum

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4 Arachibutyrophobia (the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth)

for me, it's more of a pet peeve than a phobia

Yeah, this is stupid, (no offense to people who have this phobia) - Alpha101

Laugh out loud my friend just told me she has this phobia and ah loves peanut butter! Ironic!

This is dumb

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5 Paraskavedekatriaphobia (the fear of Friday the 13th)

This superstition has its origins in Christianity. On the last supper that was on Friday, there were 13 people on the table ( Jesus and his 12 apostles ). One of them was a traitor ( Judas ). That's why many people still believes that this day is a day of bad luck.

Only for superstitious people.

Only superstitious people have this fear

My nan has this

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6 Deipnophobia (the fear of having a dinner conversation)

So... You don't talk at dinner? If someone starts a conversation you'll run screaming?

I know I don't want people to talk about embarrassing stories to other people in front of me...

What if you just communicated dish you will not speak? And instead of speaking you will just use sign language? Laugh out loud that's so damn funny.

Are they also afraid of having a breakfast conversation? If not, what's the difference?

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7 Pteronophobia (the fear of being tickled by feathers)

I guess a lot of people don't like being tickled, but an actual phobia that's something else.

I'm scared of ANYTHING touching my neck. Literally, if I'm laying down on grass I have to get up because the grass touched my neck :/ probably because I'm insanely sensitive and get extremely aroused if anyone even strokes my neck. and people wonder why I wear a scarf inside - SansTheComic

Ill have fun touching these people with my handy dandy feather

It's so dumb, its funny!

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8 Agyrophobia (the fear of crossing the street)

The duck does not have this

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I feel bad fer all of you guys who have this.

What if your mom asked you to buy drugs cause she need it, and you need to cross the street you will not follow her?

I have this. :(

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9 Didaskaleinophobia (fear of school)

I have a fear of school everyday. The teachers look like old hags

Best phobia ever

If I have this can I skip school

Every one has this when they get a pop quiz and didn’t study

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10 Phobophobia (fear of fear)

As soon as the slightest bit of fear hits you which is instantly it won't stop.

Once you get scared, you get stuck in an eternal paradox of fear.

You would be forever scared

Oh the irony

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The Contenders

11 Pentheraphobia (the fear of your mother-in-law)

Pretty much everyone is affraid of their mother-in-law. it's not their fault that they don't want to be eaten alive. ;D

Everyone is afraid of their mother-in-laws...

That is completely normal in most people

that's ME!

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12 Ithyphallophobia (the fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)

If you're a man and you have this, then you're sick! I love getting erections! - XX_Hydra-Virus-9860_XX

I don't know what is wrong with men, even my ex-boyfriend hate having sexual stuff - GirlyAnimeLover

If a man has an erection, he usually loves it. I LOVE getting one.

Rip anyone who has this phobia and watches porn

I def have dis ;( is there a cure?

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13 Trypophobia (fear of holes)

Hey honey would you like to hangout in the bed room... AH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

I have this phobia and it's HORRIFYING. If you don't know why and think it's stupid, search it up.

Have a good day.

This phobia doesn't exist. People who claim that they have it don't even what a phobia even is. Of course pics of trypophobia are disgusting/unsettling, but it's common sense to cringe at those pics, just like seeing people with serious physical diseases, or the Crocodyl drug effects on skin, I feel very unsettled when I see pics of those, but that's common sense.

The commentary is golden

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14 Chrometophobia (fear of money)

This is SO ironic considering the people who would do anything for money.

Seriously? Laugh out loud every people need money, and some people are willing to die just to have money.

How can that be true some one running away from money it might be though

I am confusion

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15 Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of the number 666)

It's not stupid. 666 is meant to be "The number of the Devil" or as some people I remember used to call it "Hells area code" these names seem stupid but the fear is very real.

The number 666 is just a number there is no such thing as the mark of the beast get over it.

It's just a number

This is the mark of the beast of the final battle of armageddon. this is sorta of a creepy number

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16 Medomalacuphobia (fear of losing an erection)

It's gotta go sometime!

I have spent over $3,000 in Viagra in the past 8 months, I have had an erection for the past 8 months as well, I just take like 6 of them before I go to bed each night and I wake up each morning with my erection still there.

This is stupid

I have this phobia and it is very stressfull. I buy more viagra than water.

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17 Emetophobia (the fear of vomit)

Believe it or not, I have this phobia and so do three of my friends. Every time I'm ready to throw up, I feel like it's the end of the world. Thank goodness I hardly ever feel nauseated, or as medically defined, an unpleasant sensation in the abdomen. - RockFashionista

I have this phobia, and its horrible! My friends sometimes sneak behind me and make a vomiting sound and laugh when I run away.

I think I have this too. I hate it. In one of my schools every body got sick after lunch and I always knew it was the food but nobody cares. I am always scared and I literally want to run away. It is awful... This actually isn't dumb this is real

I actually have this. t h e a g o n y

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18 Cherophobia (the fear of happiness)

I mean, sometimes you just think "something bad is going to happen quickly"

I feel bad for the people who have this phobia

I like the saddness

R.I.P OPTIMISTIC PEOPLE - Pokemonfan10

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19 Mageirocophobia (the fear of cooking)

This would be terrible I'd never make my shrimp scampi again if I had this and I still need practice.

Then you will either starve or eat so much fast food you have a heart attack

How can you eat? Unless you buy your food then you will be homeless on the street!

I am gonna starve then

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20 Homophobia (dislike of or prejudice against homosexual people)

So you hate me just because I like someone the same sex as me? Okayyy.. You don't even know me personally. Yes I know it is a sin, but the Bible says that you shouldn't judge anyone. Plus it's a hate crime. You just look at a gay person and decipher my entire like based on how you think I lived my life. But whatever dude. Have a blessed day.

This is not dumb, although its not technically a phobia, some people just dislike gays...

This isn't really a phobia. It's not like homophobes just see a gay man and run screaming. - SammySpore

Yes

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21 Ephebophobia (the fear of youths)

I FOR ONE HAVE THIS FEAR AND IT IS SCARY BECAUSE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE IS LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUN

What if you're a kid and you have this

The youth are so unpredictable... You never know what they come up with.

Back In my day I had fidget spinners

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22 Islamophobia (prejudice against Muslims)

That is so racist like not ALL Muslims are terrorists. I know one who's like 2 and so cute

I can see why this is a thing, Muslims SUCK!

This is just awful. Seriously people WHATS WRONG WITH MUSLIMS?!

Jesus Christ! Why do people hate muslims? They're actually really nicepeople!

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23 Arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

A creature that has 8 legs is scary!

It isn't stupid, I have this fear

I don't find this stupid though.

Ron weasly has this (-; spiders are ok I guess, I'm only scared of ones that are huge and can literally kill you...

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24 Bananaphobia (the fear of bananas)

You better watch out there might be a BANANA!

When you were suspended for pointing a banana at someone and pretending to be a school shooter. - SmolBean

It's a banana screams and runs

Bananananananana banana man

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25 Barophobia (fear of gravity)

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Just imagine someone screaming every second every day

Get a jet pack and ya good to go

I think I have the fear of autism

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26 Omphalophobia (fear of belly buttons)

Well then... What?

This is just...yeah...

That's nice!

27 Neophobia (the fear of newness)

Just imagine a 30 year old man running around a shopping center screaming "EVERYTHING IS SO NEW, WHY"

Can you Whip can you Dab can you Hot the Folks don't Stop can you hit that Sexy Walk Leg Up Leg Down

I have Neophobia! But I don't run screaming like those people without this phobia mention - GirlyAnimeLover

I have this fear

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28 Coulrophobia - (The fear of clowns)

I have this phobia and its darn scary! I can't sleep at night because I think a clown is watching me and planning to take my soul!

Like, why would anybody be afraid of clowns? They are hilarious! When I see a clown, I can't help but laugh at them and hope to see some silly tricks. - Daviddv0601

I have this and personally my advice to other people who have this don't go to the circus and don't watch IT

I don't have the fear of clowns- I have the fear of clowns that want to kill me

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29 Biophobia (fear of living things)

This has to be the stupidest one by far

So like you're not scared of corpses, but you are scared of the little Girl Scout next door?

You can't be alive because you fear living things you can't even tell a doctor living thing.

Wah...waah...why?!?!?!

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30 Euphobia (fear of hearing good news)

This is so stupid I would understand bad news but why a fear of GOOD news

People who have this must hate futurama "Good news everyone"

Have you ever heard the album "Good News For People who Like Bad News" by Modest Mouse. Great for people with this phobia. - Sepron64

Joe: Hey Bob, good news-
Bob: AH SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS - mayamanga

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31 Judeophobia (the fear of jews)

I think Adolf Hitler had this.

This is what Hitler had

Cartman might have this too

i'm black

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32 Xanthophobia (fear of the color yellow)

I guess I kind of have this; a certain shade of bright yellow makes me feel sick (weird, I know). But to be scared of it? Really? That's just plain stupid

Green lantern

Be colorblind, thank me later

why.

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33 Brontophobia (fear of thunder)

Why does the name sound like the Brontosaurus?

This is not stupid - GirlyAnimeLover

I like thunder

ted

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34 Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean)

I have this phobia. Swimming near the shore is fine. But being in the middle of the ocean with no one around is scary. It terrifies me to think about what horrible creatures might be down there. - SammySpore

Lets hope Poseidon doesn't wake up that kraken

My mom has this phobia lol

I FOR ONE HAVE THIS PHOBIA and it’s scary swimming alone EVEN AT THE SHORE

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35 Atelophobia (fear of imperfection)

I have this. And, it's why I'm always anti-social at times

Case and point Death the Kid.

Its real. Just more of an extreme dislike.

*sobs* - GirlyAnimeLover

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36 Spheksophobia (fear of wasps)

! I literately cannot stand wasps and run away. No matter how hard I try, I can't sit down and waft them away. No matter how many people tell me it's more afraid of me and like how good they are for the environment. I'm just like "No they are evil creatures sent by te Devil from hell! "

I have this to a point where I almost pee my pants when I see one.

I have this one too.

I kind of have this fear.

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37 Pupaphobia (fear of puppets)

Dave Strider; He has a special case.

Marge:Well everybody's got a fear of something
Homer:Not everybody
Marge:SOCK PUPPETS!
Homer:What?! Where! Where (SCREAMS) so funny

I wonder if they hated the muppets?

Ultron most definitely has this.

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38 Ophidiophobia (fear of snakes)

This is completely reasonable for some people!

Snakes are lovely, but this phobia isn't stupid, its reasonable for any sane person, I'm just not sane

I think there scary because some are venomous and you don't know which are venomous or not.

I HATE snakes

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39 Ambulophobia (the fear of walking)

Why walk when you can somersault? they see me rollin'

So... how do you travel? - GirlyAnimeLover

THIS IS SO FUNNY!

40 Gymnophobia (fear of nudity)

I swear school dress codes have this... "OH NO! A SHOULDER! "

I have this and am afraid of myself naked.

So they have sex with clothes on?

Some people don't want sex... and they are the one who have this. I don't to get married, so yeah - GirlyAnimeLover

A SHOULDER? WE CAN'T HAVE A SHOULDER!

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41 Hydrophobia (fear of water)

This fear isn't stupid. When you're afraid of water, it means your afraid to swim. You can still drink and bath you just don't wanna swim in water.

How do you drink?

What do they drink?

Hydrophobia is more a chemical reaction in chemistry, and another term for rabies.

I think you mean Aquaphobia.

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42 Anglophobia (fear of england)

It would suck to watch many animes or even have British decent then..

Believe me this is true, I read about it in the science museum.

I'm a Paddy I have this

Yes

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43 Cibophobia (fear of food)

Just eat your fear awa-- oh wait

But if you eat it's like killing your fear

Why the hell is this a thing

Cheese its gross all day long
Honest. I avoid it. I cannot stand
The smell of it. Would not even
Kiss someone who has eaten it
It is real. I felt this way for sixty
Years.

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44 Zelophobia (fear of jealousy)

People are just weird these days I bet that the girls are the only ones with this phobia

I bet boys have this fear too.

You're jealous that other people don't have this phobia.

45 Aibohphobia (fear of palindromes)

Level is a palindrome - mayamanga

1: Don't say a palindrome. I have a phobia of them.
2: So, you have aibohphobia? You do know that the word for the fear of palindromes IS a palindrome, right? *Smugly smiles*
1: *Cringes*

Ironic.
A palindrome defines the fear of a palindrome.
This is Extreme irony.

Not stupid - GirlyAnimeLover

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46 Equinophobia (fear of horses)

I have this. I've always been terrified of horses my whole life, strangely enough I grew up around them. An unpredictable two faced back stabbing creature!

I'm happy I don't have equinophobia, because I would die! I love horses so much and I own some! Good thing I don't have that! I would ruin my life and other's equestrian's lives

I love horses.

Mate ma'a TONGA

47 Halitophobia (the fear of bad breath)

Better brush your teeth! 😛

48 Thanatophobia (fear of death)

Did you know that most Religions were created out of fear of death? It's stupid as hell, and a reason why I'm a protestant. Basically in the past, people were scared because they didn't know what death entailed, so they made up Religions like, 'When you die you go to Heaven.' or 'When you die you come back to live on as an animal.'

Thus, learning R.E is an easier way to learn about the way the brain works than Sociology. People don't want to believe that everything they do is for nought when the die, so petty little lies are created and twisted into 'Religion.'

It's a load of bull, especially when you realise most wars are fought over these intricate little lies woven over time.

Believe me or not, I don't really give a damn.

Protestant is a branch of religion in which if you believe you go to heaven and if you don't you go to hell...
(i know I am protestant) - browncad000

I have this. Scariest feeling in the world

This is one of my phobias - blst0033

I feel like most people have this. - Sepron64

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49 Chaetophobia (fear of hair)

Honestly, if you have this you'd better hope you're bald...

I guess One punch man IS better than dbz

50 Ommetaphobia or ommatophobia (fear of eyes)

I heard a kid has this and he dug his eyes out with a spoon

Fear of the illuminati

This one is just plain weird

How would you look at this to diagnose yourself if you hated your eyes(and had probably already dug them out)

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