Top 10 Stupidest Phobias

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21 Homophobia (dislike of or prejudice against homosexual people)

This is not dumb, although its not technically a phobia, some people just dislike gays...

This isn't really a phobia. It's not like homophobes just see a gay man and run screaming. - SammySpore

Some of my friend are gay and I am not scared what is so scary

I hate people who hate Lesbians, etc... what is their fault? - GirlyAnimeLover

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22 Neophobia (the fear of newness)

Just imagine a 30 year old man running around a shopping center screaming "EVERYTHING IS SO NEW, WHY"

Can you Whip can you Dab can you Hot the Folks don't Stop can you hit that Sexy Walk Leg Up Leg Down

I have Neophobia! But I don't run screaming like those people without this phobia mention - GirlyAnimeLover

This is why I hate tescos

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23 Arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

A creature that has 8 legs is scary!

It isn't stupid, I have this fear

I don't find this stupid though.

I swear if NOBODY has this... They are SO stupid! I mean what'll it take to make you agree? imagine that you are in your room and you have no idea that there is a creepy 8 legged thing that can fit down your throat and choke you to death AND could make you gag! do you agree now? HMM?!?!

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24 Omphalophobia (fear of belly buttons)

Well then... What?

This is just...yeah...

That's nice!

25 Barophobia (fear of gravity)

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Just imagine someone screaming every second every day

We can't live without it

Really...
I mean, I don't judge the people with this phobia, but...
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". No, just No

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26 Pupaphobia (fear of puppets)

Marge:Well everybody's got a fear of something
Homer:Not everybody
Marge:SOCK PUPPETS!
Homer:What?! Where! Where (SCREAMS) so funny

Dave Strider; He has a special case.

I have this phobia, so yeah

Haha..
Dave Strider and his brothers puppets. - SmolBean

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27 Atelophobia (fear of imperfection)

I have this. And, it's why I'm always anti-social at times

Its real. Just more of an extreme dislike.

Case and point Death the Kid.

*sobs* - GirlyAnimeLover

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28 Bananaphobia (the fear of bananas)

You better watch out there might be a BANANA!

When you were suspended for pointing a banana at someone and pretending to be a school shooter. - SmolBean

It's a banana screams and runs

Bananas are life

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29 Xanthophobia (fear of the color yellow)

You'll be afraid of your own piss if you aren't the slightest hydrated. - YouShallEatPoopy

Green lantern

Be colorblind, thank me later

I am a little scared of the color but only a cetain shade... I have issues but then again I did have a traumatic experience so yeah.

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30 Islamophobia (prejudice against Muslims)

I have this! I hate those scumbags!

Everybody is a little bit too much racist sometimes

This is a disgusting and vile religion/cult that encourages slaughter against non-believers and treats women like objects. Don't believe me? Quit reading your buzzfeed articles and actually take a read of the Quran itself.

There is no such thing as a smart Islamophobe. Don't be a dumbass and read the real Qur'an. Not the fake ones on the internet.

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31 Biophobia (fear of living things)

This has to be the stupidest one by far

So like you're not scared of corpses, but you are scared of the little Girl Scout next door?

You can't be alive because you fear living things you can't even tell a doctor living thing.

Imagine getting out of the house and going to a mall
Ahh, the screams. - SmolBean

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32 Gymnophobia (fear of nudity)

I swear school dress codes have this... "OH NO! A SHOULDER! "

I have this and am afraid of myself naked.

So they have sex with clothes on?

Some people don't want sex... and they are the one who have this. I don't to get married, so yeah - GirlyAnimeLover

A SHOULDER? WE CAN'T HAVE A SHOULDER!

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33 Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean)

I have this phobia. Swimming near the shore is fine. But being in the middle of the ocean with no one around is scary. It terrifies me to think about what horrible creatures might be down there. - SammySpore

Lets hope Poseidon doesn't wake up that kraken

My mom has this phobia lol

Just like Markiplier... :D

34 Chaetophobia (fear of hair)

Honestly, if you have this you'd better hope you're bald...

I guess One punch man IS better than dbz

35 Coulrophobia - (The fear of clowns)

Like, why would anybody be afraid of clowns? They are hilarious! When I see a clown, I can't help but laugh at them and hope to see some silly tricks. - Daviddv0601

I'm just scared of Pennywise

36 Brontophobia (fear of thunder)

This is not stupid - GirlyAnimeLover

Srry, I do have this one. Can't go to any place of crowds.

I definitely have brontophobia. It scares the heck out of me when I hear thunder, lol I immediately go to the basement for some reason

37 Euphobia (fear of hearing good news)

This is so stupid I would understand bad news but why a fear of GOOD news

Have you ever heard the album "Good News For People who Like Bad News" by Modest Mouse. Great for people with this phobia. - Sepron64

People who have this must hate futurama "Good news everyone"

Joe: Hey Bob, good news-
Bob: AH SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS - mayamanga

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38 Triskaidekaphobia (the fear of the number 13)

I had to spell this in a spelling test and I was 9

13 is an unlucky number lol - GirlyAnimeLover

This is stupid. - XX_Hydra-Virus-9860_XX

Bernards fear from the rescuers lol

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39 Judeophobia (the fear of jews)

I think Adolf Hitler had this.

Cartman might have this too

This is what Hitler had

Also known as a nazi

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40 Thanatophobia (fear of death)

I have this. Scariest feeling in the world

This is one of my phobias - blst0033

I have this one.

Did you know that most Religions were created out of fear of death? It's stupid as hell, and a reason why I'm a protestant. Basically in the past, people were scared because they didn't know what death entailed, so they made up Religions like, 'When you die you go to Heaven.' or 'When you die you come back to live on as an animal.'

Thus, learning R.E is an easier way to learn about the way the brain works than Sociology. People don't want to believe that everything they do is for nought when the die, so petty little lies are created and twisted into 'Religion.'

It's a load of bull, especially when you realise most wars are fought over these intricate little lies woven over time.

Believe me or not, I don't really give a damn.

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