Worst Arguments Used on Reasoning Lists on TheTopTens

These lists are more or less any list that is titled reasons why something for example reasons to love X, reasons to hate Y, Reasons why Z should not exist.. I have noticed sometimes these reasons don't really make logical sense or support an argument. This is a list of these reasons. Although people are welcome to add whatever they want to this list I decided for my initial inclusions that I would not include reasons from comparison lists because we all know that they suck. Also I would not include reasons from lists where I don't respect the point of the list for example "reasons why Ariana Grande should have died in the Manchester attack" or "reasons why child abuse should be legal" because really there are no valid reasons for this. I would also try to avoid lists that are obviously meant as a joke like reasons why a doughnut should be Prime Minister or why drinking water should be replaced by salt water.
The Top Ten
1 Dimash Kudaibergen Doesn't Sing It (Reasons Why Gucci Gang by Lil Pump is a Terrible Song)

I mean it's OK if you love Dimash Kudaibergen but dismissing any song by an artist that is not by him is just a little bit close minded.

Agreed, this is so ridiculous. Just because Dimash doesn't sing it doesn't make the song bad.
I don't like this song though.

It seems like Dimash fans views other people as peasants.

So every song not made by Dimash is bad?

2 It Aired in 2014 (Reasons Why Breadwinners Sucks)

What kind of reason is this.

Are you kidding me?

Not a good reason

3 One-Word Song Titles (Reasons Why Pop Music is Awful)

2112 - Rush, 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins, Help!/Something - The Beatles, One - Metallica, Break/Riot/Home - Three Days Grace, 8 out of 13 songs on the Breaking Benjamin Saturate album, should I add more? There are plenty of non pop songs that also have one word titles, and the title of a song has nothing to do with the quality of the song.

Besides the fact that lots of pop songs have several words in the title what kind of reason is that if title length was related to quality we would expect Sexy and I Know It to be a much better song than One.

Many rock and metal songs have one-word titles as well as other genres.

At this point, you know they are running out of ideas

4 His Name is Stupid (Reasons to Hate Kanye West)

Hating anything because of it's name is a really weak reason also Kanye west is his actual birth name so it's not even really his fault.

It's not his fault his parents named him that and his name sounds actually cool.

5 She's Blond-Haired and Blue-Eyed (Reasons to Hate Taylor Swift)

Physical appearance has nothing to do with your talent, lol.

Whoever added this item must hate my mother as well then.

6 It's So New but Everyone Knows It. (Top Ten Reasons that "Cake by the Ocean" by DNCE is a Really Bad Song)

OK this might have been true at the time but what kind of reason is that by that logic Sweet Child of Mine, Lose Yourself or Billie Jean are also terrible.

"Everyone"? Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

7 Nearly Every Song is Perfect (Reasons Why Progressive Rock is the Best Music Genre)

"Nearly every song" implies that any one human being can listen to 95% of the music in an entire genre, which is unrealistic to say the least.

I am sorry but there is no such thing as a perfect song and certainly not an entire genre in which most of the songs are perfect.

There is no such thing as a perfect song, perfect band or perfect music genre.

8 It Was Made in 2016 (Top 10 Reasons Why Moana Sucks)

1. Moana is a fantastic film
2. Being made in a certain year may mean that a movie is a product of its time, but unless that specific year contained specific ideologies or events that completely disappeared the moment that the next year started, being made in a certain year can not be a reason that a film is bad. Also, animated movies take way, WAY more than 1 year to make.

Oh wow basically the same as the breadwinners reason.

A year shouldn’t determine whether a movie is going to be good or not. There were plenty of great movies that came out in 2016.

9 He Took Drugs (Reasons Why Justin Bieber is Better Than the Beatles)

If you insist this is a good thing then The Beatles also did drugs they even wrote a couple of songs when they were on drugs I think (I Am The Walrus, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds).

Just wait until I tell you about "Sgt. Chili Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", it's really going to knock your socks off...

Ironic because The Beatles is one of the first artist to use drugs.

If anything that makes him worse than them.

10 He Killed Millions of People with His Terrible Singing (Top Ten Reasons to Hate Dimash Kudaibergen)

This statement is terrible but it more focused on Justin Bieber.

This sounds pretty unlikely.

What a terrible reason.

The Contenders
11 They Tolerate Pedophilia - Top 10 Reasons Democrats are Awful

I feel like this comes from the people who think that the biggest groomers are the people who allow children to interact with media that has the slightest hint at the existence of the LGBTQ+ community, not the institutions that have long histories of grooming.

Pedophilia isn't a political thing, it's hated by people on both political spectrums

I am pretty sure I have never heard anyone regardless of their political views say that pedophilia is OK.

12 They Are Demons (Reasons To Hate Atheists)

Being a Christian this is stupid. I know very smart and cool atheist. Don't call someone something like that just because you disagree with them.

Atheist don't believe in religion. They don't believe in supernatural elements.

Atheists don't believe in demons

I'm not a demon.

13 She Didn't Play Video Games (Worst Things About Marilyn Monroe)

That's a stupid thing to put on the list thinking "the worst thing I don't like about Marilyn Monroe is she never played video games"?

Maybe because video games didn't exist back then genius. Plus playing video games isn't exactly a hobby that makes us better people or more interesting.

This is a very stupid thing to say but it is not technically on a reasoning list.

14 Bowser Would Kidnap Sparkle Supreme (Reasons Why Billie Eilish is Better Than Tones and I)

Either I am not intellectually advanced enough to understand the connection between Bowser and Billie Eyelash or there is no connection whatsoever.

I didn't add this myself because I think the list is probably a joke but fair enough this reason makes no sense.

15 Billie Eilish is Not on Fortnite (Reasons Why Billie Eilish is Better Than Tones and I)

Neither is Tones and I. Also unrelated subject

16 Bands are Terrible (Reasons Why Wearing Shirts of Bands You Don't Know is Terrible and Pointless)

Um for one that is more an argument against band shirts in general. Also every band being terrible is quite an odd statement.

That is such a ridiculous argument.

17 She Gave Liam Hemsworth a Cake for His Birthday (10 Reasons to Hate Miley Cyrus)

It is silly, however. Normally you'd give a present. And cake. If she has so much money, why call the cake a present?

Maybe I am missing something but how exactly is this a bad thing?

18 Elsa has a blue dress (Reasons Why Frozen is the Best Movie Ever Made)

Thanks to whoever added this I agree this is a very weak reason.

19 They are Mainstream (Reasons Why Metallica Sucks)

Also number one is that they are overrated which is also a bad reason even if it is something of a dead horse.

Not a bad thing. Their older material was better than their more mainstream material but The Black Album has good songs despite them being overrated. At least it’s better than St. Anger and Lulu

This is far from being a bad thing.

20 She is a vegan (10 Reasons to Hate Miley Cyrus)
21 Male Popstars are Weak (Top 10 Reasons Why Pop Music is Awful)

Not particularly. Anyway this has nothing to do with making good music.

I could deny almost all the reasons on that list.

22 He's Too White. (Reasons to Hate Shawn Mendes)

How is that a valid skin color? Is Shawn supposed to change the color of his skin for you?

Whoever made that list must hate me as well.

23 It’s Been Out for a Year, and It’s Still Popular (Reasons Why Frozen is Awful)

WOW! Popularity exceeding one year! It's almost the baseline for popularity! Popularity after one year negates any of its qualities? Ok then! Time to say goodbye to everything you loved from when you were a kid, every 1980s/90s movie you adore, every early 2000s song you sing, and every piece of clothing in your closet more than one year old! One year is clearly long enough to make everything irrelevant, and irrelevance means that no one should enjoy it!

The Frozen hate on this site is unbelievable.

It's been out for like nearly eight years and people still complain about it... how pathetic

This is really the most generic kind of bad reason. It isn't really even funny anymore.

24 Her Pony Tail is Too High (Reasons to Hate Ariana Grande)

Thanks whoever added this I agree this is a dumb reason.

25 It is Japanese (Reasons Why Anime Sucks)
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