Top 10 Things that are Black, White and Red/Read All Over

The Top Ten

1 A Newspaper

This only works if you speak it out, as red will be pronounced the same as read, old joke. Nowadays, newspapers come in colour print.

2 A Bleeding Panda

3 An Embarrassed Zebra

4 A Skunk in a Blender

5 The ISIS Flag Soaked in the Blood of Innocent Syrians

6 A Penguin with Chicken Pox

7 The Flag of Poland Dipped in Squid Ink

Oh shoot, I accidentally put Poland below ISIS

8 A Sunburnt Nun

9 A Dalmatian Holding Its Breath

10 A Vampire Who Has Spilled His Dinner Down Himself

The Contenders

11 A Mass Shooting in the United States

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