Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong In a Robbery

Every person is afraid of getting robbed of their belongings, but once you think about it, anything can go wrong. These ten situations could quite possibly happen and a number of them probably happened. Take a bite out of a crime, as they say.

The Top Ten

1 Your getaway car ran out of gas.

2 You fell asleep on the burgled person's couch.

3 You woke up the house's inhabitants while committing the robbery.

Hang on. Why would you rob someone when people were actually in the house?

4 Some moron tries to be hero and you have to kill him

5 You were drunk while attempting the robbery.

6 You don't have a weapon with you.

7 You were ambushed by sumo wrestlers.

Well, that would be perfect for a really good sketch comedy.

8 The person you robbed was a police officer.

9 You don't have a getaway car.

10 You got stuck somewhere while trying to break and enter.

The Contenders

11 You brought a partner along and told him you would split the loot with him.

I don't understand this one?

12 You piss in the robbery scene

13 You were actually in a replica of Home Alone

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