Top Ten Things to Do If You're Invited to Lil Pump's Birthday Party
The Top Ten
1 Steal his car and crash it
What kind of car?
2 Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200.
If you don't get the reference, you've been living under a rock for the past 80 years.
3 Smash his face into the cake
*laughs hard* His hair looks like sour gummy worms alright. Splat his face into the cake and voila! You get a gummy worm cake that sings Gucci gang
This list is hilarious! It was 1AM and I had to hold my breath to contain myself from laughing
4 Play Zedd
5 Sing Rich by Maren Morris
6 Call his mother to crash his party
7 Sing Welcome To The Party by Lil Pump
8 Smile
9 Sing Stoopid by 6ix9ine
10 Gang up on him with Chuck Norris
The Contenders
11 Make him listen to D Rose for 24 hours
12 Egg his house
13 Dress up as Pennywise and chase him with a balloon
14 Make him watch The Emoji Movie
Okay, That's one thing I'll do and that's about it.
15 Give him a Share a Coke with Dad Coca-Cola can
16 Send him poop emojis
He already looks like one.
17 Punch him in his face
18 Give him no presents
I would give him a dissected frog.
19 Tell him to get the hell out of here and hold up a bunch of ripped Gucci gear
20 Scream
21 Destroy his gang and steal his gucci
Let's see if you get this.
22 Dress up like Rambo and shoot up the party
No
23 Whoop His Ass
24 Say: "Bluestar Dies." and Then Play Get Down Mr. President with Him.
YESS! *puts hand up to ear* GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT! By the way R.I.P Bluestar. Life: Prologue of Into The Wild to the end of A Dangerous Path. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!
25 Chop His Head Off, Then Play Soccer with It.
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