Top Ten Things to Do If You're Invited to Lil Pump's Birthday Party

CharismaticKat

The Top Ten

1 Steal his car and crash it

Camaro6 yeah

Car: CRASH!
Lil Pump: * throws a worse tantrum than Caillou. - CharismaticKat

Oh yes lol - Lpsgirl

If it’s a nice car, like a Lamborghini, I’ll steal it and KEEP it. - Camaro6

2 Smash his face into the cake

Oh my gosh! This list is absolutely hilarious! Just imagine if he spent hours trying to get all the cake out of his wormy gummy hair. Lol. - UltraLunalaX

*laughs hard* His hair looks like sour gummy worms alright. Splat his face into the cake and voila! You get a gummy worm cake that sings Gucci gang

This list is hilarious! It was 1AM and I had to hold my breath to contain myself from laughing - DaringXx

He'd like that. - Not_A_Weeaboo

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3 Gang up on him with Chuck Norris

He'd get chopped into a million pieces. - CharismaticKat

4 Make him listen to D Rose for 24 hours

D rose is awful and it’s just another generic modern rap song

5 Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200.

If you don't get the reference, you've been living under a rock for the past 80 years. - oneshot

6 Egg his house
7 Dress up as Pennywise and chase him with a balloon
8 Sing Stoopid by 6ix9ine

Hey Lil Pump...ARE YOU DUMB DUMB DUMB STOOPID! - CharismaticKat

9 Play Zedd

Don't ask. - oneshot

10 Make him watch The Emoji Movie

Okay, That's one thing I'll do and that's about it. - MissRWBY202

The Contenders

11 Sing Rich by Maren Morris
12 Call his mother to crash his party

YeR mOmMa HeRE - Demon_Kitty

13 Send him poop emojis

He already looks like one. - DarkBoi-X

Through your phone or a stuffie - Demon_Kitty

14 Sing Welcome To The Party by Lil Pump
15 Smile
16 Punch him in his face

Yes. - Camaro6

17 Give him a Share a Coke with Dad Coca-Cola can
18 Destroy his gang and steal his gucci

Let's see if you get this. - DarkBoi-X

Lol

19 Give him no presents

I won't give him any presents. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

20 Dress up like Rambo and shoot up the party

No - Demon_Kitty

21 Tell him to get the hell out of here and hold up a bunch of ripped Gucci gear
22 Scream
23 Send him to jail with 6ix9ine
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1. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200.
2. Play Zedd
3. Sing Rich by Maren Morris
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1. Smash his face into the cake
2. Steal his car and crash it
3. Gang up on him with Chuck Norris
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