Top Ten Things to Do If You're Invited to Lil Pump's Birthday Party

The Top Ten

1 Steal his car and crash it

Camaro6 yeah

Oh yes lol - Lpsgirl

If it’s a nice car, like a Lamborghini, I’ll steal it and KEEP it. - Camaro6

2 Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200.

If you don't get the reference, you've been living under a rock for the past 80 years. - oneshot

3 Smash his face into the cake

yeah - JoLeKosovo

*laughs hard* His hair looks like sour gummy worms alright. Splat his face into the cake and voila! You get a gummy worm cake that sings Gucci gang

This list is hilarious! It was 1AM and I had to hold my breath to contain myself from laughing - DaringXx

He'd like that. - Not_A_Weeaboo

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4 Play Zedd

Don't ask. - oneshot

5 Sing Rich by Maren Morris
6 Call his mother to crash his party

YeR mOmMa HeRE

7 Sing Welcome To The Party by Lil Pump
8 Sing Stoopid by 6ix9ine
9 Smile
10 Gang up on him with Chuck Norris

The Contenders

11 Make him listen to D Rose for 24 hours

D rose is awful and it’s just another generic modern rap song

12 Egg his house
13 Dress up as Pennywise and chase him with a balloon
14 Make him watch The Emoji Movie

Okay, That's one thing I'll do and that's about it. - MissRWBY202

15 Give him a Share a Coke with Dad Coca-Cola can
16 Send him poop emojis

He already looks like one. - DarkBoi-X

Through your phone or a stuffie

17 Punch him in his face

Yes. - Camaro6

18 Give him no presents

I would give him a dissected frog. - TriggerTrashKid

I won't give him any presents. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

19 Tell him to get the hell out of here and hold up a bunch of ripped Gucci gear
20 Scream
21 Destroy his gang and steal his gucci

Let's see if you get this. - DarkBoi-X

22 Dress up like Rambo and shoot up the party

No

23 Whoop His Ass
24 Say: "Bluestar Dies." and Then Play Get Down Mr. President with Him.

YESS! *puts hand up to ear* GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT! By the way R.I.P Bluestar. Life: Prologue of Into The Wild to the end of A Dangerous Path. I LOVE WARRIOR CATS!

25 Chop His Head Off, Then Play Soccer with It.
26 Send him to jail with 6ix9ine
27 Kill Him.
28 Bring Billie Eilish and Ask Her to Sing Bury a Friend

That ought to creep him out. - oneshot

29 Decapitate Him Then Use His Head as a Trophy.
30 Bring Ariana Grande and Have Her Sing Problem
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