Top Ten Things to Give Your Boss As a Present

The Top Ten

1 A Fortune Cookie

Lol his is part of companies and products

That will impress him

I wouldn't want one

2 A Bottle Of Ridiculously Cheap Wine

He just can't resist...

3 Your Dad's Old Pair Of Patched-Up Socks

I would so do this

4 An Electricity Bill

5 A Ticket To A Nicki Minaj Performance

6 An 'I 💜 1D' Badge

7 A Wind-Up Drunken Man

I've seen these in shops - seriously!

8 A Dead Mouse

9 A Furball

10 A Present That You Don't Like

The Contenders

11 A Punch

12 Severed Monkey Testicles

13 A Kick

14 A Dead Worm

15 Brussels Sprouts

16 Baked Beans

17 A Speeding Ticket

I would purpously speed so I would get pulled over, and then I'd give the Speeding Ticket to my boss.

18 A Gun

19 Sugar Free Gummies

Laxatives in disguise!

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