Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Zombie

Zombie Aopcolpse day bringing you done, then your probably doing it wrong you big dumb butt, here's thing not to say to a zombie
The Top Ten
1 The power of christ compels you

Hopefully, they'll think you're so loopy that they'll leave you alone

2 So what do you like to eat
3 Dont eat me, I'm too sexy to be eatin'
4 Take my mum
5 Here, let me fix that jaw
6 I'm a dentist, let me look on those teeth
7 Heres your arm back sir
8 Take my gun!
9 Hey I have a brain you know!
10 Did you get beaten by an ugly stick?
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