Top 10 Things to Say to Make People Stare at You

The Top Ten

1 Charges set detention in 1 minute.

2 Time for squishy!!!!

3 There are 46 pizza huts in Area 51

4 You are such an idiot you couldn't tell me what the tallest building on Mars is.

5 I'm a supporter of the 46,897 amendment

6 I'm a guy who has died 5 times and lived!

7 I have a secret

8 Look at my amazing lamp.

9 You can't dance like my pet rat

10 My heart jumped out of my chest and is running from me, have you seen it?

The Contenders

11 I'm voting for Trump

12 I like to touch young children

13 I love Justin Bieber

14 I hate ice cream

Especially if you yelled it in an ice cream shop

15 Oppa Gangnam Style

16 Giddy up horsey

17 YO!!!

18 HEY!!!

19 Watch it!!!

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