Top 10 Things to Say to a Stranger

The Top Ten

1 Can I kick you?

Hey, you and I had the similar ideas in our mind while we were making our lists!

And yes, the Can I kick Youu item is hilarious.
Haha love this one.

Yep, I sure think there are similarities in our humour senses! Thanks, K...

2 Haha. Huhu.

3 You stink.

4 You kinda look like Hitler, y'know.

5 You're so boring.

6 I NEVER wanna be friends with you.

7 I was going to ask the time, but I saw your face and changed my mind.

8 Are you a celebrity?

9 Are you supposed to be a famous dude or something? You walk like that.

10 You look really suspicious...what were you doing yesterday at 3:45? Eh? Out with it!

The ideal conversation - starter.

The Contenders

11 Are you gay or lesbian?

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