Top Ten Best Things to Try to Use the Force to Do
The Top Ten
1 To Try to Change the Channel
This is a good idea. Great list, funny user!
Because you can't find the remote.
2 To Get Out of Bed
I did it before, I was levitating, but I was just imagining it.
I'm a hard sleeper. I like to sleep in
3 To Do a Test
I'd love to use a Jedi mind trick on every other candidate.
Use the force t get it done, then when you get it back, you get an F. To
4 To Get Homework Done
That would just be really nice.
So you can have free time.
It would be wonderful.
How? Someone explain.
5 To Get Monday Over With
Or you could get Garfield's no Monday calendar (from Mad).
Garfield would think that this is a good idea.
6 To Make Yourself a Sandwich
Not having to move to get food? SIGN ME UP.
7 To Go to Hollywood
I always wanted to go to Hollywood
Some 2000 miles away, probably.
8 To Place In a Light Bulb
9 To Get Something Out of the Kitchen
So you can just keep watching your show.
If you're hungry, of course.
I would love this.
10 To Make Someone Go Through the Door
The Contenders
11 To Piss
12 Strangle Your Mom
13 To Kill People Who You Hate
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