Top Ten Best Things to Try to Use the Force to Do

The Top Ten
1 To Try to Change the Channel

This is a good idea. Great list, funny user!

Because you can't find the remote.

2 To Get Out of Bed

I did it before, I was levitating, but I was just imagining it.

I'm a hard sleeper. I like to sleep in

3 To Do a Test

I'd love to use a Jedi mind trick on every other candidate.

Use the force t get it done, then when you get it back, you get an F. To

4 To Get Homework Done

That would just be really nice.

So you can have free time.

It would be wonderful.

How? Someone explain.

5 To Get Monday Over With

Or you could get Garfield's no Monday calendar (from Mad).

Garfield would think that this is a good idea.

6 To Make Yourself a Sandwich

Not having to move to get food? SIGN ME UP.

7 To Go to Hollywood

I always wanted to go to Hollywood

Some 2000 miles away, probably.

8 To Place In a Light Bulb
9 To Get Something Out of the Kitchen

So you can just keep watching your show.

If you're hungry, of course.

I would love this.

10 To Make Someone Go Through the Door
The Contenders
11 To Piss
12 Strangle Your Mom
13 To Kill People Who You Hate
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