Top Ten Things Which Would Be Silly to Have an Expiry Date On

The Top Ten

1 People

It's good for around 67 years, and then it slowly goes bad until it hits its core. - SwagFlicks

How people's health and lifestyle is is how they determine their expiration date. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 Books

I think it would be cool if the expires date said "Is only good until page 375, then it's quality greatly declines" or something of the sort. - Martinglez

A classic novel can't have an expiry date, but on the contrary, many of my physics textbooks may be obsolete in 100 years. - PositronWildhawk

I read quickly enough that they would never expire. - PetSounds

Never expires, but their usage might seriously decline in the near future. - Swellow

3 Underwear

Maybe if someone is super nasty to leave their underwear on for years - FerrariDude64

I suggest you get a second opinion if you're planning to wear the same forever

Well, if they are left in a certain state for too long... - PositronWildhawk

4 Pets

Depends on their health,

Same with people but 10 times less years - FerrariDude64

5 Furniture

Just imagine sitting on a couch, and... PLOP! The couch hit its expiry date and broke entirely. - Turkeyasylum

They won't expire, they just grow dusty and old. - Swellow

6 Cigarettes

If cigarettes had expiration dates, smokers would try to smoke the whole pack at once just so it doesn't expire! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It definitely increases the likelihood of the smoker expiring... - NicholasYellow

Expiration Date For Your Lungs... Maybe - mood333

7 Thoughts

This is silly item for a list. - MaxAurelius

It's called change, people. Like thinking of not going to school and then it goes away when you remember root beer floats are being served that day. - SwagFlicks

Haha, my thoughts are not good enough anymore? - Metal_Treasure

I was gonna vote for music or something but then I had a Thought. wouldn't it suck to not be able too have thoughts! - Curti2594

8 Mirrors
9 Ornaments
10 DVD/CDs

The Contenders

11 Virginity

Some peoples' virginity never ever expires... - Britgirl

12 Hair

Aren't yall ganna comment Trump here too? - FerrariDude64

Hair today, gone tomorrow X-D

13 McDonalds French Fries


They do have expiration dates... they just don't tell you when.

14 Love

Can't ever imagine this. Love never dies. - Britgirl

15 Marriage
16 Friendship

All of my friendships have expired... #fakefriends - NicholasYellow

17 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

If only he would expire.

I wish he'd expire.

18 Penis

Add image? I don't think so haha - Britgirl

So you can't have coitus!

19 Music
20 Water

Spring water has expiration dates

21 Porn
22 Countries

Parts of Greece expired. That was Ancient Greece - FerrariDude64

While the ancient Mayans tried to find the expiration date of the world, they couldn't even find the expiration date of their own civilization. - ethanmeinster

23 Cities
24 Borders

The border between Germany and France shouldn't be used after April 2, 2016... - Metal_Treasure

Trump - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

25 Skateboard
26 Earth

It's the end of the world..
World War Three
Deadly volcanos
Zombie Apocalypse
The illuminati are not just a thing from the 18th century they are confirmed.
The Rapture

27 TheTopTens
28 Toilet Paper
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