Top Ten Things Which Would Be Silly to Have an Expiry Date On
The Top Ten
It's good for around 67 years, and then it slowly goes bad until it hits its core. - SwagFlicks
How people's health and lifestyle is is how they determine their expiration date. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I think it would be cool if the expires date said "Is only good until page 375, then it's quality greatly declines" or something of the sort. - Martinglez
A classic novel can't have an expiry date, but on the contrary, many of my physics textbooks may be obsolete in 100 years. - PositronWildhawk
I read quickly enough that they would never expire. - PetSounds
Never expires, but their usage might seriously decline in the near future. - Swellow
Maybe if someone is super nasty to leave their underwear on for years - FerrariDude64
I suggest you get a second opinion if you're planning to wear the same forever
Well, if they are left in a certain state for too long... - PositronWildhawk
Depends on their health,
Same with people but 10 times less years - FerrariDude64
Just imagine sitting on a couch, and... PLOP! The couch hit its expiry date and broke entirely. - Turkeyasylum
They won't expire, they just grow dusty and old. - Swellow
If cigarettes had expiration dates, smokers would try to smoke the whole pack at once just so it doesn't expire! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
It definitely increases the likelihood of the smoker expiring... - NicholasYellow
Expiration Date For Your Lungs... Maybe - mood333
This is silly item for a list. - MaxAurelius
It's called change, people. Like thinking of not going to school and then it goes away when you remember root beer floats are being served that day. - SwagFlicks
Haha, my thoughts are not good enough anymore? - Metal_Treasure
I was gonna vote for music or something but then I had a Thought. wouldn't it suck to not be able too have thoughts! - Curti2594
Some peoples' virginity never ever expires... - Britgirl
Aren't yall ganna comment Trump here too? - FerrariDude64
Hair today, gone tomorrow X-D
LOL SO TRUE
They do have expiration dates... they just don't tell you when.
Can't ever imagine this. Love never dies. - Britgirl
All of my friendships have expired... #fakefriends - NicholasYellow
If only he would expire.
I wish he'd expire.
Add image? I don't think so haha - Britgirl
So you can't have coitus!
Spring water has expiration dates
Parts of Greece expired. That was Ancient Greece - FerrariDude64
While the ancient Mayans tried to find the expiration date of the world, they couldn't even find the expiration date of their own civilization. - ethanmeinster
The border between Germany and France shouldn't be used after April 2, 2016... - Metal_Treasure
Trump - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
It's the end of the world..
World War Three
The illuminati are not just a thing from the 18th century they are confirmed.