Top Ten Things Which Would Be Silly to Have an Expiry Date On


The Top Ten

1 People People

It's good for around 67 years, and then it slowly goes bad until it hits its core. - SwagFlicks

How people's health and lifestyle is is how they determine their expiration date. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 Books Books

I think it would be cool if the expires date said "Is only good until page 375, then it's quality greatly declines" or something of the sort. - Martinglez

A classic novel can't have an expiry date, but on the contrary, many of my physics textbooks may be obsolete in 100 years. - PositronWildhawk

I read quickly enough that they would never expire. - PetSounds

Maybe they'll dispatch firemen to burn them once they've gone stale. - ArchAces

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3 Underwear Underwear

Maybe if someone is super nasty to leave their underwear on for years - FerrariDude64

I suggest you get a second opinion if you're planning to wear the same forever

Well, if they are left in a certain state for too long... - PositronWildhawk

4 Furniture Furniture

Just imagine sitting on a couch, and... PLOP! The couch hit its expiry date and broke entirely. - Turkeyasylum

They won't expire, they just grow dusty and old. - Swellow

5 Pets Pets

Same with people but 10 times less years - FerrariDude64

6 Cigarettes Cigarettes

If cigarettes had expiration dates, smokers would try to smoke the whole pack at once just so it doesn't expire! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Expiration Date For Your Lungs... Maybe - mood333

It definitely increases the likelihood of the smoker expiring... - NicholasYellow

7 Thoughts Thoughts

It's called change, people. Like thinking of not going to school and then it goes away when you remember root beer floats are being served that day. - SwagFlicks

I think this is stupid but my thoughts expire tomorrow, then I will reconsider. - Music_Lover123

Haha, my thoughts are not good enough anymore? - Metal_Treasure

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8 Mirrors Mirrors
9 Ornaments

The Contenders

11 Virginity

Some peoples' virginity never ever expires... - Britgirl

12 Hair

Aren't yall ganna comment Trump here too? - FerrariDude64

Hair today, gone tomorrow X-D

13 McDonalds French Fries


They do have expiration dates... they just don't tell you when.

14 Love

Can't ever imagine this. Love never dies. - Britgirl

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15 Marriage
16 Friendship

All of my friendships have expired... #fakefriends - NicholasYellow

17 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

If only he would expire.

I wish he'd expire.

18 Penis

Add image? I don't think so haha - Britgirl

So you can't have coitus!

19 Music
20 Countries

Parts of Greece expired. That was Ancient Greece - FerrariDude64

While the ancient Mayans tried to find the expiration date of the world, they couldn't even find the expiration date of their own civilization. - ethanmeinster

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