Top Ten Things Which Would Be Silly to Have an Expiry Date On

How people's health and lifestyle is is how they determine their expiration date.

It's good for around 67 years, and then it slowly goes bad until it hits its core.

Same with people but 10 times less years

Depends on their health,

It's called change, people. Like thinking of not going to school and then it goes away when you remember root beer floats are being served that day.

I was gonna vote for music or something but then I had a Thought. wouldn't it suck to not be able too have thoughts!

Haha, my thoughts are not good enough anymore?

This is silly item for a list.

I think it would be cool if the expires date said "Is only good until page 375, then it's quality greatly declines" or something of the sort.

A classic novel can't have an expiry date, but on the contrary, many of my physics textbooks may be obsolete in 100 years.

Can you imagine buying a book that actually has an expiry date on?
"This book just gets worse after 19 April 2017...

I read quickly enough that they would never expire.

Just imagine sitting on a couch, and... PLOP! The couch hit its expiry date and broke entirely.

If cigarettes had expiration dates, smokers would try to smoke the whole pack at once just so it doesn't expire!

It definitely increases the likelihood of the smoker expiring...

Expiration Date For Your Lungs... Maybe

If only he would expire.

I wish he'd expire.