Top Ten Things You Do Not Want to Forget When Using a Public Toilet

Some of these I fear might happen to me in the future. Others have already happened to me. After you read this, you will not be able to stop laughing.

The Top Ten

1 To lock the door

Do you want anyone seeing you in a public bathroom? No, just saying.

2 To flush

Yes! You just don't know the horrors of going to a stall only to realize that it's full of excrement around the whole toilet bowl.

Only if it will actually flush.

3 To wash your hands afterwards

4 To put the seat down if you do not flush

5 To check if you are going into the right toilet

6 To check if there is any toilet paper left

7 To pull down your pants before you sit down

8 To make sure there is nobody else on the toilet before you sit down

9 To wipe

10 That you are at a "public" toilet

The Contenders

11 To bring tissues in case there's no toilet paper

12 Triple check that you are not about to enter the opposite gender’s toilet

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