Top Ten Things You'll Find In Your Pocket

Well... Isn't your hand the first thing to go in? Well, isn't it? Makes sense to me, anyway

And a dead fly's wing, maybe? It's not impossible.

From the wash

I recently noticed my spare coat was heavier than it should be. There was enough money in my coat pocket to feed the hungry, as it turned out.

1/5th of my part time job money always get washed by the washing machine.

That always end up in the washing machine.

One of my neighcours works for a dry cleaners, and the times she's moaned about this...

S}Why would a girl carry half a packet of condoms in her pocket? Oh...

This is like finding a gold mine for about moment then you realize it's not enough for a Gumball

But only if said pockets were without holes

That's what I bring anywhere I go

And probably the easiest to fall out. So keep a spare set in the other...