Top 10 Most Unusual Reasons People Become Killers

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Want to be a serial killer but lack a motive? Here's a motivational list for you.

The Top Ten

1 The victim strangled his balloon to death when he was a kid

And he never forgot that day. - TwilightKitsune

2 The victim smelled like bacon

The victim was a cop? - bobbythebrony

He was hungry and killed him for his bacon - TwilightKitsune

3 The killer wanted to kill everyone to see who was Santa Claus

He'd kill Santa for not giving him the right toy - TwilightKitsune

4 The killer dropped a penny in the gutter rail and he killed people to see if his weapon was strong enough to cut the rail

Damn, it's annoying when that happens. - TwilightKitsune

5 The killer heard Taher Shah's 'Angel'

It drove him mad and crazy - TwilightKitsune

6 The killer failed his history test

And further sought to kill everyone else - TwilightKitsune

7 The victim refused to share his ice cream

Thus that led to his imminent death - TwilightKitsune

8 The victim named his child Spotted Butt
9 The killer ran out of cereal and went to get some more, and he killed the victim by accident while asking for cereal.

Can I get some cereal- oh my bad

10 The killer was an alternate Santa Claus and the victim was on the naughty list

The Contenders

11 Because they hate life
12 Their victim is a brony
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1. The victim strangled his balloon to death when he was a kid
2. The victim smelled like bacon
3. The killer wanted to kill everyone to see who was Santa Claus
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