Top 10 Most Unusual Reasons People Become Killers
Want to be a serial killer but lack a motive? Here's a motivational list for you.The Top Ten
1 The victim strangled his balloon to death when he was a kid
And he never forgot that day.
2 The killer dropped a penny in the gutter rail and he killed people to see if his weapon was strong enough to cut the rail
Damn, it's annoying when that happens.
3 The killer wanted to kill everyone to see who was Santa Claus
He'd kill Santa for not giving him the right toy
4 The victim smelled like bacon
He was hungry and killed him for his bacon
The victim was a cop?
5 The killer heard Taher Shah's 'Angel'
It drove him mad and crazy
6 The killer ran out of cereal and went to get some more, and he killed the victim by accident while asking for cereal.
Can I get some cereal- oh my bad
7 The victim refused to share his ice cream
Thus that led to his imminent death
8 The killer was an alternate Santa Claus and the victim was on the naughty list
9 The killer failed his history test
And further sought to kill everyone else
10 Because they hate life
The Contenders
11 The victim named his child Spotted Butt
12 Their victim is a brony
13 Their victim is a noob at roblox
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