Urban Dictionary Words with the Grossest Definitions

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The Top Ten
1 Angel's Touch

After reading the item descriptions I would probably choose to die ignorant than to view some of these definitions.

This one about gay thinga will surely make you throw away your lunch. Unless you're semi-full, I never suggest viewing it.

2 Scrabble

I'm surprised this one is here. People wrote ugly definitions defining it as a child *** drinking game. Ugh.

3 Cold Lunch
4 Saddlebacking
5 Poo Butter

Self explanatory. Go check it out,

6 Ethnic Cleansing

This one bothers me so much. It highly disgraced Thai and Indian food by saying that they clear the digestive system of food. Kind of racist.

7 Bosnian See-Saw

"When a man needs to please 2 girls at once..." gross gross gross

8 Midas Touch

"Touch" definitions at its worst.

9 Atomic Bomb

Don't worry. It's not Nagasaki or whatever. It's "poo from 5-6 ft above the toilet bowl". But still it is a very weird one.

10 Dick Game

People actually made this game about sex and the process of it? NO!

You'd expect to be gross since it says that word.

The Contenders
11 Rusty Trombone

Less gross, it is when you receive a hearty for playing a trombone note or something...

12 Cookies
13 Portuguese Breakfast

Bad way to eat eggs

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