Top Ten Ways to Get Fired
Whenever you work at a office,at a theme park,a fast food restaurant or a pilot.Here are some ways to get firedWARNING!:Don't do any of the stuff below if you don't want to get fired
The Top Ten
1 Punch your boss
Simply the best way
2 Ram your car straight into the office
3 Burn all of the important papers
4 Leave a roller coaster passenger unchecked
5 Purposely put poison in a burger
6 Start a food fight
This must be the most fun way to get fired
7 Come to work without any clothes
You will be fired the second you walk in the workplace
8 Hack your boss' account and share it with others
9 Ram the plane into the airport
Being fired will be the least of your problems!
10 Start a massive brawl
The Contenders
11 Do the exact opposite of every required task
12 Call your boss an idiot
13 Make disgusting YouTube videos for money
Such a sad and shameful thing people are doing these days, ruining YouTube.
14 Plant an explosive device somewhere inside the building and use it as a bargaining chip for better benefits
15 Thrust your junk into your boss's face
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