Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of an Amusement Park

Turkeyasylum
This list is a collaboration with Samanime. Be sure to give him credit, as well.

So, you're going to Cedar Point or Disney World, or one of those amusement parks. You go and buy your tickets, and make it past the bag check (somehow). With about an hour 'till closing, you come to realize how unpleaseant your experience was there: bad service, exorbitant prices, lengthy lines, and of course, boredom.

Most people like to just post a bad review about the park, which gives advice to other people. However, of you're one of those vandals who likes to get revenge for your underwhelming experience, this list is for you.

WARNING: It is not intended to do if you actually LIKE going to the park. Why? Because you could be kicked out, for, well... forever.

Remember, this is a collaboration with Samanime, so he deserves credit, too!

The Top Ten

1 Smuggle in fireworks, and light them in the middle of the park. Right before they go off, yell "Death To (Country Park Is In)!"

Be sure to yell this out in the country's primary language, because nothing is more awkward than yelling in Korean somewhere in California! - Turkeyasylum

That list is hilarious! I totally can imagine how people would react if I went to Canada Wonderland and screams this... - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

2 Once you enter the park, pull out a tranquilizer gun, and shoot the people who want to take your picture once you enter with it.

Reminds me of American Psycho were Patrick Bateman just goes on a killing spree like it was a walk in a park. - SuperHyperdude

"Hey, do you want to have your picture ta-" - Turkeyasylum

Well it would save you from take ing a picture with Winnie the pooh. - nintendofan126

3 Once you get into a roller coaster, smuggle rocks on (the bigger, the better), and start to throw them at people walking around.

This would work for you getting kicked out of the amusement park, but it's simply "abusing" for the people walking!

That, and you may get a "vacation" in jail. - Turkeyasylum

I'd be a killer if I did this. Well, at least that stupid kid at my school named Joe will be dead. :D

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4 Before you leave, put pennies down at one of the roller coaster tracks.

In case you don't know, pennies are rumored to possibly derail a train. Derailing a roller coaster is just as likely, and more dangerous!

Just don't try to put pennies at the parts that are upside-down. - Turkeyasylum

5 Run a vehicle of some sort into a track

"Oh no! He ran into the gate! On no! He's heading directly for the Speed Bead! " - Turkeyasylum

Track? You mean like a train track? - nintendofan126

6 Walk into one of the gift shops, and begin to spray paint all the merchandise.

This one could be rather expensive if they follow the "you break it, you buy it! " policies. - Turkeyasylum

This is kinda funny now that I think about it. - nintendofan126

Just needs to get the final touches. - SuperHyperdude

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7 Whilst in a long line, bring a torch with you, and threaten to burn anyone who doesn't let you cut them.

Depends on the weather, because if it's raining, don't try it. Just don't. - Turkeyasylum

I could have used this information earlier. - nintendofan126

8 Smuggle gum into the park. Then, chew the gum for just a little bit, and start to stick it on the roller coasters.

Maybe you'll be the cause on why Jimmy can't get off the coaster. - Turkeyasylum

People at the amusement park by me actually do this. - Minecraftcrazy530

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9 Put large amounts of acid in a wave pool

Everyone out of the water! Now! - Turkeyasylum

10 Abuse one of the mascots by doing physical damage to them.

I once did, but I got in trouble. I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog. - nintendofan126

Apparently once a high school had a dance at Disney world, and shoved Mickey Mouse off of the ferry boat.

As awful as this is, its kinda funny to think about! - keycha1n

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The Contenders

11 Film on a roller coaster

Rules state you should stow all loose articles, including cameras, before riding a roller coaster, or giving them to a non rider.

That the easy way

12 Bring Godzilla in the park
13 Eat poop in front of everyone
14 Take Beer on a Boat Ride and pour it in the water

It' slows the cart down but no injuries

15 Purposely drop your hat over a fence the climb it while videotaping yourself
16 Beat up all the mascots in the park
17 Beat up park employee for declining you from riding a roller coaster
18 Bringing Trump to the park and hurt all the Mexicans
19 Throw a ball at all the mascots
20 Strip off all your clothes
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1. Smuggle in fireworks, and light them in the middle of the park. Right before they go off, yell "Death To (Country Park Is In)!"
2. Once you enter the park, pull out a tranquilizer gun, and shoot the people who want to take your picture once you enter with it.
3. Once you get into a roller coaster, smuggle rocks on (the bigger, the better), and start to throw them at people walking around.
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