Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of an Amusement Park
So, you're going to Cedar Point or Disney World, or one of those amusement parks. You go and buy your tickets, and make it past the bag check (somehow). With about an hour 'till closing, you come to realize how unpleasant your experience was there: bad service, exorbitant prices, lengthy lines, and of course, boredom.Most people like to just post a bad review about the park, which gives advice to other people. However, of you're one of those vandals who likes to get revenge for your underwhelming experience, this list is for you.
WARNING: It is not intended to do if you actually LIKE going to the park. Why? Because you could be kicked out, for, well... forever.
Be sure to yell this out in the country's primary language, because nothing is more awkward than yelling in Korean somewhere in California!
That list is hilarious! I totally can imagine how people would react if I went to Canada Wonderland and screams this...
Well it would save you from take ing a picture with Winnie the pooh.
"Hey, do you want to have your picture ta-"
This would work for you getting kicked out of the amusement park, but it's simply "abusing" for the people walking!
That, and you may get a "vacation" in jail.
I'd be a killer if I did this. Well, at least that stupid kid at my school named Joe will be dead. :D
In case you don't know, pennies are rumored to possibly derail a train. Derailing a roller coaster is just as likely, and more dangerous!
Just don't try to put pennies at the parts that are upside-down.
I have never heard of this one.
"Oh no! He ran into the gate! On no! He's heading directly for the Speed Bead! "
Track? You mean like a train track?
This one could be rather expensive if they follow the "you break it, you buy it! " policies.
This is kinda funny now that I think about it.
Death to all those cheap, tacky keyrings and baseball caps!
Depends on the weather, because if it's raining, don't try it. Just don't.
I could have used this information earlier.
My sister chewed gum on a track before but didn't stick it, but it ended up flying into someone's mouth and he kept complaining about it. I told my sister to stay quiet about it to make it funnier. Aren't we great examples for kids?
While gum wouldn't actually do anything to derail/stall/stop/cause to malfunction on a roller coaster, it would be annoying if you spat it on a coaster and it hit someone.
Maybe you'll be the cause on why Jimmy can't get off the coaster.
People at the amusement park by me actually do this.
Everyone out of the water! Now!
Did that happen in Action Park?
Punching them, kicking them, anything works. Just be sure to not accidentally kick one of the strangers near you by accident.
Thanks for reading this list by Samanime and Turkeyasylum!
I once did, but I got in trouble. I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
Apparently once a high school had a dance at Disney world, and shoved Mickey Mouse off of the ferry boat.
Then you take off the costume and the kids are traumatized.
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When I was at Disneyland in May 2018, 3 idiots were play fighting on Splash Mountain, so the ride had to be evacuated and they were all kicked out of the park. It took 1 hour for me to be able to go on the ride all because of 3 idiots.
Rules state you should stow all loose articles, including cameras, before riding a roller coaster, or giving them to a non rider.
People do this all the time and nothing happens to them.
A lot of people don't get kicked out for doing this.
That the easy way
That is weird
This is a theme park not a strip club!
They're gonna need it. Walking around all day in an animal costume getting mauled by little kids must be stressful, and what better way to relax than with crack?
Poor mascots probably need some chill time after being constantly puked on by kids, maybe some xanax could work.
“Look, Mummy! Mickey Mouse is dancing!”
Godzilla is a fictional character but OK
Don't even scream that on a coaster like Flight Deck or Afterburn, both themed after planes.
Drop the nuke.
This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where aunt Selma takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens, and Lisa gets drunk after taking a sip of the water (which was most likely beer).
It' slows the cart down but no injuries
This actually happened
Especially if you are fat
The SJW Answers go on... Trump doesn't actually hurt Mexicans, lousy stereotyping whoever added this.
That would gather a huge ban
Same can be said for the OK sign after people believed a hoax on 4chan.
Not sure what to comment here...