Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of an Amusement ParkSo, you're going to Cedar Point or Disney World, or one of those amusement parks. You go and buy your tickets, and make it past the bag check (somehow). With about an hour 'till closing, you come to realize how unpleasant your experience was there: bad service, exorbitant prices, lengthy lines, and of course, boredom.
Most people like to just post a bad review about the park, which gives advice to other people. However, of you're one of those vandals who likes to get revenge for your underwhelming experience, this list is for you.
WARNING: It is not intended to do if you actually LIKE going to the park. Why? Because you could be kicked out, for, well... forever.
The Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of an Amusement Park
Be sure to yell this out in the country's primary language, because nothing is more awkward than yelling in Korean somewhere in California! - Turkeyasylum
That list is hilarious! I totally can imagine how people would react if I went to Canada Wonderland and screams this... - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
"Hey, do you want to have your picture ta-" - Turkeyasylum
Well it would save you from take ing a picture with Winnie the pooh. - nintendofan126
This would work for you getting kicked out of the amusement park, but it's simply "abusing" for the people walking!
That, and you may get a "vacation" in jail. - Turkeyasylum
I'd be a killer if I did this. Well, at least that stupid kid at my school named Joe will be dead. :D
AH HAHA! RUN YOU FOOLS RUN! YOU CAN'T GET ME UP HERE! - nintendofan126
In case you don't know, pennies are rumored to possibly derail a train. Derailing a roller coaster is just as likely, and more dangerous!
Just don't try to put pennies at the parts that are upside-down. - Turkeyasylum
"Oh no! He ran into the gate! On no! He's heading directly for the Speed Bead! " - Turkeyasylum
Track? You mean like a train track? - nintendofan126
This one could be rather expensive if they follow the "you break it, you buy it! " policies. - Turkeyasylum
This is kinda funny now that I think about it. - nintendofan126
Death to all those cheap, tacky keyrings and baseball caps! - PositronWildhawk
Depends on the weather, because if it's raining, don't try it. Just don't. - Turkeyasylum
I could have used this information earlier. - nintendofan126
While gum wouldn't actually do anything to derail/stall/stop/cause to malfunction on a roller coaster, it would be annoying if you spat it on a coaster and it hit someone.
Maybe you'll be the cause on why Jimmy can't get off the coaster. - Turkeyasylum
People at the amusement park by me actually do this. - Minecraftcrazy530
People do this all the time. - nintendofan126
Did that happen in Action Park?
Everyone out of the water! Now! - Turkeyasylum
I once did, but I got in trouble. I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog. - nintendofan126
Apparently once a high school had a dance at Disney world, and shoved Mickey Mouse off of the ferry boat.
As awful as this is, its kinda funny to think about! - keycha1n
You: die demon
Punches shrek in the stomach.
A lot of people don't get kicked out for doing this.
Rules state you should stow all loose articles, including cameras, before riding a roller coaster, or giving them to a non rider.
That the easy way
Easy ban - Maddox121
That is weird - Maddox121
Godzilla is a fictional character but OK - Maddox121
This actually happened - Maddox121
Yeah... - Maddox121
Especially if you are fat - Maddox121
The SJW Answers go on... Trump doesn't actually hurt Mexicans, lousy stereotyping whoever added this. - Maddox121
That would gather a huge ban - Maddox121
This is a theme park not a strip club! - Maddox121
They're gonna need it. Walking around all day in an animal costume getting mauled by little kids must be stressful, and what better way to relax than with crack? - TwilightKitsune
Same can be said for the OK sign after people believed a hoax on 4chan. - Maddox121
Not sure what to comment here... - BlueTelegraph
Woah wow I am then totes gonna get the POLICE FOR THIS ONE TAKE THAT PUNK
Drop the nuke.
They’ll think you’re a terrorist or inspired by one. That’ll definitely get you kicked out.
It' slows the cart down but no injuries