Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie


The Top Ten

1 Vehicle

Sound makes them come at you more so you are more likely to die

Watching them go flying is the best part

A tank could squash countless zombies!

They won't know what hit them

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2 Gun

The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too. - Hunter

Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?

Best choice for me, but id get in a lifted 4x4 truck with a sharp plow at the end and mow them down - RustyNail


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3 Chainsaw

Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.

Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse

Chainsaws are awesome, and so is chopping zombies heads off with them. But the problem is they aren't ranged weapons and are really heavy. Instead use a gun (pistol will do maybe) or a knife/machete and the job is done.

Come on, this is the best way to kill a zombie, move it back to #1

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4 Attack Them With Your Pokemon

Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!

I use pikachu zap them...

Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner. - DapperPickle

Arceu said will definitely beat them - Masterofal

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5 Extremely Loud Music

Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.

What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?

Hearing Justin beaver sing is the worst punishment

No I heard they like it

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6 Homemade Explosives

Just get some gunpowder an pour it into an empty coke can

You would rather try this one it is brilliant!

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7 A Computer

Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!

Get on the army website and nuke em!

Oh yeah, I know i"ll bang the keyboard on their head... By the way my name is jonel

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8 Weapons

Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas. - usmc650736

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!

For long range runners just use a sniper rifle or ak-47 warning DO NOT USE A KNIFE because they can bite you easier

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9 Pets

Please don't do that the animal zombies are a lot creepier than regular ones

Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!

Save the pets and sacrifice your self

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10 Minigun

Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you - Hunter17p

The Contenders

11 Katana

In my opinion, a katana is the best weapon to use. They are easy to take care of and handle, don't make any noise (well, apart from the sound of the blade slicing through the brains of a zombie), and has the advantage of length so you aren't up close to a zombie

great idea

It has all the essential things:

12 Plastic Spoon

I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!

It's great for backstabbing zombies! - MusicalPony

What the, of course give me some cause I need to eat more vegie

Just dumb

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13 Lightsaber

May the force be with you zombie hunters

It glows so it would be to easy to see

V 1 Comment
14 Crossbow

I think a cross bow can work very well. They can shoot a zombie in the head quickly and the arrows are reuseable.

15 Shotgun

Don't feel like I have to explain this one. Pretty obvious.

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16 Lawnmover


17 Baseball Bat

When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun - Sabbath

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!

V 2 Comments
18 M60

You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

V 1 Comment
19 Meat Grinder


20 Traps

These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

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21 Flamethrower

Reasons why this is the best1. it's a flamethrower2. it looks badass3. I'm not an arsonist but seeing things burn is awesome - ChickenKing

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22 Drum Sticks

If you take the plastic thingy off the ends and sharpen a little you could use them as throwing projectiles which is totally beastlie! - fireinside96

23 Drop a Piano On Them

The piano would just be a 1 time usage... Yah I killed 10 zombies but there are still 100 left yah I'm in a hole - Peebz2010

Have you seen the part in ZombieLand when a zombie dies from this.

24 Thundergun

If it ever exist it will be so awesome!

25 Fireworks

Tie the zombie to it on new years and shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR! "

26 Combine Harvester
27 Axe

It would be my personal choice well I am 25% insane laugh out loud jk - Peebz2010

28 Tornado

I like to see a zombie die

29 Banjo
30 With a Wii Remote

One of the most realistic things on the list lol. - ONHOLIDAY

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31 Chopsticks

Hayiaaa!... Just kidding I ain't crazy... I think...

32 Flaming Chainsaw

I want this to be on the top 10!

33 Beehive

Sting those zombies to death

If they touch the beehive,the bees will kill them

34 Giant Hammer
35 With Your Bare Hands

Bars hands is best. Get down and dirty. - DunnaNunnaBatman

36 Icicle
37 A Big Girl

Good daughter squish them with your butt! Laugh out loud - Peebz2010

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38 Falcon Punch
39 Lighter
40 720 No Scope
41 Sticky Bombs
42 Crowbar
43 Woodchipper
44 Lead Pipe
45 Molotov cocktails

When you throw it they will catch on fire.

46 Nail Gun
47 Claymore Anti Personnel Mines
48 Hunting Slingshot
49 Black Powder Muzzleloader
50 Tank

I would run over the zombies

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Top Remixes

1. Attack Them With Your Pokemon
2. Vehicle
3. Minigun
1. A Computer
2. Chainsaw
3. Extremely Loud Music
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2. Gun
3. Homemade Explosives


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