Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie

The Top Ten

1 Vehicle

They won't know what hit them

Sound makes them come at you more so you are more likely to die

Watching them go flying is the best part

A tank could squash countless zombies!

2 Gun

It is useful if you have tons of bullets.

A shovel would be better.

The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too.

Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?

Best choice for me, but id get in a lifted 4x4 truck with a sharp plow at the end and mow them down

3 Chainsaw

Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.

Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse

Chainsaws are awesome, and so is chopping zombies heads off with them. But the problem is they aren't ranged weapons and are really heavy. Instead use a gun (pistol will do maybe) or a knife/machete and the job is done.

What wimp thinks 10 pounds is really heavy?!? It's about how heavy a backpack with stuff in it weighs!

4 Attack Them With Your Pokemon

Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!

Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner.

I use pikachu zap them...

It is worst to me, anyway.

5 Extremely Loud Music

What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?

Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.

Hearing Justin beaver sing is the worst punishment

Pretty sure the song Baby really loudly turned up will kill zombies

6 Homemade Explosives

Make a trap for them with something loud and blow them to bits. The just keep reusing the same hole and eventually they can't get out anymore. Down side is if the hole is deep enough it can contaminate your well water... So keep making holes in a circular motion and you have a moat of death with one way in.

Just get some gunpowder an pour it into an empty coke can

You would rather try this one it is brilliant!

That is a really good one

7 A Computer

Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!

Get on the army website and nuke em!

Now who's boss, zombies?

HACK INTO THEIR BRAINS!

8 Weapons

Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas.

Chop their heads, use guns if surrounded, and blow them up if out of rounds. By the way, are zombies edible?

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!

For long range runners just use a sniper rifle or ak-47 warning DO NOT USE A KNIFE because they can bite you easier

9 Pets

Please don't do that the animal zombies are a lot creepier than regular ones

Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!

This top 10 isn't worth reading

Save the pets and sacrifice your self

10 Katana

A shovel would be better.
Cos' then you could break it's bones.

Katanas are mainly used for bleeding the other opponent.

Zombies don't have blood.

so katanas might not be effective.

In my opinion, a katana is the best weapon to use. They are easy to take care of and handle, don't make any noise (well, apart from the sound of the blade slicing through the brains of a zombie), and has the advantage of length so you aren't up close to a zombie

Can't argue with effectiveness but it would be bad in a swarm. The length would work against you.

great idea

The Contenders

11 Minigun

Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you

12 Plastic Spoon

I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!

It's great for backstabbing zombies!

What the, of course give me some cause I need to eat more vegie

YEAH! I SHALL DIG THE EYES OUT OF THE FREAK MAGGOTS WITH MY PLASTIC SPOON OF FURRY! Naw I'm kidding, this thing would suck.

13 Lightsaber

May the force be with you zombie hunters

It glows so it would be to easy to see

SLICE THERE HEADS OFF

14 Shotgun

Attach a shotgun silencer on there you go

Don't feel like I have to explain this one. Pretty obvious.

to loud

SHOOT THERE HEADS OFF

15 Crossbow

I think a cross bow can work very well. They can shoot a zombie in the head quickly and the arrows are reuseable.

Cross bows the best I mean look at daryle from the walking dead

16 Lawnmover

It works in PvZ, so it could work in real life.

YOU WILL JUST BE MOWING THE ZOMBIES DOWN LIKE A JERK
JERK

17 M60

You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

Yup

blow em up

awesome

18 Baseball Bat

When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!

DIE ZOMBIES DIE

It would take to long a.
A katan has all the essential things
Speed
Power
Silence
Range
THE KATANA IS THE BEST!

19 Meat Grinder

YOU WILL BE GRINDING THE ZOMBIES TO DEATH

20 Traps

These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

cool

21 Flamethrower

Yay! Ignore what yo parents tell you, fire is GOOD

Kills them off completely...

At least it's from far away...

Reasons why this is the best1. it's a flamethrower2. it looks badass3. I'm not an arsonist but seeing things burn is awesome

22 Axe

Easy way to chop a head off!

It would be my personal choice well I am 25% insane laugh out loud jk

23 Drum Sticks

If you take the plastic thingy off the ends and sharpen a little you could use them as throwing projectiles which is totally beastlie!

24 Drop a Piano On Them

The piano would just be a 1 time usage... Yah I killed 10 zombies but there are still 100 left yah I'm in a hole

Have you seen the part in ZombieLand when a zombie dies from this.

25 Thundergun

If it ever exist it will be so awesome!

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