Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie


The Top Ten

1 Vehicle

They won't know what hit them

Sound makes them come at you more so you are more likely to die

Watching them go flying is the best part

A tank could squash countless zombies!

2 Gun

The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too. - Hunter

Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?

Best choice for me, but id get in a lifted 4x4 truck with a sharp plow at the end and mow them down - RustyNail

The only way to kill a zombie. -

3 Chainsaw

Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.

Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse

Chainsaws are awesome, and so is chopping zombies heads off with them. But the problem is they aren't ranged weapons and are really heavy. Instead use a gun (pistol will do maybe) or a knife/machete and the job is done.

What wimp thinks 10 pounds is really heavy?!? It's about how heavy a backpack with stuff in it weighs!

4 Attack Them With Your Pokemon

It is worst to me, anyway.

Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!

Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner. - DapperPickle

I use pikachu zap them...

5 Extremely Loud Music

Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.

What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?

Hearing Justin beaver sing is the worst punishment

Pretty sure the song Baby really loudly turned up will kill zombies

6 Homemade Explosives

Make a trap for them with something loud and blow them to bits. The just keep reusing the same hole and eventually they can't get out anymore. Down side is if the hole is deep enough it can contaminate your well water... So keep making holes in a circular motion and you have a moat of death with one way in.

Just get some gunpowder an pour it into an empty coke can

You would rather try this one it is brilliant!

That is a really good one

7 A Computer

Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!

Get on the army website and nuke em!

Now who's boss, zombies? - SuperBacca


8 Weapons

Chop their heads, use guns if surrounded, and blow them up if out of rounds. By the way, are zombies edible?


Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas. - usmc650736

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!

9 Pets

Please don't do that the animal zombies are a lot creepier than regular ones

Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!

This top 10 isn't worth reading

Save the pets and sacrifice your self

10 Katana

Can't argue with effectiveness but it would be bad in a swarm. The length would work against you.

In my opinion, a katana is the best weapon to use. They are easy to take care of and handle, don't make any noise (well, apart from the sound of the blade slicing through the brains of a zombie), and has the advantage of length so you aren't up close to a zombie

great idea

It has all the essential things:

The Contenders

11 Minigun

Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you - Hunter17p

12 Plastic Spoon

We can eat they're brains

I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!

It's great for backstabbing zombies! - MusicalPony

What the, of course give me some cause I need to eat more vegie

13 Lightsaber

May the force be with you zombie hunters

It glows so it would be to easy to see


14 Shotgun

Attach a shotgun silencer on there you go

Don't feel like I have to explain this one. Pretty obvious.

to loud


15 Crossbow

Cross bows the best I mean look at daryle from the walking dead

I think a cross bow can work very well. They can shoot a zombie in the head quickly and the arrows are reuseable.

16 Lawnmover

It works in PvZ, so it could work in real life.


17 M60

Yup - TerryThebestsoccerplayer

blow em up

You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn


18 Baseball Bat

When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun - Sabbath

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!


It would take to long a.
A katan has all the essential things

19 Meat Grinder


20 Traps

These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!


21 Flamethrower

Yay! Ignore what yo parents tell you, fire is GOOD

Kills them off completely... - ethanmeinster

At least it's from far away...

Reasons why this is the best1. it's a flamethrower2. it looks badass3. I'm not an arsonist but seeing things burn is awesome - ChickenKing

22 Axe

Easy way to chop a head off!

It would be my personal choice well I am 25% insane laugh out loud jk - Peebz2010

23 Drum Sticks

If you take the plastic thingy off the ends and sharpen a little you could use them as throwing projectiles which is totally beastlie! - fireinside96

24 Drop a Piano On Them

The piano would just be a 1 time usage... Yah I killed 10 zombies but there are still 100 left yah I'm in a hole - Peebz2010

Have you seen the part in ZombieLand when a zombie dies from this.

25 Thundergun

If it ever exist it will be so awesome!

26 Fireworks

Tie the zombie to it on new years and shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR! "

27 Combine Harvester
28 Tornado

I like to see a zombie die

29 Banjo
30 Falcon Punch
31 With a Wii Remote

One of the most realistic things on the list lol. - ONHOLIDAY

Play them to death!

Come on my Mii!

32 Chopsticks

Hayiaaa!... Just kidding I ain't crazy... I think...

33 720 No Scope

Get no scoped kid

34 Cat Farts

No save the cat

Feed garlic to your cat, throw at zombie

35 Flaming Chainsaw

I want this to be on the top 10!

36 Beehive

Sting those zombies to death

If they touch the beehive,the bees will kill them

37 Lye
38 Giant Hammer
39 With Your Bare Hands

Bars hands is best. Get down and dirty. - DunnaNunnaBatman

40 Icicle
41 A Big Girl

Good daughter squish them with your butt! Laugh out loud - Peebz2010


42 Lighter
43 Sticky Bombs
44 Crowbar

Shove the end into their neck and twist upwards


45 Woodchipper
46 Lead Pipe
47 Molotov cocktails

When you throw it they will catch on fire.

48 Nail Gun
49 Claymore Anti Personnel Mines
50 Hunting Slingshot
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