Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie

The Top Ten
1 Vehicle

Sound makes them come at you more so you are more likely to die

Three hours of running back and fourth over one with a suberu, is it dead yet?

Watching them go flying is the best part

A tank could squash countless zombies!

2 Gun

The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too.

Best choice for me, but id get in a lifted 4x4 truck with a sharp plow at the end and mow them down

It is useful if you have tons of bullets.

A shovel would be better.

Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?

3 Chainsaw

Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.

Chainsaws are awesome, and so is chopping zombies heads off with them. But the problem is they aren't ranged weapons and are really heavy. Instead use a gun (pistol will do maybe) or a knife/machete and the job is done.

What wimp thinks 10 pounds is really heavy?!? It's about how heavy a backpack with stuff in it weighs!

Come on, this is the best way to kill a zombie, move it back to #1

4 Attack Them With Your Pokemon

Specially with dem crazy mega evolutions nowadays.
My brain is still stuck in HGSS.
And now I feel old.

Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!

Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner.

Pikachu use AK47 attack! (Smosh Pokemon in real life)

5 Extremely Loud Music

Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.

Pretty sure the song Baby really loudly turned up will kill zombies

What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?

Hearing Justin beaver sing is the worst punishment

6 Homemade Explosives

Make a trap for them with something loud and blow them to bits. The just keep reusing the same hole and eventually they can't get out anymore. Down side is if the hole is deep enough it can contaminate your well water... So keep making holes in a circular motion and you have a moat of death with one way in.

Just get some gunpowder an pour it into an empty coke can

You would rather try this one it is brilliant!

That is a really good one

7 A Computer

Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!

Get on the army website and nuke em!

Oh yeah, I know I"ll bang the keyboard on their head... By the way my name is jonel

Now who's boss, zombies?

8 Weapons

Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas.

Chop their heads, use guns if surrounded, and blow them up if out of rounds. By the way, are zombies edible?

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!

Sword no worry over noise (YER that's RIGHT CHAINSAW AND GUNERS! )
And you can chop there heads and/or limbs off

9 Pets

Please don't do that the animal zombies are a lot creepier than regular ones

Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!

Save the pets and sacrifice your self

This top 10 isn't worth reading

10 Katana

A shovel would be better.
Cos' then you could break it's bones.

Katanas are mainly used for bleeding the other opponent.

Zombies don't have blood.

so katanas might not be effective.

In my opinion, a katana is the best weapon to use. They are easy to take care of and handle, don't make any noise (well, apart from the sound of the blade slicing through the brains of a zombie), and has the advantage of length so you aren't up close to a zombie

Can't argue with effectiveness but it would be bad in a swarm. The length would work against you.

It has all the essential things:

The Contenders
11 Minigun

Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you

12 Plastic Spoon

Hahaa this is the best one but I still ought to say yard clippers do the best damage! Plus it makes zombie killing fun!

That would be the best way but nothing would be better than yard clippers!

What the, of course give me some cause I need to eat more vegie

It's great for backstabbing zombies!

13 Lightsaber

May the force be with you zombie hunters

It glows so it would be to easy to see

14 Shotgun

Don't feel like I have to explain this one. Pretty obvious.

Attach a shotgun silencer on there you go

15 Crossbow

I think a cross bow can work very well. They can shoot a zombie in the head quickly and the arrows are reuseable.

Cross bows the best I mean look at daryle from the walking dead

16 Lawnmover
17 M60

You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

18 Baseball Bat

When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!

It would take to long a.
A katan has all the essential things

19 Meat Grinder
20 Traps

These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

21 Flamethrower

Yay! Ignore what yo parents tell you, fire is GOOD

Kills them off completely...

At least it's from far away...

Reasons why this is the best1. it's a flamethrower2. it looks badass3. I'm not an arsonist but seeing things burn is awesome

22 Axe

It would be my personal choice well I am 25% insane laugh out loud jk

Easy way to chop a head off!

23 Drum Sticks

If you take the plastic thingy off the ends and sharpen a little you could use them as throwing projectiles which is totally beastlie!

24 Drop a Piano On Them

The piano would just be a 1 time usage... Yah I killed 10 zombies but there are still 100 left yah I'm in a hole

Have you seen the part in ZombieLand when a zombie dies from this.

25 Thundergun

If it ever exist it will be so awesome!

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