Top 10 Ways to Piss Off People In New York

The Top Ten
1 Upstream a Taxi

Anything can piss off a yankee

2 Not Walk On the Escalator
3 Take Up Two Seats On the Subway
4 Feed Pigeons
5 Talk About How New York Is Overrated

I love saying this deliberately loudly in front of American tourists! In London! The looks I get from them... Priceless!

6 Petition People
7 Not Know How to Slide Your Metrocard
8 Not Hold the Elevator for People
9 Announce Yourself On the Subway
10 Stand In the Bike Lane
The Contenders
11 Make Fun of a New York Sports Team
12 Loiter
13 Wear Cowboy or Hillbilly Gear
14 Cut In Line
15 Steal Someone's Newspaper
16 Stand In the Middle of the Road
17 Wear Red Sox Gear In Yankee Territory
18 Smoke In Non-Smoking Areas
19 Use Flash Photography In a Museum
20 Make Noise In a Library
21 Hitchhike
22 Doing Anything In Times Square
23 Snoring
24 Play Guitar
25 Twerk
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