Top Ten Ways to Tell If a Female Coworker Is Obsessed With You

The Top Ten

1 She calls you "her God"

2 She comes to work in slutty clothing and asks you how you like it

3 She makes sexual comments about you in front of the boss

4 She tells everybody that you are dating on your day off

5 She stares at your ass when you walk by

6 She keeps looking at you and smiling while you're working

7 She blushes when someone makes a remark about the obsession

8 She sits right in front of you at break and lunch

9 You're completely clueless but your other coworkers are fully aware

10 She talks about you nonstop on your days off

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