Weirdest Things to Do When Sitting On the Floor
The Top Ten
1 Act like an old person and act all feeble
Today in class, my teacher was standing on top of the desk to hang something on the ceiling, then someone said " don't fall! " And then she said do you think that I'm old and feeble.
2 Start singing Weird Al parodies out loud
3 Start horribly break dancing
I can dance, but not break dance.
4 Shoot arrows at a foot on a TV
5 Cover yourself up with peanut butter and jelly just because you want to do something you've never done before
Too bad I have lost count of the number of times I have done this.
6 Make up jokes and say them to yourself and laugh at them just for the fun of it
7 Dip your head in a bucket of paint
It has to be turquoise paint with rooster stickers in it though...
8 Draw the Big Dipper on your forehead
Just like Gravity Falls!
9 Jump in a 7 foot cup of coffee
Just be careful that the coffee is cold.
10 Prank call a person who speaks a different language and just say random words that you know are not English
*Starts rambling in Chinese*
The Contenders
11 Masturbate
12 Smash albums
13 Crawl around acting like a cow
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