Weirdest Things to Do When Sitting On the Floor

The Top Ten

1 Act like an old person and act all feeble

Today in class, my teacher was standing on top of the desk to hang something on the ceiling, then someone said " don't fall! " And then she said do you think that I'm old and feeble. - funnyuser

2 Start singing Weird Al parodies out loud
3 Start horribly break dancing

I can dance, but not break dance. - funnyuser

4 Shoot arrows at a foot on a TV
5 Make up jokes and say them to yourself and laugh at them just for the fun of it

I’m not even joking when I say that my younger sister has admitted to doing this😂

6 Cover yourself up with peanut butter and jelly just because you want to do something you've never done before

Too bad I have lost count of the number of times I have done this. - PositronWildhawk

It's fine, just make sure you take a picture of yourself and send it to me, somehow. - funnyuser

7 Dip your head in a bucket of paint

It has to be turquoise paint with rooster stickers in it though...

8 Draw the Big Dipper on your forehead

Just like Gravity Falls! - funnyuser

9 Jump in a 7 foot cup of coffee

Just be careful that the coffee is cold. - funnyuser

10 Prank call a person who speaks a different language and just say random words that you know are not English

*Starts rambling in Chinese* - Firemist

The Contenders

11 Masturbate
12 Smash albums
13 Crawl around acting like a cow

Mooo ima cow! Eating the grass and then chewing my could. Nom nom nom
Ima good cow aren't I?

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