Weirdest Things to Do When Sitting On the Floor


The Top Ten

1 Act like an old person and act all feeble

Today in class, my teacher was standing on top of the desk to hang something on the ceiling, then someone said " don't fall! " And then she said do you think that I'm old and feeble. - funnyuser

2 Start singing Weird Al parodies out loud
3 Start horribly break dancing

I can dance, but not break dance. - funnyuser

4 Shoot arrows at a foot on a TV
5 Make up jokes and say them to yourself and laugh at them just for the fun of it

I’m not even joking when I say that my younger sister has admitted to doing this😂

6 Cover yourself up with peanut butter and jelly just because you want to do something you've never done before

Too bad I have lost count of the number of times I have done this. - PositronWildhawk

It's fine, just make sure you take a picture of yourself and send it to me, somehow. - funnyuser

7 Dip your head in a bucket of paint

It has to be turquoise paint with rooster stickers in it though... - EliHbk

8 Draw the Big Dipper on your forehead

Just like Gravity Falls! - funnyuser

9 Jump in a 7 foot cup of coffee

Just be careful that the coffee is cold. - funnyuser

10 Prank call a person who speaks a different language and just say random words that you know are not English

*Starts rambling in Chinese* - Firemist

The Contenders

11 Masturbate
12 Smash albums
13 Crawl around acting like a cow

Mooo ima cow! Eating the grass and then chewing my could. Nom nom nom
Ima good cow aren't I?

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List StatsCreated 6 Feb 2015
Updated 25 Feb 2019

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1. Act like an old person and act all feeble
2. Start horribly break dancing
3. Start singing Weird Al parodies out loud
1. Act like an old person and act all feeble
2. Start singing Weird Al parodies out loud
3. Start horribly break dancing


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