Worst Fictional Characters to Be Married To


The Top Ten

1 Azula (Avatar: the Last Airbender) Azula (Avatar: the Last Airbender) Princess Azula is a fictional character and antagonist of Nickelodeon's animated television series Avatar: The Last Airbender.
2 Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter)
3 Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends) Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends) Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.
4 Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving ...read more.
5 Mr. Ratburn (Arthur)

That would be… scary. - Miauzer

6 Kronos (Greek Myths and Percy Jackson)

He'll eat the kids!

7 Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars) Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars) Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series ...read more.
8 Dora (Dora the Explorer) Dora (Dora the Explorer) Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer". Her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend, Boots.

I hate her!

9 Thomas (Thomas the Tank Engine)

If shipping him with a pony like Twilight Sparkle is bad enough, having Thomas being shipped or married to a real person is much worse, especially if the person is autistic. Do not want.

Had trouble choosing between Thomas and Voldemort so I rolled a dice. :3 - Miauzer

10 Patrick (SpongeBob)

The Contenders

11 Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu is allegedly the most powerful anime character of all time. He was created by Christine Weston Chandler, mostly well-known as Chris-Chan in the Sonic the Hedgehog community. It's a combination of Sonic and Pikachu, which makes him unstoppable.

I hate this sucker. I hate this sucker. It's is a poorly made copy of both Sonic and Pikachu and is an insult to everyone who has autism (Autistics are very much mistaken as people who like Sonichu when they don't) Never pair anyone who's autistic with Chris-Chan or Sonichu, or else you're toast.

12 Akane Tendo (Ranma 1/2) Akane Tendo (Ranma 1/2)

We've seen her engaged. She won't change any even if she marries.

With her you are set for a life of verbal and physical abuse. Worse she's the creator's pet so you'll never get away from her. - Dollmaker

13 Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones) Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones) Joffrey Baratheon is a fictional character in the A Song of Ice and Fire series of fantasy novels by American author George R. R. Martin, and its television adaptation Game of Thrones.

I hate this character but admit is one of those villains whose really can't compare. - NelMemazo

Aw, I would’ve voted for him. He’s awful. - Miauzer

14 Cera (Land Before Time)
15 Jiminy Cricket Jiminy Cricket Jiminy Cricket is the Walt Disney version of the Talking Cricket, a fictional character created by Italian writer Carlo Collodi for his children's book The Adventures of Pinocchio, which Disney adapted into the animated film Pinocchio in 1940. Originally an unnamed, minor character in Collodi's novel, ...read more.

Most of his fangirls end up turning into whiny, suicidal, drama queens (Just look what happened to ILuvSonicShadow on deviantart) once they grow out of their obsession with him. The thought of marrying him makes me sick, and should never happen to a real person.

Jiminycricketfan007 and ILuvSonicShadow are one of the reasons why I don't like Jiminy Cricket. Their obsession with him has gone as far to the point that it is unhealthy to obsess with such a character.

16 Levi Ackerman (Attack On Titan) Levi Ackerman (Attack On Titan) Levi Ackerman is a fictional character in the manga and anime series Attack on Titan, also known as Shingeki no Kyojin in Japanese, created by Hajime Isayama. He accompanies the main protagonists in the second half of season 1. His most notable feature is being "Humanity's strongest".

He can KILL you.

17 Mike the Knight
18 Haruhi Suzumiya (Haruhi Suzumiya) Haruhi Suzumiya (Haruhi Suzumiya) Haruhi Suzumiya is the title character and female protagonist of the Haruhi Suzumiya series created by Nagaru Tanigawa.
19 Genma Saotome (Ranma 1/2) Genma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)
20 Anna (Frozen) Anna (Frozen) Princess Anna of Arendelle is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film Frozen.
21 Lizzie Devine (Codename: Kids Next Door) Lizzie Devine (Codename: Kids Next Door)
22 Louise (The Familiar of Zero)
23 The Duke of Weselton (Frozen)
24 Princess Morbucks (Powerpuff Girls) Princess Morbucks (Powerpuff Girls)
25 Asuka Langley Soryu Asuka Langley Soryu
26 Princess Ruto (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
27 Princess Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
28 Shampoo (Ranma 1/2)
29 Numbuh 363/Harvey Mckenzie (Codename Kids Next Door)
30 Numbuh 86 Fanny Fulbright (Codename Kids Next Door)
31 Angelica Pickles (Rugrats) Angelica Pickles (Rugrats) Angelica Pickles is a cartoon character who appears in the Nickelodeon shows Rugrats, All Grown Up!, and Rugrats Pre-School Daze, and is among one of the series' original characters.

She’s only, like, 5. - Miauzer

32 Darla Dimple (Cats Don't Dance) Darla Dimple (Cats Don't Dance)
33 Mertle Edmonds (Lilo and Stitch)
34 Prince Achmed (Aladdin)
35 Prince Wazoo (Aladdin)
36 Chi Fu (Mulan)
37 Matchmaker (Mulan)
38 Toph Bei Fong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Toph Bei Fong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Toph Beifong is a fictional character in Nickelodeon's animated television series Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra, voiced by Jessie Flower in the original series and Kate Higgins and Philece Sampler in the sequel series.
39 Rhonda Wellington Lloyd (Hey Arnold) Rhonda Wellington Lloyd (Hey Arnold) Rhonda Wellington Lloyd is a fictional character from the 90s Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold. She's generally known for being rich and stuck up. Along with that she cares very deeply about fashion. Her best friend is Nadine. She generally hates people that are "geeks" and refuses to be around them or ...read more.
40 Vivian Wong (Yu Gi Oh)

Is she from the original one (Duel Monsters)? - Miauzer

41 Mandy (Totally Spies!)
42 Mindy (Totally Spies!)
43 Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) The Queen of Hearts is a character from the book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by the writer and mathematician Lewis Carroll.
44 Big Bob Pataki (Hey Arnold)
45 Mr. Ishtar - Yu Gi Oh

… Cringe - Miauzer

46 Gendo Ikari Gendo Ikari Gendo Ikari is a fictional character in the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise. He is the commander of NERV.
47 Gozaburo Kaiba - Yu Gi Oh
48 Mayu's Stepfather - Elfen Lied
49 Bellatrix Lestrange Bellatrix Lestrange A psychotic death eater who escaped from Azkaban, and is fiercely loyal to Voldemort. Murderer of many people such as Sirius Black, and also a sadist who drove the Longbottoms mad.
50 Melinda Murray (Victorious: Beck's Big Break)
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List StatsCreated 14 Nov 2015
Updated 20 Oct 2017

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Top Remixes

1. Azula (Avatar: the Last Airbender)
2. Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter)
3. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
1. Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends)
2. Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars)
3. Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter)


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