Worst First Names for a Boy

The Top Ten Worst First Names for a Boy

1 Gaylord

Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.

I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed

Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name

Why do people hate homosexuality so much? I'm gay but I devoted my life to God.

2 Dick

Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too. - aeromaxx777

HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick - noontime123

Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny. - fireinside96

It's kinda a funny name but if there is a president named Dick I then I would stop thinking dirty thoughts. But for now, laugh out loud. SORRY to anyone who gets offended. This thing wont let me get off.

3 Satan

Satan... Ookayy...

Who named their kid satan anyway?

I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.

What?! Who in their right mind would name their child satan?! what?!

Because satan is bad

4 Abcde

-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...

I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels

Someone must have made this name up as a joke and then people didn't get it and made it official... - SadheartofHamiltonClan

My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.

5 Cannon

Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though. - Guido

This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon. - Slashhead

This is my name, childhood was miserable. But, I can ALWAYS get my name on any social network, or email, or website. I've always felt bad for people named John, it's like you say the name and 9 other people pop up. So lame.

I feel the same way about the name Alyssa as you do about the name John. My name is Alyssa, and from my experience at graduation Alyssa was by far the most common name. I wish I was named something less common. - anonygirl

I love the name. My brother is Cannon and he was named after a really great man. He was teased a lot in school, but who isn't... Kids can turn any name into an insult.

6 Adolf

This name should be number 2, right after Satan.

After the 2nd world war, no kid on earth ever got called Adolph anymore. If someone call his child like that, he shall not be surprised if people look at his son like he's the devil.

The name gotten ruined because of that infamous dictator who killed millions of Jews. - JoeBoi

There's a guy on my bus nicknamed Hitler because he made constant Jew jokes. Just thought I'd share.

7 Ib

This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!

That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names

Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper names

Sounds like a sound a drowning kid would make

8 Angus

The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.

Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you

The only Angus I know is from that Disney Channel show Ant Farm and he was a chubby, lazy computer geek who liked to eat. He couldn't even do one sit-up! Plus, this name also sounds like a huge burger you'd get from a fast food restaurant

The only positive outlook on this is Angus Young

9 Elmo

Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.

I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...

That poor kids life will be worth living and whenever kids see him the will sing the Elmo's world theme song, plus parents these days name kids the weirdest names because I go to church with a girl named Nut and I went to summer camp 2 years ago with a girl named sunshine and I know a boy named Maverick that I went to a different summer camp with and at that same camp there was girl named Propose there too.

I think the parents should take LEGAL drugs. And not get drunk while choosing baby names

10 Osama

Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!

It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"

Thisis the worst name anybody could ever name a kid

The parents are just calling the bullies with a megaphone, "Here is Osama Bin Laden folks, step right up! "

The Contenders

11 Ian

I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.

Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!

If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended

This is the most common name on this list by far. Ian Fleming created James Bond, and Ian Anderson lead Jethro Tull.

Worst. Name. Ever, anybody with this name probably doesn’t have a middle name, think about it

12 Wolfgang

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer

Sounds like a gangs of wolves and a baby of a person should be not named by this, your child will kill you - ronluna

When I was in school we were learning about him and that's exactly what I was thought

Sounds like a bad kids'cartoon

Oh, there was a composer named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He was one of the greatest musicians in history. - JoeBoi

13 Seaman

"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "

Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?

I would hate to be named Seaman.

We have Superman, Batman, and what's next? Seaman? All I can picture is a male superhero who is a mermaid underwater that saves people from dangers such as hurricanes and other water storms. That would be a pretty cool super hero to be honest.

14 Ashley

I love Ashley for a boy! Like Ashley Williams from the evil dead, he's a total badass and I'd totally name my future son after him

This is a girls name! HELO? Maybe that's Ash Ketchum's real name... - Pikachulover1

No I don't really think Ashley is a bad name for a boy. People think it's a girl's only name because mostly girls are called Ashley but I have a best friend called Ashley and he happens to be a boy. In the end the name Ashley is like Paris, we get Paris Hilton and we get Prince Paris from Paris and Helen

This is traditionally a boy's name. It was a boy's name for decades and only since the 1970s has it been a popularized as a girl's name.

15 Shrek

You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy

My brother is named Billy and he bullied me in middle school then he was bullied in high school. - DrBobLemon

Now paint the kid green! Laugh out loud for a Halloween costume

If people actually name their children this. Then Dreamworks Universal should go bankrupt for buying the rights for this series.

Yes there are people named Shrek. In my Grade 6 Camp, the manager was Shrek. And I thought he was Shrek the Ogre in disguise or something.

That names pretty ridiculous.

16 6IX9INE Daniel Hernandez, known by his stage name 6ix9ine, also known as Tekashi69 or simply Tekashi, is an American rapper.

This isn't a name, take it off the list!

6ix9ine is actually his nickname. His real name is David Hernandez. - JoeBoi

Trash name and person

great

17 Camel

I'm going to name my kid this. And if I have another kid I am going to name them Cow.

While your at it name his twin donkey or horse

Camel more like mamel

ha ha

18 Joe

But my name is Joseph

This is not really a real name. It's a nickname for Joseph. - EdRed

I think Joe is a great name! It is my brother's name

Joe is worst name

19 Pinocchio

If I was a little boy I'd barf if my name was Pinocchio. Would my Daddy have to be named Gepetto, too? Then there's the problem with crickets... I'm allergic to them even if they might be named "Jiminy" and can sing better than Rebecca Black. What a doosey.

At least you'd know when he lies to you.

Being named after a fictional character... Sad - Minecraftcrazy530

Do people love the movie that much? If my son was named pinocchio he would be made of wood and say I'm a real boy

20 Chip

It smells like potato

My mom had a boyfriend named Chip. Whenever I hear her talk about him I always ask how Mrs. Potts is doing.

Chip the chipmunk! Where's Dale?

If anyone names a kid this perhaps a twin brother dale?

21 Poop

Poop, I mean, what is this, the first century? What kind of knucklehead would name their kid Poop? I guess when I write I will just start capitalizing it. Even though I never write Poop. But still who the barnacle would name their kid after somthing that emerges from your butt?!?! The parents might as well name their other kids pee, barf, and toilet. Now this is one jacked family...

That kid's parents are jerks.

Holy poop who names there kid this

I laughed way too hard at this

22 Nick

Yeah, experienced a horrid trauma from a nik...not a fan of the name anymore

Nick isn't such a bad name it's just so common that soon every boy will be named Nick and then when the teacher calls on Nick every boy will answer.

That's my cousins name!

It's so common, there are three or four Nicks in my classes, and the people in my classes are only a fourth of my grade.

23 Buster

When I first saw this I saw Bluestar X>
all you Warrior cat fans lol - SadheartofHamiltonClan

Buster poesy - VeganTurtle

This is my dog's name

BUSTER NUT

24 Hitler

Just imagine the history lessons

Even I hate that name and I'm German

Seriously, parents are really deranged if they name their child this.

Honestly it's like the parents want the poor kid's @$$ to get kicked!

25 Dakota

Only Girls Are Named Dakota For Crying Out Loud! I Mean come on!

My name is Dakota and I think that it's pretty cool. I'm a girl though so I can't say that I've been bullied for being called Dakota. I just don't like the nickname Kota, unless we're talking about Brother Bear!

No I like that name for a guy okay and of you don't that's fine but that ne is grate

Well you are wrong it's a great name your info is so wrong id care if it's a state I like something must be wrong with you

26 Bart

Shiver me timbers matey!

Imagine if you were called this name and your last name was Simpson. - FinnsWorld

It sounded like somebody put fart Andy barf together.

This is the name of Impulse off of Young Justice and Bart is awesome!

27 Baby

Come on...

28 Moose

And maybe he'll have a pet bird named Zee. - FasterThanSonic

Sometimes people name their cat moose and it just confuses me. That's a cat, not a moose!

Don't ever name your kids endangered animals. Its just wrong.

Huh. So people who hate this guy will call him a deranged aNimal, but the girl in his cooking class who's in love with him will try to lick him and call him sweet as chocolate mousse. This is a bad name all around! (no offense to any mooses or people named moose! )

29 Zane

Just because that guy from 1D has this name doesn't mean it's an automatic bad name!

Best name ever, a-hole.

My father almost named me this! - gunsnroses

Zane is a name from a famous western author. Its not so bad to name a child this if you like country music.

30 Nathaniel

I know someone who has this name and they are a crybaby football player

It my youngest brother's name

Nathan is a good name, but NATHANIEL is a HORRIBLE name! Why would anyone screw up a good name and turn it into a piece of crap!?

Love this good solid name and it is my brother's name!

31 Barney

What kind of parent would name their kid after a dinosaur? - DumbFriesNub

At least you're named after a funny character from The Simpsons

Exterminate - Juanald

Why is this a thing? DO NOT NAME YOUR KID AFTER A DINOSAUR!

32 John

I really like this name. It's underused and it can be made into cool nicknames like Jack or Johnny. What kind of idiot put this here, it's a really dumb creature. - EdRed

John is a great name! Who the heck wrote this list?

I love that name some one in my school is could that and he is very cute I mean very cute

John is not underused. I know thirteen people named John. - BabyBackBaby

33 Tom

Tom? And what would you name your other boy? Jerry? - Epicsauce45

This dude in my class named tom. aka the most annoying person every created

Tom is a name for a guy with a massive head and small feet

Tom is so boring. Just like jack. Snore!

34 George

Curious George

George is a perfectly good name

George Russell

Not a bad name. It’s the name of a Condomania mascot, who’s girlfriend is called Emily - Muffet13

35 Wilburforce

Because will was just too mainstream

I have no words

May the wilburforce be with you

This is actually my favorite name ever.

36 Jeremy

Jeremy is a fine name

Nothing wrong with this name

Ugly ass name

My sons name is jeremy n if you don't like it your name be seamus...

37 Adalfried

I love names that are hard to pronounce

GREAT NAME

38 Facebook

Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.

Why, just why? The parents must be obsessed with social media, too much that they even named their kid Facebook. What's his sibling's names? Twitter? Instagram? Tumblr?

Might as well name his siblings Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, Snapchat, and Tik Tok.

Laugh out loud! Why would you name a kid after a website?! - Powerfulgirl10

39 Milhous

This is the most funny sounding name, and yes it's real. Ever wondered what the "M" stands for in "Richard M. Nixon"

"Everything is looking up Milhous! "

This sounds like Milkhouse

Milhouse van Hauten (It's he dutch? ) - RobloxBFDIPoke223

40 Hayley

Who in the world putted this here! This is a girl's name no boy name! What stupid idiots are out there I saw a girl's name on this list more than once. Hayley is a pretty girl's name whoever putted a girl's name on this list is gettin TORTURED! I MEAN IT!

I actually heard of Hayley being a guys name... In the third grade a girl name Hayley said that if she was a boy her name would still be Hayley but yah it still appears to be weird to me

Um, why are girl names on this list? This is a list of worst boy names, not worst girl names. So this and other girl names should be off the list.

It's a girl name that's why it's a bad name for a boy

41 Dat

I only give you permission to name your kid "that" as long as his last name is ass

Number 1 best name

Well, if its name was that, the best surname would be Donkey, a variation or it in some different language. I think it's funnier.

I wish my name was Dat Boi Collin...now I know what to name my son. - DrBobLemon

42 Eli

What's wrong with Eli. I have a friend named that. I think it's a good name

There's nothing wrong with the name Eli. It's a great name and it totally doesn't even go in the same category as the other names on this list.

"I know an Eli and sometimes he can be nice, but usually he is a rude little brat that is self-important. NEVER NAME YOUR KID ELI because it will make him bratty."

I think that this name sould be taken off the list. I have a friend at school named Eli. He's cute maybe even hot and kids are friends with him. Whoever made this list did not do very good-my opinion

I know someone who named there son Eli Richard.

43 Zachary

Hey my boyfriends name is Zachary and he HAS an ass

I am a Zachary and I am quite nice.

That has to be the name of an ass

What? My friends name is Zac and he is so nice

44 Felix

What is wrong with this name? It's quite cool actually.

This is an unique and beautiful name many great celebrities have that name including my favourite YouTuber :).

What kind of low life would unlike this name since so many amazing (and fabulous) people wear it?!

Fix it Felix! Reminds me of wreck it Ralph. And plumbers.

45 Robert

I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass

That's my dad's name I like rob better

What kind of CREATURE put this here!? It needs to die! - EdRed

I love that name my uncle is named that

46 Marluxia

KInda sounds like a disease

Job Interview
"Hi I am Marluxia Johnson and -"
"Wait,you are named Marluxia? "
"Yes."
"I will make a typo on your name tag to Max."
"Everyone makes a typo with my name..."
"Your not getting the job." - DrBobLemon

Remind me of my sister: sounds disgusting

47 Owen

That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.

I'm an Owen, a guy who likes to draw, makes all A's, and is on his way to be an animator! EdRed, you're right. I'm a nice Owen!

My brothers name was gonna be changed to this lol but parents weren't aloud

I guess those parents watched to much total drama

48 Billy

Billy's not a bad nickname, but it's not really a very good real name for adulthood. Its not very formal. Maybe you should name them William (an underrated, cool name) and call them Billy for short. If you don't like William, you could also name them Bill and call them Billy. - EdRed

Oh damn you. That's my effing name. Why not something dumb like that weird gibberish name or Anal? I like my name!

Stop making fun of peoples names. It is very offensive

That is my dad's name, please stop putting random names

49 Gaylon

Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this

Whoever has this name must be fabulous

My friends names is Daelon. Better.

I know at least one older Gaylon. It's not made up. And it isn't appropriate for boys nowadays. I saw someone name their son Gaylon on T.V. (modern) and I made a face.

50 Adolfo

What a gay name

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