Worst First Names for a Boy
The Top Ten Worst First Names for a Boy
Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.
I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed
Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name
Why do people hate homosexuality so much? I'm gay but I devoted my life to God.
Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too. - aeromaxx777
HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick - noontime123
Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny. - fireinside96
It's kinda a funny name but if there is a president named Dick I then I would stop thinking dirty thoughts. But for now, laugh out loud. SORRY to anyone who gets offended. This thing wont let me get off.
Who named their kid satan anyway?
I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.
What?! Who in their right mind would name their child satan?! what?!
Because satan is bad
-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...
I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels
Someone must have made this name up as a joke and then people didn't get it and made it official... - SadheartofHamiltonClan
My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.
Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though. - Guido
This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon. - Slashhead
This is my name, childhood was miserable. But, I can ALWAYS get my name on any social network, or email, or website. I've always felt bad for people named John, it's like you say the name and 9 other people pop up. So lame.
I feel the same way about the name Alyssa as you do about the name John. My name is Alyssa, and from my experience at graduation Alyssa was by far the most common name. I wish I was named something less common. - anonygirl
I love the name. My brother is Cannon and he was named after a really great man. He was teased a lot in school, but who isn't... Kids can turn any name into an insult.
This name should be number 2, right after Satan.
After the 2nd world war, no kid on earth ever got called Adolph anymore. If someone call his child like that, he shall not be surprised if people look at his son like he's the devil.
The name gotten ruined because of that infamous dictator who killed millions of Jews. - JoeBoi
There's a guy on my bus nicknamed Hitler because he made constant Jew jokes. Just thought I'd share.
This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!
That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names
Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper names
Sounds like a sound a drowning kid would make
The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.
Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you
The only Angus I know is from that Disney Channel show Ant Farm and he was a chubby, lazy computer geek who liked to eat. He couldn't even do one sit-up! Plus, this name also sounds like a huge burger you'd get from a fast food restaurant
The only positive outlook on this is Angus Young
Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.
I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...
That poor kids life will be worth living and whenever kids see him the will sing the Elmo's world theme song, plus parents these days name kids the weirdest names because I go to church with a girl named Nut and I went to summer camp 2 years ago with a girl named sunshine and I know a boy named Maverick that I went to a different summer camp with and at that same camp there was girl named Propose there too.
I think the parents should take LEGAL drugs. And not get drunk while choosing baby names
Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!
It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"
Thisis the worst name anybody could ever name a kid
The parents are just calling the bullies with a megaphone, "Here is Osama Bin Laden folks, step right up! "
I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.
Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!
If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended
This is the most common name on this list by far. Ian Fleming created James Bond, and Ian Anderson lead Jethro Tull.
Worst. Name. Ever, anybody with this name probably doesn’t have a middle name, think about it
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer
Sounds like a gangs of wolves and a baby of a person should be not named by this, your child will kill you - ronluna
When I was in school we were learning about him and that's exactly what I was thought
Sounds like a bad kids'cartoon
Oh, there was a composer named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He was one of the greatest musicians in history. - JoeBoi
"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "
Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?
I would hate to be named Seaman.
We have Superman, Batman, and what's next? Seaman? All I can picture is a male superhero who is a mermaid underwater that saves people from dangers such as hurricanes and other water storms. That would be a pretty cool super hero to be honest.
I love Ashley for a boy! Like Ashley Williams from the evil dead, he's a total badass and I'd totally name my future son after him
This is a girls name! HELO? Maybe that's Ash Ketchum's real name... - Pikachulover1
No I don't really think Ashley is a bad name for a boy. People think it's a girl's only name because mostly girls are called Ashley but I have a best friend called Ashley and he happens to be a boy. In the end the name Ashley is like Paris, we get Paris Hilton and we get Prince Paris from Paris and Helen
This is traditionally a boy's name. It was a boy's name for decades and only since the 1970s has it been a popularized as a girl's name.
You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy
My brother is named Billy and he bullied me in middle school then he was bullied in high school. - DrBobLemon
Now paint the kid green! Laugh out loud for a Halloween costume
If people actually name their children this. Then Dreamworks Universal should go bankrupt for buying the rights for this series.
Yes there are people named Shrek. In my Grade 6 Camp, the manager was Shrek. And I thought he was Shrek the Ogre in disguise or something.
That names pretty ridiculous.
This isn't a name, take it off the list!
6ix9ine is actually his nickname. His real name is David Hernandez. - JoeBoi
Trash name and person
I'm going to name my kid this. And if I have another kid I am going to name them Cow.
While your at it name his twin donkey or horse
Camel more like mamel
But my name is Joseph
This is not really a real name. It's a nickname for Joseph. - EdRed
I think Joe is a great name! It is my brother's name
Joe is worst name
If I was a little boy I'd barf if my name was Pinocchio. Would my Daddy have to be named Gepetto, too? Then there's the problem with crickets... I'm allergic to them even if they might be named "Jiminy" and can sing better than Rebecca Black. What a doosey.
At least you'd know when he lies to you.
Being named after a fictional character... Sad - Minecraftcrazy530
Do people love the movie that much? If my son was named pinocchio he would be made of wood and say I'm a real boy
It smells like potato
My mom had a boyfriend named Chip. Whenever I hear her talk about him I always ask how Mrs. Potts is doing.
Chip the chipmunk! Where's Dale?
If anyone names a kid this perhaps a twin brother dale?
Poop, I mean, what is this, the first century? What kind of knucklehead would name their kid Poop? I guess when I write I will just start capitalizing it. Even though I never write Poop. But still who the barnacle would name their kid after somthing that emerges from your butt?!?! The parents might as well name their other kids pee, barf, and toilet. Now this is one jacked family...
That kid's parents are jerks.
Holy poop who names there kid this
I laughed way too hard at this
Yeah, experienced a horrid trauma from a nik...not a fan of the name anymore
Nick isn't such a bad name it's just so common that soon every boy will be named Nick and then when the teacher calls on Nick every boy will answer.
That's my cousins name!
It's so common, there are three or four Nicks in my classes, and the people in my classes are only a fourth of my grade.
When I first saw this I saw Bluestar X>
all you Warrior cat fans lol - SadheartofHamiltonClan
Buster poesy - VeganTurtle
This is my dog's name
Just imagine the history lessons
Even I hate that name and I'm German
Seriously, parents are really deranged if they name their child this.
Honestly it's like the parents want the poor kid's @$$ to get kicked!
Only Girls Are Named Dakota For Crying Out Loud! I Mean come on!
My name is Dakota and I think that it's pretty cool. I'm a girl though so I can't say that I've been bullied for being called Dakota. I just don't like the nickname Kota, unless we're talking about Brother Bear!
No I like that name for a guy okay and of you don't that's fine but that ne is grate
Well you are wrong it's a great name your info is so wrong id care if it's a state I like something must be wrong with you
Shiver me timbers matey!
Imagine if you were called this name and your last name was Simpson. - FinnsWorld
It sounded like somebody put fart Andy barf together.
This is the name of Impulse off of Young Justice and Bart is awesome!
And maybe he'll have a pet bird named Zee. - FasterThanSonic
Sometimes people name their cat moose and it just confuses me. That's a cat, not a moose!
Don't ever name your kids endangered animals. Its just wrong.
Huh. So people who hate this guy will call him a deranged aNimal, but the girl in his cooking class who's in love with him will try to lick him and call him sweet as chocolate mousse. This is a bad name all around! (no offense to any mooses or people named moose! )
Just because that guy from 1D has this name doesn't mean it's an automatic bad name!
Best name ever, a-hole.
My father almost named me this! - gunsnroses
Zane is a name from a famous western author. Its not so bad to name a child this if you like country music.
I know someone who has this name and they are a crybaby football player
It my youngest brother's name
Nathan is a good name, but NATHANIEL is a HORRIBLE name! Why would anyone screw up a good name and turn it into a piece of crap!?
Love this good solid name and it is my brother's name!
What kind of parent would name their kid after a dinosaur? - DumbFriesNub
At least you're named after a funny character from The Simpsons
Exterminate - Juanald
Why is this a thing? DO NOT NAME YOUR KID AFTER A DINOSAUR!
I really like this name. It's underused and it can be made into cool nicknames like Jack or Johnny. What kind of idiot put this here, it's a really dumb creature. - EdRed
John is a great name! Who the heck wrote this list?
I love that name some one in my school is could that and he is very cute I mean very cute
John is not underused. I know thirteen people named John. - BabyBackBaby
Tom? And what would you name your other boy? Jerry? - Epicsauce45
This dude in my class named tom. aka the most annoying person every created
Tom is a name for a guy with a massive head and small feet
Tom is so boring. Just like jack. Snore!
George is a perfectly good name
Not a bad name. It’s the name of a Condomania mascot, who’s girlfriend is called Emily - Muffet13
Because will was just too mainstream
I have no words
May the wilburforce be with you
This is actually my favorite name ever.
Jeremy is a fine name
Nothing wrong with this name
Ugly ass name
My sons name is jeremy n if you don't like it your name be seamus...
I love names that are hard to pronounce
Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.
Why, just why? The parents must be obsessed with social media, too much that they even named their kid Facebook. What's his sibling's names? Twitter? Instagram? Tumblr?
Might as well name his siblings Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, Snapchat, and Tik Tok.
Laugh out loud! Why would you name a kid after a website?! - Powerfulgirl10
This is the most funny sounding name, and yes it's real. Ever wondered what the "M" stands for in "Richard M. Nixon"
"Everything is looking up Milhous! "
This sounds like Milkhouse
Milhouse van Hauten (It's he dutch? ) - RobloxBFDIPoke223
Who in the world putted this here! This is a girl's name no boy name! What stupid idiots are out there I saw a girl's name on this list more than once. Hayley is a pretty girl's name whoever putted a girl's name on this list is gettin TORTURED! I MEAN IT!
I actually heard of Hayley being a guys name... In the third grade a girl name Hayley said that if she was a boy her name would still be Hayley but yah it still appears to be weird to me
Um, why are girl names on this list? This is a list of worst boy names, not worst girl names. So this and other girl names should be off the list.
It's a girl name that's why it's a bad name for a boy
I only give you permission to name your kid "that" as long as his last name is ass
Number 1 best name
Well, if its name was that, the best surname would be Donkey, a variation or it in some different language. I think it's funnier.
I wish my name was Dat Boi Collin...now I know what to name my son. - DrBobLemon
What's wrong with Eli. I have a friend named that. I think it's a good name
There's nothing wrong with the name Eli. It's a great name and it totally doesn't even go in the same category as the other names on this list.
"I know an Eli and sometimes he can be nice, but usually he is a rude little brat that is self-important. NEVER NAME YOUR KID ELI because it will make him bratty."
I think that this name sould be taken off the list. I have a friend at school named Eli. He's cute maybe even hot and kids are friends with him. Whoever made this list did not do very good-my opinion
I know someone who named there son Eli Richard.
Hey my boyfriends name is Zachary and he HAS an ass
I am a Zachary and I am quite nice.
That has to be the name of an ass
What? My friends name is Zac and he is so nice
What is wrong with this name? It's quite cool actually.
This is an unique and beautiful name many great celebrities have that name including my favourite YouTuber :).
What kind of low life would unlike this name since so many amazing (and fabulous) people wear it?!
Fix it Felix! Reminds me of wreck it Ralph. And plumbers.
I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass
That's my dad's name I like rob better
What kind of CREATURE put this here!? It needs to die! - EdRed
I love that name my uncle is named that
KInda sounds like a disease
"Hi I am Marluxia Johnson and -"
"Wait,you are named Marluxia? "
"I will make a typo on your name tag to Max."
"Everyone makes a typo with my name..."
"Your not getting the job." - DrBobLemon
Remind me of my sister: sounds disgusting
That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.
I'm an Owen, a guy who likes to draw, makes all A's, and is on his way to be an animator! EdRed, you're right. I'm a nice Owen!
My brothers name was gonna be changed to this lol but parents weren't aloud
I guess those parents watched to much total drama
Billy's not a bad nickname, but it's not really a very good real name for adulthood. Its not very formal. Maybe you should name them William (an underrated, cool name) and call them Billy for short. If you don't like William, you could also name them Bill and call them Billy. - EdRed
Oh damn you. That's my effing name. Why not something dumb like that weird gibberish name or Anal? I like my name!
Stop making fun of peoples names. It is very offensive
That is my dad's name, please stop putting random names
Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this
Whoever has this name must be fabulous
My friends names is Daelon. Better.
I know at least one older Gaylon. It's not made up. And it isn't appropriate for boys nowadays. I saw someone name their son Gaylon on T.V. (modern) and I made a face.
What a gay name