Worst First Names for a Boy
The Top Ten
Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.
I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed
Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name
Gaylord FockerV 157 Comments
Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too. - aeromaxx777
HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick - noontime123
Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny. - fireinside96
Wow... Just Wow.. Who would name there son Dick. I know some people like Moby Dick but it is a last name but who would name there sons first name Dick. Only if u look like a penis u can name him like that. Ok that was a joke not real.-...
But seriously what
Who named their kid satan anyway?
I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.
Because satan is bad
Satan - Hitler's middle name.V 93 Comments
-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...
I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels
My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.
Ok... what can kind of lazy idiot would name their child this?!?V 39 Comments
Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though. - Guido
This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon. - Slashhead
This is my name, childhood was miserable. But, I can ALWAYS get my name on any social network, or email, or website. I've always felt bad for people named John, it's like you say the name and 9 other people pop up. So lame.
I feel the same way about the name Alyssa as you do about the name John. My name is Alyssa, and from my experience at graduation Alyssa was by far the most common name. I wish I was named something less common. - anonygirl
This reminds me of that 70s detective show that stared William Conrad (think Jake and the Fat Man).V 26 Comments
"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "
Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?
I would hate to be named Seaman.
There's that one kid...who will call them seemen. - AnnieCallieV 20 Comments
I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.
Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!
If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended
What are you talking about the meaning of the name Ian is "god is forgiving" not "it"! So Ian is a good name to have!
Ian Hecox? Smosh? No? Ah never mindV 77 Comments
Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.
I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...
That poor kids life will be worth living and whenever kids see him the will sing the Elmo's world theme song, plus parents these days name kids the weirdest names because I go to church with a girl named Nut and I went to summer camp 2 years ago with a girl named sunshine and I know a boy named Maverick that I went to a different summer camp with and at that same camp there was girl named Propose there too.
If I ever have a kid this will be the name of that kid - toptendudesV 37 Comments
The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.
Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you
The only Angus I know is from that Disney Channel show Ant Farm and he was a chubby, lazy computer geek who liked to eat. He couldn't even do one sit-up! Plus, this name also sounds like a huge burger you'd get from a fast food restaurant
Or anus - AnnieCallieV 39 Comments
This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!
That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names
Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper names
Ugh Ib. What the heck were the parents thinking. I feel sorry for you IbV 27 Comments
This name should be number 2, right after Satan.
After the 2nd world war, no kid on earth ever got called Adolph anymore. If someone call his child like that, he shall not be surprised if people look at his son like he's the devil.
There's a guy on my bus nicknamed Hitler because he made constant Jew jokes. Just thought I'd share.
I feel like many people are voting because of one person with this name, but even putting him aside, I would still hate to be called this if I were a boy. - 3DG20V 28 Comments
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer
Sounds like a gangs of wolves and a baby of a person should be not named by this, your child will kill you - ronluna
When I was in school we were learning about him and that's exactly what I was thought
Sounds like a bad kids'cartoon
This is an awful name. I agree with the person who said it sounded like a gang of wolves. - RedTheGremlinV 32 Comments
This is a girls name! HELO? Maybe that's Ash Ketchum's real name... - Pikachulover1
Thus is my friends name and he's a boy
This is traditionally a boy's name. It was a boy's name for decades and only since the 1970s has it been a popularized as a girl's name.
Bitch alertV 32 Comments
Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!
It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"
Thisis the worst name anybody could ever name a kid
I am his SSSOOONNNV 16 Comments
Skyler, I am the one who knocks!
Some people think anyone can be named skylar regardless of gender. A guy at my school is skylar and some people call him "sky high"
I have a friend named Skyler and I thought he was a girl cause of his long hair
I like Skyler for a girl, but not a boyV 15 Comments
What is wrong with this name? It's quite cool actually.
This is an unique and beautiful name many great celebrities have that name including my favourite YouTuber :).
What kind of low life would unlike this name since so many amazing (and fabulous) people wear it?!
Usually when people think of Felix, they think of PewDiePie or Felix The Cat.V 34 Comments
Just because that guy from 1D has this name doesn't mean it's an automatic bad name!
Best name ever, a-hole.
My father almost named me this! - gunsnroses
First birthday gift? A dunce cap.V 34 Comments
You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy
My brother is named Billy and he bullied me in middle school then he was bullied in high school. - DrBobLemon
Now paint the kid green! Laugh out loud for a Halloween costume
Yes there are people named Shrek. In my Grade 6 Camp, the manager was Shrek. And I thought he was Shrek the Ogre in disguise or something.
That names pretty ridiculous.
I tried to troll some baby naming site proclaiming my childs name was shrekalisa and how to stop her from being bullied. how the hell is this a real name?V 37 Comments
Who would name their kid guy it is just like saying hi I am a random guy and I don't have a name yay
My brother had a book, and there was a little black girl (no racism here) that was maybe 3 years old and was named "Guy." - username34
? What is this? Who names someone guy, were their parents all chill and then like, "Hey, guy! " Then is that his name?
Imagine calling your daughter guyV 20 Comments
Nick isn't such a bad name it's just so common that soon every boy will be named Nick and then when the teacher calls on Nick every boy will answer.
That's my cousins name!
It's so common, there are three or four Nicks in my classes, and the people in my classes are only a fourth of my grade.
What the heck is wrong with the name Nick? I like that name!V 16 Comments
But my name is Joseph
This is not really a real name. It's a nickname for Joseph. - EdRed
I think Joe is a great name! It is my brother's name
That is VERY close to my nickname, which is this except spelled J-OV 4 Comments
I don't see anything wrong with this name. It's a lot better than other names on this list. I mean, who would wanna name their kid Satan?
It's a cute name ill name my son braydon
Looks like someone spelled Brandon wrong
I like this nameV 5 Comments
Shiver me timbers matey!
This is the name of Impulse off of Young Justice and Bart is awesome!
Don't have a cow about this name man! - Tylerlangford1234
Bart Baker - AnnieCallieV 14 Comments
Only Girls Are Named Dakota For Crying Out Loud! I Mean come on!
My name is Dakota and I think that it's pretty cool. I'm a girl though so I can't say that I've been bullied for being called Dakota. I just don't like the nickname Kota, unless we're talking about Brother Bear!
No I like that name for a guy okay and of you don't that's fine but that ne is grate
There was this weird boy in kindergarten with this name. He had a paper collection in his crayon box.V 17 Comments
That's my name everyone likes it... O well
Probably because its easy to replace the T with an F
To me, any name ending with "er" sounds more like an occupation rather than a name. Tucker doesn't sounds pleasing no do "Carver", "Homer", "Skyler", or even "Tyler". The sole exception is Xander. - Turkeyasylum
Well, this name is not bad at all. But if you have watched Fullmetal Alchemist and saw Shoe Tucker, you'd probably know why this was added. - Kiteretsunu
Well, I get it, because it is easy to replace the T With and F and it's ******** - RobloxBFDIPoke223V 9 Comments
Gary is a nice name!
Gary and Ib? Really?
Gary isn't a bad name. It could be Bruce, or Toby, you know.
Gary the snail from Spongebob Squarepants - IhateschoolV 15 Comments
What's wrong with Ryan. Good Irish strong handsome name
Their is a boy named Cayden in my class and he is crazy and showed his private in front of the whole class.
My brother has a friend named Cayden what is wrong with it nothing
I really like this name!V 4 Comments
Justin Bieber we all hate him!
I used to like this name until that idiot Justin Bieber came along
Justin Beiber is annoying
I hate this name because of Justin Bieber, And the Justin Time show...V 24 Comments
It my youngest brother's name
Nathan is a good name, but NATHANIEL is a HORRIBLE name! Why would anyone screw up a good name and turn it into a piece of crap!?
Love this good solid name and it is my brother's name!
It's sounds kinda harsh - RobloxBFDIPoke223V 6 Comments
I really like this name. It's underused and it can be made into cool nicknames like Jack or Johnny. What kind of idiot put this here, it's a really dumb creature. - EdRed
John is a great name! Who the heck wrote this list?
I love that name some one in my school is could that and he is very cute I mean very cute
That's my name! At least it's only 592 - JohnFedorchakV 1 Comment
Because will was just too mainstream
I have no words
May the wilburforce be with you
Who are we? We are the wilburforce.
I wilburforce you to believe it - SpectralOwl
That's my name. It's awesome - JaysTop10List
You suck this is an awesome name
That's my brothers name and my friends and cousins
Its sucks - don't argueV 11 Comments
That's Hagrid's dragon's name in Harry Potter! Every time someone says, "Hi, I'm Norbert! " I think he's a dragon!
"When Norbit was just a little boy, he used to run around the place naked, always naked. Then, one day Norbit was running around and a poisonous snake leaped up and bite Norbit right on ass; very close to hole! And so I go and ckeck boy's pulse, he's still alive, he's still alive. So, I start to think, 'do I suck poison out of Norbit's ass? Or, do I let him die? I do the most responsible thing... I say 'HELL TO THE NO, NORBIT IS OUT OF HERE, IT IS MLONG TIME IN HELL BEFORE WONG SUCK POISON OUT OF ANOTHER MAN'S ASS" The End
It makes me think of sherbert...I don't know why...I hope everyone who reads this has a good day or has had a good day
But Hagrid’s dragon was named Norbert! - Hermione_Granger220V 11 Comments
It just rolls poorly off the tongue. Think about it. Keith. It sounds so terrible when you say it, doesn't it.
This kinda reminds me of Boingo from the movie Hoodwinked! Where he's like "Darn it Keith change your name! Seriously. It's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it."
I strongly agree with the person who commented on it rolling poorly off the tongue. I'd never really thought about it before, but wow, you could not be more dead-on
Definitely this one. The other ones are a joke, nobody really names their kids that. This name, on the other hand? Shockingly common for how awful it sounds
It is also my da's name... so ya. defiantlyV 27 Comments
Jeremy is a fine name
Nothing wrong with this name
You a holes my dads name is jeremy
Cool name bruhV 3 Comments
Seriously, parents are really deranged if they name their child this.
Even I hate that name and I'm German
Honestly it's like the parents want the poor kid's @$$ to get kicked!
Who would their kid over the worst leader in history? - anonygirlV 5 Comments
This is the most funny sounding name, and yes it's real. Ever wondered what the "M" stands for in "Richard M. Nixon"
"Everything is looking up Milhous! "
Milhouse van Hauten (It's he dutch? ) - RobloxBFDIPoke223
Milhouse van hautenV 1 Comment
Who in the world putted this here! This is a girl's name no boy name! What stupid idiots are out there I saw a girl's name on this list more than once. Hayley is a pretty girl's name whoever putted a girl's name on this list is gettin TORTURED! I MEAN IT!
I actually heard of Hayley being a guys name... In the third grade a girl name Hayley said that if she was a boy her name would still be Hayley but yah it still appears to be weird to me
Um, why are girl names on this list? This is a list of worst boy names, not worst girl names. So this and other girl names should be off the list. - AnimeDrawer
"Hayley is a girl's name." Yeah. And who was the star of The Sixth Sense? - 445956V 10 Comments
What's wrong with Eli. I have a friend named that. I think it's a good name
There's nothing wrong with the name Eli. It's a great name and it totally doesn't even go in the same category as the other names on this list.
I think that this name sould be taken off the list. I have a friend at school named Eli. He's cute maybe even hot and kids are friends with him. Whoever made this list did not do very good-my opinion
I know someone who named there son Eli Richard.
YesV 17 Comments
I love this name because it has a really unique spelling and.. Of course, beau brooks
Hot name though like beau brooks man
Beau means beautiful in French, and this is a beautiful name
okV 9 Comments
Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.
Why, just why? The parents must be obsessed with social media, too much that they even named their kid Facebook. What's his sibling's names? Twitter? Instagram? Tumblr? - AnimeDrawer
Laugh out loud! Why would you name a kid after a website?! - Powerfulgirl10
If you want to name your son after Facebook then name him Mark. - DrBobLemonV 11 Comments
Kevin isn't a bad game at all.
I have a church minster named kevin and he is a wonderful guy he is the kids minster and I love it when he preaches I think
Kevin is not a bad name it should be on the best names ever so I think it is great name
I take this really nice kid named Kevin to his bus!V 29 Comments
That's my name... And I hate it!
What?! No! I plan on naming my kid Ivan!
Ivan is actual ya Russian traditional name!
What a stupid nameV 3 Comments
I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass
That's my dad's name I like rob better
What kind of CREATURE put this here!? It needs to die! - EdRed
My name is Robert and my parents called me Bob.I agree this name sucks because the name Bob gets bullied in school.Personal experience. - DrBobLemonV 4 Comments
KInda sounds like a disease
Remind me of my sister: sounds disgusting
"Hi I am Marluxia Johnson and -"
"Wait,you are named Marluxia? "
"I will make a typo on your name tag to Max."
"Everyone makes a typo with my name..."
"Your not getting the job." - DrBobLemon
That has to be the name of an ass
I know a zachary, and he is an a-hole
There is a reason why I hate my parents - they called me Bernard. Everyone mocks me because of it and they make fun of me. They say that my name is the worst and I totally agree.
My "Friend" is Bernard. He's Strange so maybe that has something to do with his name.
This is a species of dog! Imagine if they are a vegetarian!
Bernard isn't so bad. Better than Little Sweetmeat. - EdRedV 5 Comments
That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.
My brothers name was gonna be changed to this lol but parents weren't aloud
Owen seems like a name for a nice guy. - EdRed
My brother is named this and he is a dumbass mentally I'll son of a bitch.V 4 Comments
Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this
Whoever has this name must be fabulous
Sounds like a mix of Gay and Salon. - KianaLexi
My friends names is Daelon. Better.V 1 Comment
Related ListsBest First Names for a Boy Anime Boys that You Thought Were Girls at First Top Ten Embarrassing Things Your Boy / Girlfriend's Parents Could Do When You are Introduced to Them for the First Time Top Ten Best First Names Top 10 Metal Bands Where at Least Two Members Have the Same First Names
10 years, 98 days old
Top Remixes (29)
View All 29