Worst First Names for a Boy
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Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.
I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed
Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name
Very sad :(V 168 Comments
Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too. - aeromaxx777
HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick - noontime123
Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny. - fireinside96
Makes sense why I don't know anyone who is named that. - CharismaticKatV 160 Comments
Who named their kid satan anyway?
I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.
Because satan is bad
He will take over the play ground!V 97 Comments
-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...
I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels
My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.
There was a little girl named Abcde. She got made fun of when she went board to the plane with her mom...don't name your kids that, peeps. - CharismaticKatV 41 Comments
Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though. - Guido
This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon. - Slashhead
This is my name, childhood was miserable. But, I can ALWAYS get my name on any social network, or email, or website. I've always felt bad for people named John, it's like you say the name and 9 other people pop up. So lame.
I feel the same way about the name Alyssa as you do about the name John. My name is Alyssa, and from my experience at graduation Alyssa was by far the most common name. I wish I was named something less common. - anonygirl
This reminds me of that 70s detective show that stared William Conrad (think Jake and the Fat Man).V 26 Comments
This name should be number 2, right after Satan.
After the 2nd world war, no kid on earth ever got called Adolph anymore. If someone call his child like that, he shall not be surprised if people look at his son like he's the devil.
There's a guy on my bus nicknamed Hitler because he made constant Jew jokes. Just thought I'd share.
The name gotten ruined because of that infamous dictator who killed millions of Jews. - JoeBoiV 33 Comments
This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!
That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names
Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper names
Ugh Ib. What the heck were the parents thinking. I feel sorry for you IbV 26 Comments
The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.
Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you
The only Angus I know is from that Disney Channel show Ant Farm and he was a chubby, lazy computer geek who liked to eat. He couldn't even do one sit-up! Plus, this name also sounds like a huge burger you'd get from a fast food restaurant
YeaV 42 Comments
Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!
It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"
Thisis the worst name anybody could ever name a kid
This and Adolf got ruined because of psychopaths. - CharismaticKatV 17 Comments
Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.
I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...
That poor kids life will be worth living and whenever kids see him the will sing the Elmo's world theme song, plus parents these days name kids the weirdest names because I go to church with a girl named Nut and I went to summer camp 2 years ago with a girl named sunshine and I know a boy named Maverick that I went to a different summer camp with and at that same camp there was girl named Propose there too.
Someone's parents watch too much Sesame Street. - DumbFriesNubV 40 Comments
Don't get me started on this one. - IcetailofWishClan
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer
Sounds like a gangs of wolves and a baby of a person should be not named by this, your child will kill you - ronluna
When I was in school we were learning about him and that's exactly what I was thought
Sounds like a bad kids'cartoon
Oh, there was a composer named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He was one of the greatest musicians in history. - JoeBoiV 35 Comments
I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.
Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!
If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended
What are you talking about the meaning of the name Ian is "god is forgiving" not "it"! So Ian is a good name to have!
MY NAME IS IAN, YOU BASTARD!V 81 Comments
"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "
Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?
I would hate to be named Seaman.
ALL HAIL SEGA! - s646451V 21 Comments
This is a girls name! HELO? Maybe that's Ash Ketchum's real name... - Pikachulover1
No I don't really think Ashley is a bad name for a boy. People think it's a girl's only name because mostly girls are called Ashley but I have a best friend called Ashley and he happens to be a boy. In the end the name Ashley is like Paris, we get Paris Hilton and we get Prince Paris from Paris and Helen
Thus is my friends name and he's a boy
Bitch alertV 33 Comments
You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy
My brother is named Billy and he bullied me in middle school then he was bullied in high school. - DrBobLemon
Now paint the kid green! Laugh out loud for a Halloween costume
Yes there are people named Shrek. In my Grade 6 Camp, the manager was Shrek. And I thought he was Shrek the Ogre in disguise or something.
That names pretty ridiculous.
If people actually name their children this. Then Dreamworks Universal should go bankrupt for buying the rights for this series. - buggerV 43 Comments
This isn't a name, take it off the list!
That's his stage name. His actual name is Daniel Hernandez which isn't a bad name. - CharismaticKat
6ix9ine is actually his nickname. His real name is David Hernandez. - JoeBoi
aidsV 6 Comments
I'm going to name my kid this. And if I have another kid I am going to name them Cow.
While your at it name his twin donkey or horse
Camel more like mamel
But my name is Joseph
This is not really a real name. It's a nickname for Joseph. - EdRed
I think Joe is a great name! It is my brother's name
That is VERY close to my nickname, which is this except spelled J-OV 4 Comments
If I was a little boy I'd barf if my name was Pinocchio. Would my Daddy have to be named Gepetto, too? Then there's the problem with crickets... I'm allergic to them even if they might be named "Jiminy" and can sing better than Rebecca Black. What a doosey.
At least you'd know when he lies to you.
Being named after a fictional character... Sad - Minecraftcrazy530
Pinocchio:Mom,Dad why did you name me this way?
Mom:Cause Pinocchio is a great name.
Pinocchio:Not when I get bullied over it... - DrBobLemon
It smells like potato
Chip the chipmunk! Where's Dale?
My mom had a boyfriend named Chip. Whenever I hear her talk about him I always ask how Mrs. Potts is doing.
Wow I'm hunaryV 10 Comments
This is my dog's name
That's my mother's cat's name. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy
Buster poesy - VeganTurtle
Nick isn't such a bad name it's just so common that soon every boy will be named Nick and then when the teacher calls on Nick every boy will answer.
That's my cousins name!
It's so common, there are three or four Nicks in my classes, and the people in my classes are only a fourth of my grade.
That was the name of the guy I liked in middle school...V 17 Comments
Poop, I mean, what is this, the first century? What kind of knucklehead would name their kid Poop? I guess when I write I will just start capitalizing it. Even though I never write Poop. But still who the barnacle would name their kid after somthing that emerges from your butt?!?! The parents might as well name their other kids pee, barf, and toilet. Now this is one jacked family...
That kid's parents are jerks.
Holy poop who names there kid this
I laughed way too hard at thisV 6 Comments
Only Girls Are Named Dakota For Crying Out Loud! I Mean come on!
My name is Dakota and I think that it's pretty cool. I'm a girl though so I can't say that I've been bullied for being called Dakota. I just don't like the nickname Kota, unless we're talking about Brother Bear!
No I like that name for a guy okay and of you don't that's fine but that ne is grate
There's this guy at my school named Dakota, and it fits him well. Yeah it's more of a girl name, but that's fine. It's not like you're naming your son Brittany - galaxyfoxV 18 Comments
Even I hate that name and I'm German
Seriously, parents are really deranged if they name their child this.
Honestly it's like the parents want the poor kid's @$$ to get kicked!
Just imagine the history lessonsV 8 Comments
Just because that guy from 1D has this name doesn't mean it's an automatic bad name!
Best name ever, a-hole.
My father almost named me this! - gunsnroses
First birthday gift? A dunce cap.V 34 Comments
Shiver me timbers matey!
Imagine if you were called this name and your last name was Simpson. - FinnsWorld
This is the name of Impulse off of Young Justice and Bart is awesome!
Bart Baker - CharismaticKatV 17 Comments
And maybe he'll have a pet bird named Zee. - FasterThanSonic
Don't ever name your kids endangered animals. Its just wrong.
Huh. So people who hate this guy will call him a deranged aNimal, but the girl in his cooking class who's in love with him will try to lick him and call him sweet as chocolate mousse. This is a bad name all around! (no offense to any mooses or people named moose! )
Sometimes people name their cat moose and it just confuses me. That's a cat, not a moose!V 6 Comments
It my youngest brother's name
Love this good solid name and it is my brother's name!
Nathan is a good name, but NATHANIEL is a HORRIBLE name! Why would anyone screw up a good name and turn it into a piece of crap!?
This is a perfectly normal wonderful name!V 9 Comments
What kind of parent would name their kid after a dinosaur? - DumbFriesNub
Only tolerable use for this name I know is Barney Ross from The Expendables - ToddHoward
At least you're named after a funny character from The Simpsons
Why - CharismaticKatV 3 Comments
I really like this name. It's underused and it can be made into cool nicknames like Jack or Johnny. What kind of idiot put this here, it's a really dumb creature. - EdRed
John is a great name! Who the heck wrote this list?
I love that name some one in my school is could that and he is very cute I mean very cute
Also you can not make John Jack. - BabyBackBabyV 3 Comments
Tom? And what would you name your other boy? Jerry? - Epicsauce45
Tom is a name for a guy with a massive head and small feet
Tom is so boring. Just like jack. Snore!
This dude in my class named tom. aka the most annoying person every createdV 7 Comments
You have insulted our robot
i shall find you and spank you
Jeremy is a fine name
Nothing wrong with this name
Ugly ass name
Cool name bruhV 4 Comments
Because will was just too mainstream
I have no words
May the wilburforce be with you
Who are we? We are the wilburforce.
I wilburforce you to believe it - SpectralOwl
This is the most funny sounding name, and yes it's real. Ever wondered what the "M" stands for in "Richard M. Nixon"
"Everything is looking up Milhous! "
Milhouse van Hauten (It's he dutch? ) - RobloxBFDIPoke223
Milhouse van hautenV 1 Comment
Who in the world putted this here! This is a girl's name no boy name! What stupid idiots are out there I saw a girl's name on this list more than once. Hayley is a pretty girl's name whoever putted a girl's name on this list is gettin TORTURED! I MEAN IT!
I actually heard of Hayley being a guys name... In the third grade a girl name Hayley said that if she was a boy her name would still be Hayley but yah it still appears to be weird to me
Um, why are girl names on this list? This is a list of worst boy names, not worst girl names. So this and other girl names should be off the list.
Hayley is a girls name and whoever put it in was a dumb A - ChipchicV 11 Comments
I love names that are hard to pronounce
Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.
Why, just why? The parents must be obsessed with social media, too much that they even named their kid Facebook. What's his sibling's names? Twitter? Instagram? Tumblr?
Laugh out loud! Why would you name a kid after a website?! - Powerfulgirl10
Might as well name his siblings Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, Snapchat, and Tik Tok.V 12 Comments
What's wrong with Eli. I have a friend named that. I think it's a good name
There's nothing wrong with the name Eli. It's a great name and it totally doesn't even go in the same category as the other names on this list.
I think that this name sould be taken off the list. I have a friend at school named Eli. He's cute maybe even hot and kids are friends with him. Whoever made this list did not do very good-my opinion
I know someone who named there son Eli Richard.
YesV 17 Comments
Number 1 best name
I only give you permission to name your kid "that" as long as his last name is ass
Well, if its name was that, the best surname would be Donkey, a variation or it in some different language. I think it's funnier.
I wish my name was Dat Boi Collin...now I know what to name my son. - DrBobLemonV 7 Comments
What is wrong with this name? It's quite cool actually.
This is an unique and beautiful name many great celebrities have that name including my favourite YouTuber :).
What kind of low life would unlike this name since so many amazing (and fabulous) people wear it?!
That is a good nameV 36 Comments
I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass
That's my dad's name I like rob better
What kind of CREATURE put this here!? It needs to die! - EdRed
My name is Robert and my parents called me Bob.I agree this name sucks because the name Bob gets bullied in school.Personal experience. - DrBobLemonV 4 Comments
That has to be the name of an ass
Hey my boyfriends name is Zachary and he HAS an ass
I know a zachary, and he is an a-hole
I HATE ZACHARYV 3 Comments
KInda sounds like a disease
Remind me of my sister: sounds disgusting
"Hi I am Marluxia Johnson and -"
"Wait,you are named Marluxia? "
"I will make a typo on your name tag to Max."
"Everyone makes a typo with my name..."
"Your not getting the job." - DrBobLemon
Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this
Whoever has this name must be fabulous
My friends names is Daelon. Better.
I know at least one older Gaylon. It's not made up. And it isn't appropriate for boys nowadays. I saw someone name their son Gaylon on T.V. (modern) and I made a face.
What would you name your other kid? Michael? Franklin? Nervous Ron? - doodie
That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.
My brothers name was gonna be changed to this lol but parents weren't aloud
Owen seems like a name for a nice guy. - EdRed
I'm an Owen, a guy who likes to draw, makes all A's, and is on his way to be an animator! EdRed, you're right. I'm a nice Owen!V 5 Comments
Billy's not a bad nickname, but it's not really a very good real name for adulthood. Its not very formal. Maybe you should name them William (an underrated, cool name) and call them Billy for short. If you don't like William, you could also name them Bill and call them Billy. - EdRed
Oh damn you. That's my effing name. Why not something dumb like that weird gibberish name or Anal? I like my name!
Stop making fun of peoples names. It is very offensive
It's not offensive to make fun of people's names.V 11 Comments
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