Worst First Names for a Boy
The Top Ten
Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.
I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed
Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name
Why do people hate homosexuality so much? I'm gay but I devoted my life to God.
Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too.
HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick
Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny.
This name would suck for a last name too. And if your first name was harry and last name was dick. Put 2 and 2 together and yup that your name!
Who named their kid satan anyway?
I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.
Satan should be the worst because if you are christan he's litterly the evil spirit!
Because satan is bad
-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...
I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels
Someone must have made this name up as a joke and then people didn't get it and made it official...
My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.
Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though.
This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon.
This is my name, childhood was miserable. But, I can ALWAYS get my name on any social network, or email, or website. I've always felt bad for people named John, it's like you say the name and 9 other people pop up. So lame.
I feel the same way about the name Alyssa as you do about the name John. My name is Alyssa, and from my experience at graduation Alyssa was by far the most common name. I wish I was named something less common.
I love the name. My brother is Cannon and he was named after a really great man. He was teased a lot in school, but who isn't... Kids can turn any name into an insult.
This name should be number 2, right after Satan.
After the 2nd world war, no kid on earth ever got called Adolph anymore. If someone call his child like that, he shall not be surprised if people look at his son like he's the devil.
There's a guy on my bus nicknamed Hitler because he made constant Jew jokes. Just thought I'd share.
Actually Adolf isn't bad it's the Hitler part that's bad.
This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!
That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names
Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper names
Sounds like a sound a drowning kid would make
Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.
elmo and barney should be 1 and 2 because those names are two of my least favorite cartoon's character
Take that back! Elmo was my favorite character from Sesame Street when I was younger not that I would name my child that. Anyways wouldn’t a worse name be Troom Troom?
I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...
The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.
Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you
The only Angus I know is from that Disney Channel show Ant Farm and he was a chubby, lazy computer geek who liked to eat. He couldn't even do one sit-up! Plus, this name also sounds like a huge burger you'd get from a fast food restaurant
The only positive outlook on this is Angus Young
Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!
It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"
Thisis the worst name anybody could ever name a kid
The parents are just calling the bullies with a megaphone, "Here is Osama Bin Laden folks, step right up! "
I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.
Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!
If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended
What are you talking about the meaning of the name Ian is "god is forgiving" not "it"! So Ian is a good name to have!
This is the most common name on this list by far. Ian Fleming created James Bond, and Ian Anderson lead Jethro Tull.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer
Sounds like a gangs of wolves and a baby of a person should be not named by this, your child will kill you
When I was in school we were learning about him and that's exactly what I was thought
Sounds like a bad kids'cartoon
Wolfgang is a cool name example : Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "
This is very similar to the name of my number one nemesis and adversary
Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?
I would hate to be named Seaman.
it's a girl name and people will mistake u as a tomboy instead of a boy
This is a girls name! HELO? Maybe that's Ash Ketchum's real name...
I love Ashley for a boy! Like Ashley Williams from the evil dead, he's a total badass and I'd totally name my future son after him
No I don't really think Ashley is a bad name for a boy. People think it's a girl's only name because mostly girls are called Ashley but I have a best friend called Ashley and he happens to be a boy. In the end the name Ashley is like Paris, we get Paris Hilton and we get Prince Paris from Paris and Helen
You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy
My brother is named Billy and he bullied me in middle school then he was bullied in high school.
My family loves shriek (sorry autocorrect problem) but I have grown out of my love of the movie.
Now paint the kid green! Laugh out loud for a Halloween costume
Yes there are people named Shrek. In my Grade 6 Camp, the manager was Shrek. And I thought he was Shrek the Ogre in disguise or something.
That names pretty ridiculous.
6ix9ine is actually his nickname. His real name is David Hernandez.
Trash name and person
what the hell what kind of name is they
I'm going to name my kid this. And if I have another kid I am going to name them Cow.
While your at it name his twin donkey or horse
Camel more like mamel
But my name is Joseph
This is not really a real name. It's a nickname for Joseph.
I think Joe is a great name! It is my brother's name
Joe is worst name
If I was a little boy I'd barf if my name was Pinocchio. Would my Daddy have to be named Gepetto, too? Then there's the problem with crickets... I'm allergic to them even if they might be named "Jiminy" and can sing better than Rebecca Black. What a doosey.
At least you'd know when he lies to you.
Being named after a fictional character... Sad
Do people love the movie that much? If my son was named pinocchio he would be made of wood and say I'm a real boy
It smells like potato
My mom had a boyfriend named Chip. Whenever I hear her talk about him I always ask how Mrs. Potts is doing.
Chip the chipmunk! Where's Dale?
If anyone names a kid this perhaps a twin brother dale?
Poop, I mean, what is this, the first century? What kind of knucklehead would name their kid Poop? I guess when I write I will just start capitalizing it. Even though I never write Poop. But still who the barnacle would name their kid after somthing that emerges from your butt?!?! The parents might as well name their other kids pee, barf, and toilet. Now this is one jacked family...
That kid's parents are jerks.
Holy poop who names there kid this
I laughed way too hard at this
Yeah, experienced a horrid trauma from a nik...not a fan of the name anymore
Nick isn't such a bad name it's just so common that soon every boy will be named Nick and then when the teacher calls on Nick every boy will answer.
That's my cousins name!
It's so common, there are three or four Nicks in my classes, and the people in my classes are only a fourth of my grade.
When I first saw this I saw Bluestar X>
all you Warrior cat fans lol
This is my dog's name
Just imagine the history lessons
Even I hate that name and I'm German
Seriously, parents are really deranged if they name their child this.
Honestly it's like the parents want the poor kid's @$$ to get kicked!
Shiver me timbers matey!
Imagine if you were called this name and your last name was Simpson.
It sounded like somebody put fart Andy barf together.
This is the name of Impulse off of Young Justice and Bart is awesome!