Worst First Names for a Boy
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Come on poor kid has to fight for his life in the schoolyard daily.
I want to kill the father who named their son like that. Poor kid. This name should not be allowed
Ha! Poor freakshow! Someones going to get bullied. He should change his name
Why do people hate homosexuality so much? I'm gay but I devoted my life to God.V 178 Comments
Um... I was going to say something funny, but some people might get offended. Don't worry, I have a funny name too. - aeromaxx777
HA HA HA Such a funny name who would name their son penis its the same as dick - noontime123
Why would u name your son dick?
Dont hurt yourself trying to think funny. - fireinside96V 163 Comments
Who named their kid satan anyway?
If you name your child this your officially a monster.
I would NEVER name my baby boy Satan.
He will take over the play ground!V 98 Comments
-_-... Why the heck would you name your own son Abcde? I feel sorry for the boy... And now I feel like I want to Sing the alphabet...
I'm NOT JOKING! On the radio they said something about worst names and this guy called and said his friend was called ABCDE! By the way its pronounced A-Bes-i-ty. Sounds like obesity. Abcde is a bad name on SO many different levels
My little sister's classmate is Abcde. I had to ask him so many times because I confessed I wasn't hearing his name right, until I asked him to spell it out.
That name is a jokeV 40 Comments
Be bad if you're last name was "Ball"... How would you feel?
I see nothing wrong with Ian or Colin though. - Guido
Oof my name is cannon yall
This is a joke. I think the parents were not ready to have a child and they wanted to blow him away through a cannon. - Slashhead
A boy named Aquiles who shaved his headV 28 Comments
Actually Adolf isn't bad it's the Hitler part that's bad. - Stalin
This name should be number 2, right after Satan.
The name gotten ruined because of that infamous dictator who killed millions of Jews. - JoeBoi
We already know why it’s badV 38 Comments
This is not a name! What a sad guy who would name his child this sounds like something you say when your bored. Seriously is anyone even called this!
My friends nickname is ib
That's a name? Wow. My mom is a daycare teacher and sometimes I volenteer there when I don't have school and I've heard some names like Wheeler and Hero It's so upsetting knowing these kids will live there entire lives with stupid names
Don't like it at all. Its too short and its sad how parents don't realize what they did. These kids deserve better proper namesV 27 Comments
The Angus burger comes from some of the best beef in the world, developed in Scotland... Aongheas (Gaelic spelling) is a very common name there, hence the name of the breed. A very ancient and proud name in Scotland.
The only positive outlook on this is Angus Young
Well, if your baby is fat, this is the one for you
YeaV 42 Comments
I think that Ian is a hot name. I had a friend in my middle school named Ian and he was pretty cute. I don't think that Ian is a bad ugly name. Anyway when I have a son I am going to name it Ian.
Damn, he must of been the candles of a roasting fire in your opinion!
If I had a dog, I'd name it Ian, as a joke. Wolfgang is a beautiful name by comparison. Ian deserves to be at the top of this list. All those unfortunate Ians out there would at least be able to sleep at night knowing that they were at the top of a list for once. No offense intended
This is the most common name on this list by far. Ian Fleming created James Bond, and Ian Anderson lead Jethro Tull.
I like that name, though it is kind of short...V 85 Comments
Elmo?! The parents of this child must be seriously deranged.
Someone's parents watch too much Sesame Street. - DumbFriesNub
I think they were getting ready for the baby so much that they watched too many cartoons...V 40 Comments
Oh no, it's Osama! Let's kill him again!
It was pure unlucky that Osama (bin laden) was born and terrorized... Although anyone else I am fine with the name "Osama"
Well no, because Osama Bin Laden is the terrorist that’s responsible for the 9/11 attacks. - JoeBoi
Thisis the worst name anybody could ever name a kidV 16 Comments
Wolfgang is such a stupid and ugly name!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the name of the famous composer
I thought this was a joke
Wolfgang PuckV 39 Comments
"Hey look, Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back! "
Seaman... Like the dog on the Lewis and Clark expedition?
ALL HAIL SEGA! - s646451
I would hate to be named Seaman.V 19 Comments
I love Ashley for a boy! Like Ashley Williams from the evil dead, he's a total badass and I'd totally name my future son after him
This is a girls name! HELO? Maybe that's Ash Ketchum's real name... - Pikachulover1
No I don't really think Ashley is a bad name for a boy. People think it's a girl's only name because mostly girls are called Ashley but I have a best friend called Ashley and he happens to be a boy. In the end the name Ashley is like Paris, we get Paris Hilton and we get Prince Paris from Paris and Helen
This is traditionally a boy's name. It was a boy's name for decades and only since the 1970s has it been a popularized as a girl's name.V 34 Comments
You can't name your kid something like this and their siblings something normal like Jack or Billy
My brother is named Billy and he bullied me in middle school then he was bullied in high school. - DrBobLemon
THIS IS SO AWESOME!
If people actually name their children this. Then Dreamworks Universal should go bankrupt for buying the rights for this series.
ClassV 44 Comments
This isn't a name, take it off the list!
6ix9ine is actually his nickname. His real name is David Hernandez. - JoeBoi
Am I the only one who reads it as "Sixixnineine"?! - BlackAngel_ZombieBoyV 6 Comments
I'm going to name my kid this. And if I have another kid I am going to name them Cow.
While your at it name his twin donkey or horse
Camel more like mamel
Joe is worst name
This trash my name joe die in ahole
But my name is JosephV 7 Comments
If I was a little boy I'd barf if my name was Pinocchio. Would my Daddy have to be named Gepetto, too? Then there's the problem with crickets... I'm allergic to them even if they might be named "Jiminy" and can sing better than Rebecca Black. What a doosey.
Pinocchio:Mom,Dad why did you name me this way?
Mom:Cause Pinocchio is a great name.
Pinocchio:Not when I get bullied over it... - DrBobLemon
At least you'd know when he lies to you.
Being named after a fictional character... Sad - Minecraftcrazy530V 9 Comments
Chip and Joanna LOL - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX
My mom had a boyfriend named Chip. Whenever I hear her talk about him I always ask how Mrs. Potts is doing.
If anyone names a kid this perhaps a twin brother dale?
It smells like potatoV 11 Comments
Yeah, experienced a horrid trauma from a nik...not a fan of the name anymore
That's just a short form for Nicholas
That was the name of the guy I liked in middle school...
Nick isn't such a bad name it's just so common that soon every boy will be named Nick and then when the teacher calls on Nick every boy will answer.V 19 Comments
Why did this make me ugly laugh
I laughed way too hard at this
I’m sorry but that is just... who names their child after something that goes into the toilet? I can’t imagine how that kid will live through middle school...
Poop, I mean, what is this, the first century? What kind of knucklehead would name their kid Poop? I guess when I write I will just start capitalizing it. Even though I never write Poop. But still who the barnacle would name their kid after somthing that emerges from your butt?!?! The parents might as well name their other kids pee, barf, and toilet. Now this is one jacked family...V 8 Comments
That's my mother's cat's name. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy
Buster poesy - VeganTurtle
This is my dog's name
Imagine seeing someone named this... - Bammer73
Just imagine the history lessons
WHY JUST WHY!?
10/10 nameV 10 Comments
One of my best friend has a middle name as Dakota It suits him - Funky15Gaming
Only Girls Are Named Dakota For Crying Out Loud! I Mean come on!
There was this weird boy in kindergarten with this name. He had a paper collection in his crayon box.
My name is Dakota and I think that it's pretty cool. I'm a girl though so I can't say that I've been bullied for being called Dakota. I just don't like the nickname Kota, unless we're talking about Brother Bear!V 18 Comments
It sounded like somebody put fart Andy barf together.
At least your named after a character from The Simpsons. - DumbFriesNub
Is it just me or does this name remind me of Paul Blart?
Shiver me timbers matey!V 17 Comments
Ninjago? - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX
Just because that guy from 1D has this name doesn't mean it's an automatic bad name!
Best name ever, a-hole.
My father almost named me this! - gunsnrosesV 35 Comments
Sometimes people name their cat moose and it just confuses me. That's a cat, not a moose!
And maybe he'll have a pet bird named Zee. - FasterThanSonic
Don't ever name your kids endangered animals. Its just wrong.
Huh. So people who hate this guy will call him a deranged aNimal, but the girl in his cooking class who's in love with him will try to lick him and call him sweet as chocolate mousse. This is a bad name all around! (no offense to any mooses or people named moose! )V 6 Comments
I know someone who has this name and they are a crybaby football player
This is a perfectly normal wonderful name!
It my youngest brother's nameV 11 Comments
What kind of parent would name their kid after a dinosaur? - DumbFriesNub
Barney is a T.V. show but he cussed just come on
At least you're named after a funny character from The Simpsons
Exterminate - JuanaldV 2 Comments
John is not underused. I know thirteen people named John. - BabyBackBaby
Also you can not make John Jack. - BabyBackBaby
I love that name some one in my school is could that and he is very cute I mean very cute
I really like this name. It's underused and it can be made into cool nicknames like Jack or Johnny. What kind of idiot put this here, it's a really dumb creature. - EdRedV 3 Comments
This dude in my class named tom. aka the most annoying person every created
Tom? And what would you name your other boy? Jerry? - Epicsauce45
Tom is a name for a guy with a massive head and small feet
Tom is so boring. Just like jack. Snore!V 7 Comments
Because will was just too mainstream
This is actually my favorite name ever.
love thisV 11 Comments
George is a perfectly good name
You have insulted our robot
i shall find you and spank you
He seemed a harmless little f***.
Never met a Jermey I liked!
Ugly ass name
Jeremy is a fine nameV 6 Comments
I love names that are hard to pronounce
This is the most funny sounding name, and yes it's real. Ever wondered what the "M" stands for in "Richard M. Nixon"
"Everything is looking up Milhous! "
Milhouse van Hauten (It's he dutch? ) - RobloxBFDIPoke223
This sounds like MilkhouseV 1 Comment
In my opinion, this is a very good name. It's Truck Month!
Might as well name his siblings Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, Snapchat, and Tik Tok.
Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.
If you want to name your son after Facebook then name him Mark. - DrBobLemonV 13 Comments
Hayley is a girls name and whoever put it in was a dumb A - Chipchic
Who in the world putted this here! This is a girl's name no boy name! What stupid idiots are out there I saw a girl's name on this list more than once. Hayley is a pretty girl's name whoever putted a girl's name on this list is gettin TORTURED! I MEAN IT!
I actually heard of Hayley being a guys name... In the third grade a girl name Hayley said that if she was a boy her name would still be Hayley but yah it still appears to be weird to me
Um, why are girl names on this list? This is a list of worst boy names, not worst girl names. So this and other girl names should be off the list.V 11 Comments
"I know an Eli and sometimes he can be nice, but usually he is a rude little brat that is self-important. NEVER NAME YOUR KID ELI because it will make him bratty."
What's wrong with Eli. I have a friend named that. I think it's a good name
There's nothing wrong with the name Eli. It's a great name and it totally doesn't even go in the same category as the other names on this list.
I have a friend named eli and he's super sweet
I think that this name sould be taken off the list. I have a friend at school named Eli. He's cute maybe even hot and kids are friends with him. Whoever made this list did not do very good-my opinionV 18 Comments
Who even thinks of these?
I wish my name was Dat Boi Collin...now I know what to name my son. - DrBobLemon
I only give you permission to name your kid "that" as long as his last name is ass
Number 1 best nameV 8 Comments
What is wrong with this name? It's quite cool actually.
That is a good name
This is an unique and beautiful name many great celebrities have that name including my favourite YouTuber :).
FELIX THE CAT THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL CAT!V 35 Comments
I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass
My name is Robert and my parents called me Bob.I agree this name sucks because the name Bob gets bullied in school.Personal experience. - DrBobLemon
That's my dad's name I like rob better
What kind of CREATURE put this here!? It needs to die! - EdRedV 4 Comments
I HATE ZACHARY
Hey my boyfriends name is Zachary and he HAS an ass
I am a Zachary and I am quite nice.
I love Zachary :-) xV 3 Comments
I guess those parents watched to much total drama
I have a friend named Owen. It’s just spelled differently.
I'm an Owen, a guy who likes to draw, makes all A's, and is on his way to be an animator! EdRed, you're right. I'm a nice Owen!
That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.V 7 Comments
It's not offensive to make fun of people's names.
Billy's not a bad nickname, but it's not really a very good real name for adulthood. Its not very formal. Maybe you should name them William (an underrated, cool name) and call them Billy for short. If you don't like William, you could also name them Bill and call them Billy. - EdRed
What! How you put BIlly name?! That was my school cottage worker who named Billy! - David39
Billy is my brother's name and my brother is a dickhead so yeah.GOD DAMMIT BILLY.See it makes sense. - DrBobLemonV 11 Comments
"Hi I am Marluxia Johnson and -"
"Wait,you are named Marluxia? "
"I will make a typo on your name tag to Max."
"Everyone makes a typo with my name..."
"Your not getting the job." - DrBobLemon
KInda sounds like a disease
Remind me of my sister: sounds disgusting
Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this
Whoever has this name must be fabulous
My friends names is Daelon. Better.
I know at least one older Gaylon. It's not made up. And it isn't appropriate for boys nowadays. I saw someone name their son Gaylon on T.V. (modern) and I made a face.
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