Worst Names of All Time


The Top Ten

1 Gaylord

Hail the lord of the gays

This is what Justin Bieber should change her name to. - tornadoeater

are you the lord of gayness or something


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2 Dick

Poor little kid who's named like that!

I know most people know this. But there's a store called Dick's. And if your name is Dick... You DO NOT name a store after yourself. I'm sorry for all you Dicks out there-- wow, that sounds so wrong.

Obviously you shouldn't name your child this... This would be very odd if this was a girl name don't you think?

Who ever names their baby this is a dick!

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3 Version 2.0

WOW LOL Who would give a kid a name like that? Oh, I'd like you to meet my son Version 2.0 and my wife Verizon.

So is it a computer? no it's my kid! huh?!?! - moose4life19

literally thats someones name - mtm817

Oh, so the kids name is Version 2.0, the mothers name is Version0.1, and the dads name is Version 3.0.

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4 Adolf

Haha! Named after Adolf Hiltler or something? :))) It's JUST SO ' FUNNY!

Forget about Hitler. Think about Adidas, which was founded by Adolf Dassler! He called himself "Adi". You get it? You have Adi, his nickname, and then you have Das, which is part of his last name. Combine them and you get Adidas, a shoe name that we all know and love! No Adolf, no Adidas!

Can't believe no one thought of this, because I wouldn't want this name. - jaguarkid140


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5 Caca

Caca means poo is Spanish... yeah who calls their kid that
"I'm going to call them caca! "
"caca doesn't that mean poo in Spanish? "
"exactly! "

A Brazilian Stock Car driver called Caca Bueno finished 3rd in the recent season. His name means "poop good" or "poop well". That's a horrible name to have. Imagine him going on to the podium and the announcer saying, "Give it up for our race winner, Poop Well! " That is so embarrassing. by the way, bueno means good in Spanish.

Caca means crap in Romanian and it's a very ugly word. From the other comments, I learned it doesn't only mean that in Romanian. There were some poor villages in Romania called Cacova meaning crappy, but the Communists changed their names. You can say whatever you want about Communists, but I think they did a good thing for these villagers.

This a good name... unless you no spainish

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6 Porky

I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually name a child porky. it sounds more like something you call someone to tease or be cruel to them.

Porky pig. Loony Toons. I love that show, even though it came on maybe 60 or 70 years before I was born. - username34

Who in the world would name there son/daughter PORKY r u serous right now! I just think it is the stupidest name ever! I don't like it at all

Porky pig,Porky Minch.

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7 Moon Unit

Yeah... this is a name. From the ever creative mind of Frank Zappa. - fireinside96

It sounds like a robot name, or some sort of name for a rocket that is supposed to land on the moon. "Moon Unit! Time for dinner data! " Says mom. "Coming mom unit! " - username34

That is pretty stupid - minongirl77

What the heck? I'd rather be named nothing than Moon Unit

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8 Alexis

How is Alexis a bad name? Really give me one good reason... that's right there is no good reason. There is a girl who name is alexis and she is so sweet. that's really mean!

My little sister is the cutest thing in the world; she just got out of the hospital and her name is Alexis. I call her lex Lexi and I love her

How is Alexis a bad name my name is Alexis and I am offended by it I think it is a great name!

It's a real nice name

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9 Pubert

You know those cute little nicknames that evolve from your real name, like Owie from Owen, or something. His would be Puberty. Ha Ha. " Oh, Puberty! Come here, I want you right here. " Ha Ha ha ha!

No offense to anyone with this name, but do parents actually name their children this? You know if you want to call them Bert you could always name them Bertrand or Hubert; but really, Pubert?!

Really how stupid is that its like going up to the meanest kid in school and saying " hi my name is pubert" no offense to anyone with this name but your parents are not right they need to think of their child

At least they would get puberty fast - pupcatdog

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10 Gavyn

Really? This is what happens when ghetto people try to make up names, which they think are so cool, for their kids.

I'm pretty sure the name originated from people trying to make fun of boys named Gavin.

I think this is an accidentally bad pronunciation of Gavin. - username34


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The Contenders

11 Olga

When I think of Olga, I think of some old, creepy, Russian witch. - swrs1234

WHAT THE HECK KIND OG NAME IS OLGA? We're in the 21 century, people! Oh yeah, and my Best friend's name is Alexis, so vote it off the list! -

! In the book ella enchanted her stepmother is dame olga and she is so annoying and mean, I despise her. olga really is a bad name for a girl. olga even sounds funny!

Olga from Hey Arnolf anyone?

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12 Swquirty

Just why would anyone even think of naming their poor child Swquirty?

If you name your child this I have one question for you: is your child a fish?!

It's sounds like what your girl would call you while you two are bangin

This ain't even a name.

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13 Alica

Alica not Alicia. You say it a-lick-a. It's not a bad name but I'd rather be called Alicia

It's a nice name not a bad name

I see nothing wrong with this name other than the fact that pronunciation is a bit troublesome without a little help. - username34

How many variants of the name "Alicia" are there?
Ok lemme list the ones I know: Alicia, Alica, Alisha, Elysia... - GriffinDoge

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14 Eugene

If my name was eugene, id change it to Flynn Rider! Ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a reference to tangled

"Eugene Krabs! You need to stop sniffing your money and start managing the Krusty Krab! " I don't mean to be offensive, it was just too tempting. - username34

When I think about this name, it's like "Eugene Krabs! ".

Tangled - Belle9090

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15 Fluffy

" so the newest addition to my family is fluffy."
" Is fluffy a cat? "
" Dog? "
"Then what? "
" My baby sister, you idiot! "
Ha ha

Seriously? Just sad. "Hey Fluffy, come here." "You got a new dog? " "No, I'm talking to my kid."

I just want to find this person and give them a sympathetic hug. - username34

"Attending a new school? " "Yeah." "What's the kids name? " "Fluffy." "Ha! Ha! Ha! " "No really" "Ok, sorry" When he(or she) joins a school, when the teacher calls on Furry for the first time, how will the students react? When the mother named the kid Furry, what did her husband think of the name Furry? If your mom and dad don't know the name of the child, they're like, "Hey, come Furry," "You never told me you got a dog to." "No I named my child Furry! " "Ha! Ha! Ha! Nice one! " No really mom and dad." "NOOO! You actually named your child Furry? " "Yeah. Is there a problem? " "Yeah! " "Oh come on mom and dad." HA! HA! HA!

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16 Le-a

This name is actually pronounced "Le-dash-a". You pronounce the dash. If you don't believe me, look it up. Stupidest name ever.

When there is a dash in the middle of a name, you know it is going to be hard to pronounce. - username34

Sounds like some manly Russia woman from the Middle Ages.

Did they like accidentally make a pencil mark when filling out the birth certificate?

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17 Boris

When Trump has a better haircut than the most famous person with your child's name you should give up. - Puga

This is the name you should give a dog. Seriously! My dog's name is Boris! - Silverstripes13

It's a Bulgarian/Romanian name. To foreigners it might sound weird, but to those where it's used, it's normal.

Bendy is coming for you.
(I'm pretty sure this was here BEFORE that game came out.) - mattstat716

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18 Ian

I think its fine

That sounds like a show in Netflix that is so weak he could not lift that is half a pound

Come on, ian isn't that bad, apart from the name looking weird

Ian is gay...

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19 Tula Does the Hula from Hawaii

This is the single best name in the entire world, I don't care what you say, it is.

Reminds me of my friend's oc named Jango Manga that likes to Tango



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20 Cerlia

Sounds like Cereal

Celia is fine but CERLIA? No.

Pokemon anyone

Is it like Sir-relia or Kirlia?

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