Worst Names of All Timemtm817
The Top Ten
Hail the lord of the gays
This is what Justin Bieber should change her name to. - tornadoeater
are you the lord of gayness or something
Who the hell would name there kid gaylordV 75 Comments
Poor little kid who's named like that!
I know most people know this. But there's a store called Dick's. And if your name is Dick... You DO NOT name a store after yourself. I'm sorry for all you Dicks out there-- wow, that sounds so wrong.
Obviously you shouldn't name your child this... This would be very odd if this was a girl name don't you think?
My uncle's name...
When you cuss every time you say hi to him HI DICK
"Hey that's rude"
"ITS YOUR NAME "
"i'm not Dick"
"..." - KayleeKicklighter
WOW LOL Who would give a kid a name like that? Oh, I'd like you to meet my son Version 2.0 and my wife Verizon.
So is it a computer? no it's my kid! huh?!?! - moose4life19
literally thats someones name - mtm817
Is that what you would call your second kid? Because that is a bad idea.V 44 Comments
Haha! Named after Adolf Hiltler or something? :))) It's JUST SO ' FUNNY!
Forget about Hitler. Think about Adidas, which was founded by Adolf Dassler! He called himself "Adi". You get it? You have Adi, his nickname, and then you have Das, which is part of his last name. Combine them and you get Adidas, a shoe name that we all know and love! No Adolf, no Adidas!
Can't believe no one thought of this, because I wouldn't want this name. - jaguarkid140
LOLV 18 Comments
Caca means poo is Spanish... yeah who calls their kid that
"I'm going to call them caca! "
"caca doesn't that mean poo in Spanish? "
A Brazilian Stock Car driver called Caca Bueno finished 3rd in the recent season. His name means "poop good" or "poop well". That's a horrible name to have. Imagine him going on to the podium and the announcer saying, "Give it up for our race winner, Poop Well! " That is so embarrassing. by the way, bueno means good in Spanish.
Caca means crap in Romanian and it's a very ugly word. From the other comments, I learned it doesn't only mean that in Romanian. There were some poor villages in Romania called Cacova meaning crappy, but the Communists changed their names. You can say whatever you want about Communists, but I think they did a good thing for these villagers.
Love it so much...V 24 Comments
I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually name a child porky. it sounds more like something you call someone to tease or be cruel to them.
Porky pig. Loony Toons. I love that show, even though it came on maybe 60 or 70 years before I was born. - username34
Who in the world would name there son/daughter PORKY r u serous right now! I just think it is the stupidest name ever! I don't like it at all
Porky pig,Porky Minch.V 21 Comments
Yeah... this is a name. From the ever creative mind of Frank Zappa. - fireinside96
It sounds like a robot name, or some sort of name for a rocket that is supposed to land on the moon. "Moon Unit! Time for dinner data! " Says mom. "Coming mom unit! " - username34
That is pretty stupid - minongirl77
What the heck? I'd rather be named nothing than Moon UnitV 12 Comments
How is Alexis a bad name? Really give me one good reason... that's right there is no good reason. There is a girl who name is alexis and she is so sweet. that's really mean!
My little sister is the cutest thing in the world; she just got out of the hospital and her name is Alexis. I call her lex Lexi and I love her
How is Alexis a bad name my name is Alexis and I am offended by it I think it is a great name!
I disagreeV 58 Comments
You know those cute little nicknames that evolve from your real name, like Owie from Owen, or something. His would be Puberty. Ha Ha. " Oh, Puberty! Come here, I want you right here. " Ha Ha ha ha!
No offense to anyone with this name, but do parents actually name their children this? You know if you want to call them Bert you could always name them Bertrand or Hubert; but really, Pubert?!
Really how stupid is that its like going up to the meanest kid in school and saying " hi my name is pubert" no offense to anyone with this name but your parents are not right they need to think of their child
Like LMAO 😆. Sounds just like puberty 😆 😂. Sos if u have that name though.V 24 Comments
When I think of Olga, I think of some old, creepy, Russian witch. - swrs1234
WHAT THE HECK KIND OG NAME IS OLGA? We're in the 21 century, people! Oh yeah, and my Best friend's name is Alexis, so vote it off the list! -
! In the book ella enchanted her stepmother is dame olga and she is so annoying and mean, I despise her. olga really is a bad name for a girl. olga even sounds funny!
I don't see anything wrong with it. - PuppytartV 18 Comments
Really? This is what happens when ghetto people try to make up names, which they think are so cool, for their kids.
I'm pretty sure the name originated from people trying to make fun of boys named Gavin.
I think this is an accidentally bad pronunciation of Gavin. - username34
That is spelled weirdly in my opinion.V 3 Comments
Just why would anyone even think of naming their poor child Swquirty?
It's sounds like what your girl would call you while you two are bangin
If you name your child this I have one question for you: is your child a fish?!
That’s hilarious!V 10 Comments
If my name was eugene, id change it to Flynn Rider! Ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a reference to tangled
"Eugene Krabs! You need to stop sniffing your money and start managing the Krusty Krab! " I don't mean to be offensive, it was just too tempting. - username34
When I think about this name, it's like "Eugene Krabs! ".
"if you talk during the test you get -37. if you say you werent talking that's -47. got it 1 and 2 due tomorrow, and I'm collecting stp's 5-4 and 5-6 on friday." -eugene kane - noisyboy43V 3 Comments
Alica not Alicia. You say it a-lick-a. It's not a bad name but I'd rather be called Alicia
It's a nice name not a bad name
I see nothing wrong with this name other than the fact that pronunciation is a bit troublesome without a little help. - username34
How many variants of the name "Alicia" are there?
Ok lemme list the ones I know: Alicia, Alica, Alisha, Elysia... - GriffinDoge
This is the single best name in the entire world, I don't care what you say, it is.
Someone legally change there name to this please
What just what
IT IS AMAZING I WILL NAME MY CHILD THISV 5 Comments
" so the newest addition to my family is fluffy."
" Is fluffy a cat? "
" Dog? "
"Then what? "
" My baby sister, you idiot! "
Seriously? Just sad. "Hey Fluffy, come here." "You got a new dog? " "No, I'm talking to my kid."
I just want to find this person and give them a sympathetic hug. - username34
"Attending a new school? " "Yeah." "What's the kids name? " "Fluffy." "Ha! Ha! Ha! " "No really" "Ok, sorry" When he(or she) joins a school, when the teacher calls on Furry for the first time, how will the students react? When the mother named the kid Furry, what did her husband think of the name Furry? If your mom and dad don't know the name of the child, they're like, "Hey, come Furry," "You never told me you got a dog to." "No I named my child Furry! " "Ha! Ha! Ha! Nice one! " No really mom and dad." "NOOO! You actually named your child Furry? " "Yeah. Is there a problem? " "Yeah! " "Oh come on mom and dad." HA! HA! HA!V 21 Comments
This name is actually pronounced "Le-dash-a". You pronounce the dash. If you don't believe me, look it up. Stupidest name ever.
When there is a dash in the middle of a name, you know it is going to be hard to pronounce. - username34
Sounds like some manly Russia woman from the Middle Ages.
I actually like that.V 9 Comments
When Trump has a better haircut than the most famous person with your child's name you should give up. - Puga
This is the name you should give a dog. Seriously! My dog's name is Boris! - Silverstripes13
It's a Bulgarian/Romanian name. To foreigners it might sound weird, but to those where it's used, it's normal.
Boris is Boring! That’s the first thing I thought of, so people may want to steer clear from this one.V 9 Comments
I think its fine
That sounds like a show in Netflix that is so weak he could not lift that is half a pound
Come on, ian isn't that bad, apart from the name looking weird
Ian is gay...V 8 Comments
Sounds like Cereal
Celia is fine but CERLIA? No.
Is it like Sir-relia or Kirlia?
It sounds like one of those anti-social names. - username34
God gave me a good name what happened to you
You just made your kid a butler
But that's my friend's name. -.
well somebody either loves sports or i dont know what - Rocky5
who is so insane to name somebody like that? - manya93
"Welcome to ESPN Seattle! Today, the Seattle Seahawks take on the 49rs! Seattle wins. What a surprise! Not." - username34
It's actually pronounced EspenV 1 Comment
I actually quite like this name it's really cool! It shouldn't be on this list!
It just sounds really weird to me... I don't know - Navylexi
I actually like this name. And Alexis
Cody maverick - NightmareIsHere_V 3 Comments
Actually, Opal is a gemstone. I wouldn't name my child Opal though, it doesn't really have a nice ring to it. But it does look good written down. :P
This name is cool in my opinion.
This name is actually good
Opal or opayV 4 Comments
Sounds like you're throwing up. - username34
Same like my comment on John. Bartholomew is one of Jesus apostles
This is Bart Simpsons real name from the show the simpsons
Barry Allen thank you very much... his full name is Bartholomew Henry AllenV 2 Comments
Why is my name on here? Why is it bad? At least it's not ridiculous like Gaylord or Shaniqua - MusicalPony
But he is the cool guy in my school
My dads name is john
John? John Cena!V 1 Comment
She's my BFF on hi puppies who quit I think this name is epic
I used to hate this name, but Arrow changed my opinion.
Felicity! Felicity SMOKE! I love the flash!
This is a good name not a bad name
Um this is actually my name... To be honest I think its kinda boss because Alicia was just too mainstream :P
Bye booboo this name is great
It sounds like "fellatio"
Pretty, cute, shy, quiet, introvert but smart girls have this name. I love them ♥ - malamJONESV 2 Comments
Erwin Smith! I think this is a great name!
Reminds me of a bug disguised as a leaf for some reason. - username34
This name is like a sneeze "Erwin".
I think some one has been watching too much Attack On Titan and for some reason really hates the Survey Corps. They are obviasly sick in the head.V 2 Comments
Austin is a nice name!
Most cities and places are named for or after a person. In this case, the person who founded Austin Texas must be named Austin or something like that. - username34
I know a city and a kid named Austin. I like this name. My name is John though.
I have a friend named Austin but everyone calls her Grace for some reason.V 2 Comments
Name of a prescription healing herb that grows from the earth. I'm sure the many of cancer patients etc. named their kids this after the miracle plant that helped relieve pain and destroy their cancer cells. Take your "prohibition" elsewhere and go get drunk, loser.
I love that name a lot. It's better than Apple
Sounds like its from the 60
That name is in song lyrics, therefore it is good.V 4 Comments
I think that's racist because that's an Islamic special month and it doesn't sound that bad
Ramadan is an actual name guys... - Badassblackman
That is the worst name ever
Ramen noodles?V 2 Comments
Wow how did that comment get approved
Who would name a poor child Melvin. It doesn't sound right MELVIN
What the hell?
The the the daaa. - mattstat716V 2 Comments
I love this name But MACKENZIE pronounced Ma-ken-zee. A lot of people hate it because its boys but do you think I care if Mac is for boys. A lot of girls have Mackenzie which now makes it unisex so you can't just say its for boys.
Sounds ugly and horrible. Kinda reminds me of McDonalds (Mac should also be on here for all the same reasons).
I have no problem with this name!
I like that!V 8 Comments
I love Bob! Not that I would name a child that though
Bob the builder
Blob laugh out loud
It my nick nameV 5 Comments
Parents: We should boost our child's probability of becoming a hooker!
Parents: By naming her Sextina!
Friend:... - username34
This woman better watch out because there are a lot of perverts out there who love these type of names!
WHY? SERIOUSLY! WHY? WHO DOES THIS? Her parents must have a very sick humor and with there daughter purposely offend everyone who meets her.
Invented by horny ass parents who had way too much sex.V 10 Comments
Jhon uh that sounds just like a normal name here in the U. S which is spelled John.
it is cool
Sounds like an evil witch's name - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Sounds like an evil queens name. no offense. - username34
THIS IS THE BEST NAME YOU CAN HAVE really TAKE IT OFF THE LIST
I love the singer Adele, so I can see myself using this as a tribute to her.
Adele is a pretty good singer, I don't love her music, but I like it. - username34
What is rong with that name. Say one good reason for that being a bad name … well oh wait there isn't one
Spell it normally at least. Sasha. - username34
Too bad Sasha and Sacha don't even sound the same.
You would say this name as sucker
That's my dogs nameV 1 Comment
It only works if you're having a big, annoying purple dinosaur who has his own sitcom.
IS he or she that purple dinosaur that I used to watch when I was little or something?
Barney Rubble! He's one of the favourite character of all time.
Barney from the SimpsonsV 1 Comment
I hate all of these ghetto names. Just because you are of a different social class doesn't mean you should name your kid something ridiculous like this! It sounds like a tiny Latin American country!
Read the book freakonomics. Even if I liked the name, you have doomed the child to a lifetime of negative assumptions. I'm not saying it's fair, it reality. For similar reasons I wouldn't name my kid "Rothchild".
I love this name, it's mine and my friends nickname "shaniqua the lamb" this shouldn't be on the list, it's an awesome name.
It is a funny silly ass name bitchV 3 Comments
This name is like the name guy, is it like when boy is a kid then you call him boy and when boy is an adult you call him guy like stupid names.
Maybe there mutants or a lesbian had sex with her and just for cover called him boy
I'm gonna name my daughter this when I grow up and give birth to a girl just for the sake of it
Some Pervert in my class name is "My'Son"V 4 Comments
What? This is the dumbest name ever! - RockFashionista
I swear I've seen this one in Skyrim before
Haha sips uses this name
It sounds like a Norse god's name.
Ugliest name in the world. The fat ugly pervert that sits next to me in math is named Keith
According to Family Guy, the worst name is -- MEG!
Family Guy, this is the worst name bar none
Excuse me but my unculs name is keith so yeah it's a perfect name.V 2 Comments
He should buy a texture pack in Minecraft!
Look at this dude
If they go missing, you can put up a purple and black cube poster.
"Missing Texture". - mattstat716
Frank Sinatra. History class. Don't remember who the name belongs to though. I think it was a singer. - username34
Such a filthy name. - Skullkid755
Well, we have the bringer of the worst show of the internet. FILTHY FRANK MOTHAF***A! - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Frank Furter. Comes from an even worse name, Francis.
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