Worst Names of All Timemtm817
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Hail the lord of the gays
This is what Justin Bieber should change her name to. - tornadoeater
I don't like this name because I think it means a Fibber that lies 24/7!
I am watching Lord Gay to see if he lies!
I am the lord of the gays83 Comments
Poor little kid who's named like that!
I know most people know this. But there's a store called Dick's. And if your name is Dick... You DO NOT name a store after yourself. I'm sorry for all you Dicks out there-- wow, that sounds so wrong.
Me to that is my last name and its denotation (dictionary definition)is powerful ruler, but the connotation( the meaning we attach to a word) we all know what it means.
This is the worst name in the world, poor kid...58 Comments
WOW LOL Who would give a kid a name like that? Oh, I'd like you to meet my son Version 2.0 and my wife Verizon.
Maybe it's a robot? - Unicorn123
So is it a computer? no it's my kid! huh?!?! - moose4life19
REALLY ARE YOU POOP48 Comments
Forget about Hitler. Think about Adidas, which was founded by Adolf Dassler! He called himself "Adi". You get it? You have Adi, his nickname, and then you have Das, which is part of his last name. Combine them and you get Adidas, a shoe name that we all know and love! No Adolf, no Adidas!
Who would name their child this?
Haha! Named after Adolf Hiltler or something? :))) It's JUST SO ' FUNNY!
Your sisters mista is called this but its actually your sister21 Comments
Imagine being Muslim and being called this...
This kid is bound to be piggish - Unicorn123
Is he really a pig LOL.
This name sucks28 Comments
How is Alexis a bad name? Really give me one good reason... that's right there is no good reason. There is a girl who name is alexis and she is so sweet. that's really mean!
WHO THINKS THIS IS A BAD NAME I HAVE A TEACHER WHO IS NAMED ALEXIS THIS IS SWEET NAME!
My little sister is the cutest thing in the world; she just got out of the hospital and her name is Alexis. I call her lex Lexi and I love her
My friends named this it's cute not bad and awesome73 Comments
When I think of Olga, I think of some old, creepy, Russian witch. - swrs1234
I thought I was the only one who dislikes this
When I hear that name I think of an oger
My teacher is named Olga lol - JGirlMusic23 Comments
Caca means poo is Spanish... yeah who calls their kid that
"I'm going to call them caca! "
"caca doesn't that mean poo in Spanish? "
Hmm I'm gonna name my kid poo but that's too weird how about caca some people wont know what that means
Caca means is poop in Arabic and Spanish. I'm so done-
Hey my name is caca - caca123430 Comments
Who would name their kid this? - Raccoon234
Yeah... this is a name. From the ever creative mind of Frank Zappa. - fireinside96
It sounds like a robot name, or some sort of name for a rocket that is supposed to land on the moon. "Moon Unit! Time for dinner data! " Says mom. "Coming mom unit! " - username34
That is pretty stupid - minongirl7713 Comments
You know those cute little nicknames that evolve from your real name, like Owie from Owen, or something. His would be Puberty. Ha Ha. " Oh, Puberty! Come here, I want you right here. " Ha Ha ha ha!
No offense to anyone with this name, but do parents actually name their children this? You know if you want to call them Bert you could always name them Bertrand or Hubert; but really, Pubert?!
Really how stupid is that its like going up to the meanest kid in school and saying " hi my name is pubert" no offense to anyone with this name but your parents are not right they need to think of their child28 Comments
Me and my friends joke about this name all the time I don't know okay?
Someone was actually named this for 9 years. - Raccoon234
Amazing. - Unicorn12315 Comments
Really? This is what happens when ghetto people try to make up names, which they think are so cool, for their kids.
I think this is an accidentally bad pronunciation of Gavin. - username34
I'm pretty sure the name originated from people trying to make fun of boys named Gavin.
I hope you know that gods mum (yes I said mum) named him Satan but she also named God so are they both horrible names to you or is God a good name to you?2 Comments
Best name ever! My non existent dog has this name and it's so dumb that all ye peasants are saying that my family member has a dumb name lollololol
Just why would anyone even think of naming their poor child Swquirty?
It's sounds like what your girl would call you while you two are bangin
If you name your child this I have one question for you: is your child a fish?!10 Comments
Alica not Alicia. You say it a-lick-a. It's not a bad name but I'd rather be called Alicia
It's a nice name not a bad name
I see nothing wrong with this name other than the fact that pronunciation is a bit troublesome without a little help. - username34
Its such a pretty name who would put that on worst names of all times8 Comments
If my name was eugene, id change it to Flynn Rider! Ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a reference to tangled
Careful with that axe, Eugene - Nickelstickman
"Eugene Krabs! You need to stop sniffing your money and start managing the Krusty Krab! " I don't mean to be offensive, it was just too tempting. - username34
This name is actually pronounced "Le-dash-a". You pronounce the dash. If you don't believe me, look it up. Stupidest name ever.
Just call your kid lea then
When there is a dash in the middle of a name, you know it is going to be hard to pronounce. - username34
Sounds like some manly Russia woman from the Middle Ages.10 Comments
" so the newest addition to my family is fluffy."
" Is fluffy a cat? "
" Dog? "
"Then what? "
" My baby sister, you idiot! "
Seriously? Just sad. "Hey Fluffy, come here." "You got a new dog? " "No, I'm talking to my kid."
I just want to find this person and give them a sympathetic hug. - username34
Reminds me of a furry cat or dog. Hey Fluffy want to fight? Might sound like your to soft and going to lose. Is he or she actually furry?22 Comments
I think its fine
That sounds like a show in Netflix that is so weak he could not lift that is half a pound
Come on, ian isn't that bad, apart from the name looking weird
Ian is the worst name in the world because a guy from my school name is Ian and he is so gay7 Comments
Sounds like Cereal
Celia is fine but CERLIA? No.
Is it like Sir-relia or Kirlia?
"hi my name is melfrid. I work in sexual marketing"
It sounds like one of those anti-social names. - username34
You just made your kid a butler
God gave me a good name what happened to you1 Comment
I love the singer Adele, so I can see myself using this as a tribute to her.
Goodbye from the other side! - mistyglow
Adele is a pretty good singer, I don't love her music, but I like it. - username34
What is rong with that name. Say one good reason for that being a bad name … well oh wait there isn't one
This is from Warrior Cats you know... see the second series.
I actually quite like this name it's really cool! It shouldn't be on this list!
It just sounds really weird to me... I don't know - Navylexi
I actually like this name. And Alexis5 Comments
I call my friend gertrude and she cannot stop laughing when I do
Boss: Gertrude! Go fix the regurgitating toilet on the 2nd floor, please!
Gertrude: Yeth ma'am.
( Tries to fix toilet)
Gertrude: But I can't Toi-toi and I are in love!
This name makes me want to fart
It sounds like regurgitate7 Comments
I actually wish I had this name.
Actually, Opal is a gemstone. I wouldn't name my child Opal though, it doesn't really have a nice ring to it. But it does look good written down. :P
This name is cool in my opinion.
This name is actually good5 Comments
This name's fine. - GamerXS
Why is my name on here? Why is it bad? At least it's not ridiculous like Gaylord or Shaniqua - MusicalPony
But he is the cool guy in my school
My dads name is john3 Comments
Eat my shorts! - Tgamez
Barf and meow... - mistyglow
Sounds like you're throwing up. - username345 Comments
It sounds like a little kid trying to say "Erin".
Erwin Smith! I think this is a great name!
Reminds me of a bug disguised as a leaf for some reason. - username34
This name is like a sneeze "Erwin".3 Comments
Stephen F Austin! The city was named after him! - Unicorn123
Austin is a nice name!
Most cities and places are named for or after a person. In this case, the person who founded Austin Texas must be named Austin or something like that. - username34
I know a city and a kid named Austin. I like this name. My name is John though.3 Comments
Boris the teeth guy
Why name your child after a politician? - Unnamed Google User Remade
When Trump has a better haircut than the most famous person with your child's name you should give up. - Puga
It's a Bulgarian/Romanian name. To foreigners it might sound weird, but to those where it's used, it's normal.11 Comments
Is it going to be fish tailed boy with blue hair going underwater to sing in class?
Gil's a cute name for a fish... Am I the only one who thinks of Gil from Descendants 2?
Um this is actually my name... To be honest I think its kinda boss because Alicia was just too mainstream :P
Bye Felicia! - Copenhagen
It sounds like "fellatio"
Bye booboo this name is great3 Comments
She's my BFF on hi puppies who quit I think this name is epic
I used to hate this name, but Arrow changed my opinion.
This is a good name not a bad name
Felicity! Felicity SMOKE! I love the flash!
It only works if you're having a big, annoying purple dinosaur who has his own sitcom.
IS he or she that purple dinosaur that I used to watch when I was little or something?
Barney Rubble! He's one of the favourite character of all time.
Barney from the Simpsons1 Comment
Parents: We should boost our child's probability of becoming a hooker!
Parents: By naming her Sextina!
Friend:... - username34
Invented by horny ass parents who had way too much sex.
To whoever has this name, I'm sorry
"Hi, I'm Sextina! "
"Um...um..." *runs away*
"What did I say? " - KayleeKicklighter
I think that's racist because that's an Islamic special month and it doesn't sound that bad
Ramadon is not racist u retards it’s part of a religion
Ramadan is an actual name guys... - Badassblackman3 Comments
I am eating at Bob’s Burgers - Tgamez
My neighbor is called bob lmao - Unicorn123
Minion or da Bob for today?
I love Bob! Not that I would name a child that though8 Comments
That name is in song lyrics, therefore it is good.
Name of a prescription healing herb that grows from the earth. I'm sure the many of cancer patients etc. named their kids this after the miracle plant that helped relieve pain and destroy their cancer cells. Take your "prohibition" elsewhere and go get drunk, loser.
I love that name a lot. It's better than Apple
Sounds like its from the 602 Comments
This name is kinda like poo and grass stains mixed together.
I love this name a lot
Heck no my friend is named McKenzie but pronounced like Mac -KEN z
I love this name But MACKENZIE pronounced Ma-ken-zee. A lot of people hate it because its boys but do you think I care if Mac is for boys. A lot of girls have Mackenzie which now makes it unisex so you can't just say its for boys.10 Comments
Jhon uh that sounds just like a normal name here in the U. S which is spelled John.
it is cool
Sounds like a corrupted form of ''Esmeralda'' (Emerald)
Sounds like an evil witch's name - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
THIS IS THE BEST NAME YOU CAN HAVE really TAKE IT OFF THE LIST
Sounds like an evil queens name. no offense. - username34
Wow how did that comment get approved
Who would name a poor child Melvin. It doesn't sound right MELVIN
What the hell?
The the the daaa. - mattstat7162 Comments
Best name ever! 1!
Yes, because naming my child after the God of evil definitely isn't going to get him teased or offend any religious people! *sarcasm*
"Satan who get the hell outa her"
"cause you are Satan"
How mean of the parents
If he's really popular, everyone is going to be like
"All hail the mighty Satan"
What messed up parents would name an adorable baby that!
But if he's JB's baby, then it would be fine.
My abusive cousins name
Sounds like a bad fever dream
When I saw this name I burst out laughing.
What? This is the dumbest name ever! - RockFashionista
I swear I've seen this one in Skyrim before2 Comments
My name is Tom - Jackinabox
My cats name is tom how dare u
Spell it normally at least. Sasha. - username34
Too bad Sasha and Sacha don't even sound the same.
You would say this name as sucker
That's my dogs name
XDDDd what what heppends if it a girl XDDdddVVDDD
This name is like the name guy, is it like when boy is a kid then you call him boy and when boy is an adult you call him guy like stupid names.
Maybe there mutants or a lesbian had sex with her and just for cover called him boy
I'm gonna name my daughter this when I grow up and give birth to a girl just for the sake of it5 Comments
Wats this mu brother is name dani this is bad
I hate all of these ghetto names. Just because you are of a different social class doesn't mean you should name your kid something ridiculous like this! It sounds like a tiny Latin American country!
That's my nickname but I'm white. My brother calls me Shaniqua. - Copenhagen
Read the book freakonomics. Even if I liked the name, you have doomed the child to a lifetime of negative assumptions. I'm not saying it's fair, it reality. For similar reasons I wouldn't name my kid "Rothchild".
I love this name, it's mine and my friends nickname "shaniqua the lamb" this shouldn't be on the list, it's an awesome name.4 Comments
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