Worst Names of All Time

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The Top Ten

1 Gaylord

Hail the lord of the gays

This is what Justin Bieber should change her name to. - tornadoeater

are you the lord of gayness or something

Howis that a name

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2 Dick

Lmfao
Poor little kid who's named like that!

I know most people know this. But there's a store called Dick's. And if your name is Dick... You DO NOT name a store after yourself. I'm sorry for all you Dicks out there-- wow, that sounds so wrong.

Obviously you shouldn't name your child this... This would be very odd if this was a girl name don't you think?

really

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3 Version 2.0

WOW LOL Who would give a kid a name like that? Oh, I'd like you to meet my son Version 2.0 and my wife Verizon.

So is it a computer? no it's my kid! huh?!?! - moose4life19

literally thats someones name - mtm817

I'm sorry but are people on the top 10's this retarded? I thought it was bad enough to have Justin beiber on almost every list but version 2.0? no one names there kid that

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4 Adolf

Haha! Named after Adolf Hiltler or something? :))) It's JUST SO ' FUNNY!

Forget about Hitler. Think about Adidas, which was founded by Adolf Dassler! He called himself "Adi". You get it? You have Adi, his nickname, and then you have Das, which is part of his last name. Combine them and you get Adidas, a shoe name that we all know and love! No Adolf, no Adidas!

Can't believe no one thought of this, because I wouldn't want this name. - jaguarkid140

Doo look at him and his hail hitler mustache

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5 Porky

I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually name a child porky. it sounds more like something you call someone to tease or be cruel to them.

Porky pig. Loony Toons. I love that show, even though it came on maybe 60 or 70 years before I was born. - username34

Who in the world would name there son/daughter PORKY r u serous right now! I just think it is the stupidest name ever! I don't like it at all

Oh this is so baddd

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6 Olga

When I think of Olga, I think of some old, creepy, Russian witch. - swrs1234

WHAT THE HECK KIND OG NAME IS OLGA? We're in the 21 century, people! Oh yeah, and my Best friend's name is Alexis, so vote it off the list! -

! In the book ella enchanted her stepmother is dame olga and she is so annoying and mean, I despise her. olga really is a bad name for a girl. olga even sounds funny!

I always think of old ladies for this name. - mistyglow

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7 Alexis

How is Alexis a bad name? Really give me one good reason... that's right there is no good reason. There is a girl who name is alexis and she is so sweet. that's really mean!

My little sister is the cutest thing in the world; she just got out of the hospital and her name is Alexis. I call her lex Lexi and I love her

How is Alexis a bad name my name is Alexis and I am offended by it I think it is a great name!

Is sautrelle

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8 Caca

Caca means poo is Spanish... yeah who calls their kid that
"I'm going to call them caca! "
"caca doesn't that mean poo in Spanish? "
"exactly! "

A Brazilian Stock Car driver called Caca Bueno finished 3rd in the recent season. His name means "poop good" or "poop well". That's a horrible name to have. Imagine him going on to the podium and the announcer saying, "Give it up for our race winner, Poop Well! " That is so embarrassing. by the way, bueno means good in Spanish.

Caca means crap in Romanian and it's a very ugly word. From the other comments, I learned it doesn't only mean that in Romanian. There were some poor villages in Romania called Cacova meaning crappy, but the Communists changed their names. You can say whatever you want about Communists, but I think they did a good thing for these villagers.

No! Just NO!

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9 Moon Unit

Yeah... this is a name. From the ever creative mind of Frank Zappa. - fireinside96

It sounds like a robot name, or some sort of name for a rocket that is supposed to land on the moon. "Moon Unit! Time for dinner data! " Says mom. "Coming mom unit! " - username34

That is pretty stupid - minongirl77

What the heck? I'd rather be named nothing than Moon Unit

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10 Pubert

You know those cute little nicknames that evolve from your real name, like Owie from Owen, or something. His would be Puberty. Ha Ha. " Oh, Puberty! Come here, I want you right here. " Ha Ha ha ha!

No offense to anyone with this name, but do parents actually name their children this? You know if you want to call them Bert you could always name them Bertrand or Hubert; but really, Pubert?!

Really how stupid is that its like going up to the meanest kid in school and saying " hi my name is pubert" no offense to anyone with this name but your parents are not right they need to think of their child

What a name

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11 Gavyn

Really? This is what happens when ghetto people try to make up names, which they think are so cool, for their kids.

I'm pretty sure the name originated from people trying to make fun of boys named Gavin.

I think this is an accidentally bad pronunciation of Gavin. - username34

That is spelled weirdly in my opinion.

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12 Tula Does the Hula from Hawaii

This is the single best name in the entire world, I don't care what you say, it is.

What just what

This is so funny! But seriously who would name there child that?!

That's not a name that's a sentence

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13 Swquirty

Just why would anyone even think of naming their poor child Swquirty?

If you name your child this I have one question for you: is your child a fish?!

It's sounds like what your girl would call you while you two are bangin

Best name ever! My non existent dog has this name and it's so dumb that all ye peasants are saying that my family member has a dumb name lollololol

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14 Alica

Alica not Alicia. You say it a-lick-a. It's not a bad name but I'd rather be called Alicia

It's a nice name not a bad name

I see nothing wrong with this name other than the fact that pronunciation is a bit troublesome without a little help. - username34

I can't pronuce it

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15 Eugene

If my name was eugene, id change it to Flynn Rider! Ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a reference to tangled

"Eugene Krabs! You need to stop sniffing your money and start managing the Krusty Krab! " I don't mean to be offensive, it was just too tempting. - username34

When I think about this name, it's like "Eugene Krabs! ".

Eugene Terre' Blanche. Enough said.

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16 Le-a

This name is actually pronounced "Le-dash-a". You pronounce the dash. If you don't believe me, look it up. Stupidest name ever.

When there is a dash in the middle of a name, you know it is going to be hard to pronounce. - username34

Sounds like some manly Russia woman from the Middle Ages.

I actually like that.

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17 Ian

I think its fine

That sounds like a show in Netflix that is so weak he could not lift that is half a pound

Come on, ian isn't that bad, apart from the name looking weird

Ian is gay...

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18 Fluffy

" so the newest addition to my family is fluffy."
" Is fluffy a cat? "
"No"
" Dog? "
"Then what? "
" My baby sister, you idiot! "
Ha ha

Seriously? Just sad. "Hey Fluffy, come here." "You got a new dog? " "No, I'm talking to my kid."

I just want to find this person and give them a sympathetic hug. - username34

Especially if the surname is Dick or Duck... Fluffy Dick or Fluffy Duck.

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19 Cerlia

Sounds like Cereal

Celia is fine but CERLIA? No.

Pokemon anyone

Is it like Sir-relia or Kirlia?

20 Sally
21 Adele Adele Adele Laurie Blue Adkins is an English singer and songwriter. Graduating from the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology in 2006, Adele was given a recording contract by XL Recordings after a friend posted her demo on Myspace the same year. She is best known with her international hit singles ...read more.

I love the singer Adele, so I can see myself using this as a tribute to her.

Adele is a pretty good singer, I don't love her music, but I like it. - username34

Goodbye from the other side! - mistyglow

What is rong with that name. Say one good reason for that being a bad name … well oh wait there isn't one

22 Melfrid

It sounds like one of those anti-social names. - username34

God gave me a good name what happened to you

You just made your kid a butler

But that's my friend's name. -.

23 Tom
24 Cody

I actually quite like this name it's really cool! It shouldn't be on this list!

It just sounds really weird to me... I don't know - Navylexi

I actually like this name. And Alexis

Cody maverick - NightmareIsHere_

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25 Opal

Actually, Opal is a gemstone. I wouldn't name my child Opal though, it doesn't really have a nice ring to it. But it does look good written down. :P

This name is cool in my opinion.

This name is actually good

I actually wish I had this name.

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26 Satan

Yes, because naming my child after the God of evil definitely isn't going to get him teased or offend any religious people! *sarcasm*

If he's really popular, everyone is going to be like

"All hail the mighty Satan"

What messed up parents would name an adorable baby that!

But if he's JB's baby, then it would be fine.

Horrible name for a child.

Give him a break my bestie s name is Praise God so name him Christian just not the devil's name please...

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27 Gertrude

The sound you make when you barf

I like this name, I'm reading a book at my school library called Margaret and the moth tree and in it there is a person called gertrude

I was almost named this. Good thing I got Grace.

Remember that ugly bird named Gertrude from Because of Winn-Dixie

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28 John

Why is my name on here? Why is it bad? At least it's not ridiculous like Gaylord or Shaniqua - MusicalPony

But he is the cool guy in my school

My dads name is john

John? John Cena!

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29 Oskar
30 Barney

It only works if you're having a big, annoying purple dinosaur who has his own sitcom.

IS he or she that purple dinosaur that I used to watch when I was little or something?

Barney Rubble! He's one of the favourite character of all time.

Barney from the Simpsons

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31 Bartholomew

Sounds like you're throwing up. - username34

Same like my comment on John. Bartholomew is one of Jesus apostles

This is Bart Simpsons real name from the show the simpsons

Barf and meow... - mistyglow

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32 Erwin

Erwin Smith! I think this is a great name!

Reminds me of a bug disguised as a leaf for some reason. - username34

This name is like a sneeze "Erwin".

It sounds like a little kid trying to say "Erin".

V 3 Comments
33 Felicia

Um this is actually my name... To be honest I think its kinda boss because Alicia was just too mainstream :P

Bye booboo this name is great

It sounds like "fellatio"

Bye Felicia! - Copenhagen

V 3 Comments
34 Austin

Austin is a nice name!

Most cities and places are named for or after a person. In this case, the person who founded Austin Texas must be named Austin or something like that. - username34

I know a city and a kid named Austin. I like this name. My name is John though.

I have a friend named Austin but everyone calls her Grace for some reason.

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35 Felicity

She's my BFF on hi puppies who quit I think this name is epic

I used to hate this name, but Arrow changed my opinion.

Felicity! Felicity SMOKE! I love the flash!

This is a good name not a bad name

36 Gil

Gil's a cute name for a fish... Am I the only one who thinks of Gil from Descendants 2?

37 Boris

When Trump has a better haircut than the most famous person with your child's name you should give up. - Puga

This is the name you should give a dog. Seriously! My dog's name is Boris! - Silverstripes13

It's a Bulgarian/Romanian name. To foreigners it might sound weird, but to those where it's used, it's normal.

Boris is Boring! That’s the first thing I thought of, so people may want to steer clear from this one.

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38 Ramadan

I think that's racist because that's an Islamic special month and it doesn't sound that bad

Ramadan is an actual name guys... - Badassblackman

That is the worst name ever

Ramen noodles?

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39 Mary Jane

Name of a prescription healing herb that grows from the earth. I'm sure the many of cancer patients etc. named their kids this after the miracle plant that helped relieve pain and destroy their cancer cells. Take your "prohibition" elsewhere and go get drunk, loser.

I love that name a lot. It's better than Apple

Sounds like its from the 60

That name is in song lyrics, therefore it is good.

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40 Sextina

Parents: We should boost our child's probability of becoming a hooker!
Friend: How?
Parents: By naming her Sextina!
Friend:... - username34

This woman better watch out because there are a lot of perverts out there who love these type of names!

WHY? SERIOUSLY! WHY? WHO DOES THIS? Her parents must have a very sick humor and with there daughter purposely offend everyone who meets her.

To whoever has this name, I'm sorry

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41 Bob

I love Bob! Not that I would name a child that though

Bob the builder

Blob laugh out loud

Minion or da Bob for today?

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42 Mckenzie

I love this name But MACKENZIE pronounced Ma-ken-zee. A lot of people hate it because its boys but do you think I care if Mac is for boys. A lot of girls have Mackenzie which now makes it unisex so you can't just say its for boys.

Sounds ugly and horrible. Kinda reminds me of McDonalds (Mac should also be on here for all the same reasons).

I have no problem with this name!

I like that!

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43 Jhon

Jhon uh that sounds just like a normal name here in the U. S which is spelled John.

it is cool

44 Ezmaralda

Sounds like an evil witch's name - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Sounds like an evil queens name. no offense. - username34

Sounds like a corrupted form of ''Esmeralda'' (Emerald)

THIS IS THE BEST NAME YOU CAN HAVE really TAKE IT OFF THE LIST

45 Buster
46 Melvin

Wow how did that comment get approved

Who would name a poor child Melvin. It doesn't sound right MELVIN

What the hell?

The the the daaa. - mattstat716

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47 Olly
48 Sacha

Spell it normally at least. Sasha. - username34

Too bad Sasha and Sacha don't even sound the same.

You would say this name as sucker

That's my dogs name

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49 Benalia
50 Boy

This name is like the name guy, is it like when boy is a kid then you call him boy and when boy is an adult you call him guy like stupid names.

Maybe there mutants or a lesbian had sex with her and just for cover called him boy

I'm gonna name my daughter this when I grow up and give birth to a girl just for the sake of it

Some Pervert in my class name is "My'Son"

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