Worst Names of All Timemtm817
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Hail the lord of the gays
This is what Justin Bieber should change her name to. - tornadoeater
are you the lord of gayness or something
Howis that a nameV 75 Comments
Poor little kid who's named like that!
I know most people know this. But there's a store called Dick's. And if your name is Dick... You DO NOT name a store after yourself. I'm sorry for all you Dicks out there-- wow, that sounds so wrong.
Obviously you shouldn't name your child this... This would be very odd if this was a girl name don't you think?
reallyV 53 Comments
WOW LOL Who would give a kid a name like that? Oh, I'd like you to meet my son Version 2.0 and my wife Verizon.
So is it a computer? no it's my kid! huh?!?! - moose4life19
literally thats someones name - mtm817
I'm sorry but are people on the top 10's this retarded? I thought it was bad enough to have Justin beiber on almost every list but version 2.0? no one names there kid thatV 46 Comments
Haha! Named after Adolf Hiltler or something? :))) It's JUST SO ' FUNNY!
Forget about Hitler. Think about Adidas, which was founded by Adolf Dassler! He called himself "Adi". You get it? You have Adi, his nickname, and then you have Das, which is part of his last name. Combine them and you get Adidas, a shoe name that we all know and love! No Adolf, no Adidas!
Can't believe no one thought of this, because I wouldn't want this name. - jaguarkid140
Doo look at him and his hail hitler mustacheV 18 Comments
I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually name a child porky. it sounds more like something you call someone to tease or be cruel to them.
Porky pig. Loony Toons. I love that show, even though it came on maybe 60 or 70 years before I was born. - username34
Who in the world would name there son/daughter PORKY r u serous right now! I just think it is the stupidest name ever! I don't like it at all
Oh this is so badddV 22 Comments
When I think of Olga, I think of some old, creepy, Russian witch. - swrs1234
WHAT THE HECK KIND OG NAME IS OLGA? We're in the 21 century, people! Oh yeah, and my Best friend's name is Alexis, so vote it off the list! -
! In the book ella enchanted her stepmother is dame olga and she is so annoying and mean, I despise her. olga really is a bad name for a girl. olga even sounds funny!
I always think of old ladies for this name. - mistyglowV 19 Comments
How is Alexis a bad name? Really give me one good reason... that's right there is no good reason. There is a girl who name is alexis and she is so sweet. that's really mean!
My little sister is the cutest thing in the world; she just got out of the hospital and her name is Alexis. I call her lex Lexi and I love her
How is Alexis a bad name my name is Alexis and I am offended by it I think it is a great name!
Is sautrelleV 63 Comments
Caca means poo is Spanish... yeah who calls their kid that
"I'm going to call them caca! "
"caca doesn't that mean poo in Spanish? "
A Brazilian Stock Car driver called Caca Bueno finished 3rd in the recent season. His name means "poop good" or "poop well". That's a horrible name to have. Imagine him going on to the podium and the announcer saying, "Give it up for our race winner, Poop Well! " That is so embarrassing. by the way, bueno means good in Spanish.
Caca means crap in Romanian and it's a very ugly word. From the other comments, I learned it doesn't only mean that in Romanian. There were some poor villages in Romania called Cacova meaning crappy, but the Communists changed their names. You can say whatever you want about Communists, but I think they did a good thing for these villagers.
No! Just NO!V 25 Comments
Yeah... this is a name. From the ever creative mind of Frank Zappa. - fireinside96
It sounds like a robot name, or some sort of name for a rocket that is supposed to land on the moon. "Moon Unit! Time for dinner data! " Says mom. "Coming mom unit! " - username34
That is pretty stupid - minongirl77
What the heck? I'd rather be named nothing than Moon UnitV 12 Comments
You know those cute little nicknames that evolve from your real name, like Owie from Owen, or something. His would be Puberty. Ha Ha. " Oh, Puberty! Come here, I want you right here. " Ha Ha ha ha!
No offense to anyone with this name, but do parents actually name their children this? You know if you want to call them Bert you could always name them Bertrand or Hubert; but really, Pubert?!
Really how stupid is that its like going up to the meanest kid in school and saying " hi my name is pubert" no offense to anyone with this name but your parents are not right they need to think of their child
What a nameV 27 Comments
Really? This is what happens when ghetto people try to make up names, which they think are so cool, for their kids.
I'm pretty sure the name originated from people trying to make fun of boys named Gavin.
I think this is an accidentally bad pronunciation of Gavin. - username34
That is spelled weirdly in my opinion.V 3 Comments
This is the single best name in the entire world, I don't care what you say, it is.
What just what
This is so funny! But seriously who would name there child that?!
That's not a name that's a sentenceV 8 Comments
Just why would anyone even think of naming their poor child Swquirty?
If you name your child this I have one question for you: is your child a fish?!
It's sounds like what your girl would call you while you two are bangin
Best name ever! My non existent dog has this name and it's so dumb that all ye peasants are saying that my family member has a dumb name lollolololV 12 Comments
Alica not Alicia. You say it a-lick-a. It's not a bad name but I'd rather be called Alicia
It's a nice name not a bad name
I see nothing wrong with this name other than the fact that pronunciation is a bit troublesome without a little help. - username34
I can't pronuce itV 8 Comments
If my name was eugene, id change it to Flynn Rider! Ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a reference to tangled
"Eugene Krabs! You need to stop sniffing your money and start managing the Krusty Krab! " I don't mean to be offensive, it was just too tempting. - username34
When I think about this name, it's like "Eugene Krabs! ".
Eugene Terre' Blanche. Enough said.V 4 Comments
This name is actually pronounced "Le-dash-a". You pronounce the dash. If you don't believe me, look it up. Stupidest name ever.
When there is a dash in the middle of a name, you know it is going to be hard to pronounce. - username34
Sounds like some manly Russia woman from the Middle Ages.
I actually like that.V 9 Comments
I think its fine
That sounds like a show in Netflix that is so weak he could not lift that is half a pound
Come on, ian isn't that bad, apart from the name looking weird
Ian is gay...V 8 Comments
" so the newest addition to my family is fluffy."
" Is fluffy a cat? "
" Dog? "
"Then what? "
" My baby sister, you idiot! "
Seriously? Just sad. "Hey Fluffy, come here." "You got a new dog? " "No, I'm talking to my kid."
I just want to find this person and give them a sympathetic hug. - username34
Especially if the surname is Dick or Duck... Fluffy Dick or Fluffy Duck.V 22 Comments
Sounds like Cereal
Celia is fine but CERLIA? No.
Is it like Sir-relia or Kirlia?
I love the singer Adele, so I can see myself using this as a tribute to her.
Adele is a pretty good singer, I don't love her music, but I like it. - username34
Goodbye from the other side! - mistyglow
What is rong with that name. Say one good reason for that being a bad name … well oh wait there isn't one
It sounds like one of those anti-social names. - username34
God gave me a good name what happened to you
You just made your kid a butler
But that's my friend's name. -.
I actually quite like this name it's really cool! It shouldn't be on this list!
It just sounds really weird to me... I don't know - Navylexi
I actually like this name. And Alexis
Cody maverick - NightmareIsHere_V 3 Comments
Actually, Opal is a gemstone. I wouldn't name my child Opal though, it doesn't really have a nice ring to it. But it does look good written down. :P
This name is cool in my opinion.
This name is actually good
I actually wish I had this name.V 5 Comments
Yes, because naming my child after the God of evil definitely isn't going to get him teased or offend any religious people! *sarcasm*
If he's really popular, everyone is going to be like
"All hail the mighty Satan"
What messed up parents would name an adorable baby that!
But if he's JB's baby, then it would be fine.
Horrible name for a child.
Give him a break my bestie s name is Praise God so name him Christian just not the devil's name please...V 2 Comments
The sound you make when you barf
I like this name, I'm reading a book at my school library called Margaret and the moth tree and in it there is a person called gertrude
I was almost named this. Good thing I got Grace.
Remember that ugly bird named Gertrude from Because of Winn-DixieV 3 Comments
Why is my name on here? Why is it bad? At least it's not ridiculous like Gaylord or Shaniqua - MusicalPony
But he is the cool guy in my school
My dads name is john
John? John Cena!V 1 Comment
It only works if you're having a big, annoying purple dinosaur who has his own sitcom.
IS he or she that purple dinosaur that I used to watch when I was little or something?
Barney Rubble! He's one of the favourite character of all time.
Barney from the SimpsonsV 1 Comment
Sounds like you're throwing up. - username34
Same like my comment on John. Bartholomew is one of Jesus apostles
This is Bart Simpsons real name from the show the simpsons
Barf and meow... - mistyglowV 3 Comments
Erwin Smith! I think this is a great name!
Reminds me of a bug disguised as a leaf for some reason. - username34
This name is like a sneeze "Erwin".
It sounds like a little kid trying to say "Erin".V 3 Comments
Um this is actually my name... To be honest I think its kinda boss because Alicia was just too mainstream :P
Bye booboo this name is great
It sounds like "fellatio"
Bye Felicia! - CopenhagenV 3 Comments
Austin is a nice name!
Most cities and places are named for or after a person. In this case, the person who founded Austin Texas must be named Austin or something like that. - username34
I know a city and a kid named Austin. I like this name. My name is John though.
I have a friend named Austin but everyone calls her Grace for some reason.V 2 Comments
She's my BFF on hi puppies who quit I think this name is epic
I used to hate this name, but Arrow changed my opinion.
Felicity! Felicity SMOKE! I love the flash!
This is a good name not a bad name
Gil's a cute name for a fish... Am I the only one who thinks of Gil from Descendants 2?
When Trump has a better haircut than the most famous person with your child's name you should give up. - Puga
This is the name you should give a dog. Seriously! My dog's name is Boris! - Silverstripes13
It's a Bulgarian/Romanian name. To foreigners it might sound weird, but to those where it's used, it's normal.
Boris is Boring! That’s the first thing I thought of, so people may want to steer clear from this one.V 9 Comments
I think that's racist because that's an Islamic special month and it doesn't sound that bad
Ramadan is an actual name guys... - Badassblackman
That is the worst name ever
Ramen noodles?V 2 Comments
Name of a prescription healing herb that grows from the earth. I'm sure the many of cancer patients etc. named their kids this after the miracle plant that helped relieve pain and destroy their cancer cells. Take your "prohibition" elsewhere and go get drunk, loser.
I love that name a lot. It's better than Apple
Sounds like its from the 60
That name is in song lyrics, therefore it is good.V 3 Comments
Parents: We should boost our child's probability of becoming a hooker!
Parents: By naming her Sextina!
Friend:... - username34
This woman better watch out because there are a lot of perverts out there who love these type of names!
WHY? SERIOUSLY! WHY? WHO DOES THIS? Her parents must have a very sick humor and with there daughter purposely offend everyone who meets her.
To whoever has this name, I'm sorryV 11 Comments
I love Bob! Not that I would name a child that though
Bob the builder
Blob laugh out loud
Minion or da Bob for today?V 6 Comments
I love this name But MACKENZIE pronounced Ma-ken-zee. A lot of people hate it because its boys but do you think I care if Mac is for boys. A lot of girls have Mackenzie which now makes it unisex so you can't just say its for boys.
Sounds ugly and horrible. Kinda reminds me of McDonalds (Mac should also be on here for all the same reasons).
I have no problem with this name!
I like that!V 7 Comments
Jhon uh that sounds just like a normal name here in the U. S which is spelled John.
it is cool
Sounds like an evil witch's name - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Sounds like an evil queens name. no offense. - username34
Sounds like a corrupted form of ''Esmeralda'' (Emerald)
THIS IS THE BEST NAME YOU CAN HAVE really TAKE IT OFF THE LIST
Wow how did that comment get approved
Who would name a poor child Melvin. It doesn't sound right MELVIN
What the hell?
The the the daaa. - mattstat716V 2 Comments
Spell it normally at least. Sasha. - username34
Too bad Sasha and Sacha don't even sound the same.
You would say this name as sucker
That's my dogs nameV 1 Comment
This name is like the name guy, is it like when boy is a kid then you call him boy and when boy is an adult you call him guy like stupid names.
Maybe there mutants or a lesbian had sex with her and just for cover called him boy
I'm gonna name my daughter this when I grow up and give birth to a girl just for the sake of it
Some Pervert in my class name is "My'Son"V 4 Comments
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