Worst Names of All Time

The Top Ten Worst Names of All Time

1 Gaylord

Hail the lord of the gays

This is what Justin Bieber should change her name to. - tornadoeater

I don't like this name because I think it means a Fibber that lies 24/7!

I am watching Lord Gay to see if he lies!

are you the lord of gayness or something

2 Dick

Lmfao
Poor little kid who's named like that!

I know most people know this. But there's a store called Dick's. And if your name is Dick... You DO NOT name a store after yourself. I'm sorry for all you Dicks out there-- wow, that sounds so wrong.

Obviously you shouldn't name your child this... This would be very odd if this was a girl name don't you think?

Me to that is my last name and its denotation (dictionary definition)is powerful ruler, but the connotation( the meaning we attach to a word) we all know what it means.

3 Version 2.0

WOW LOL Who would give a kid a name like that? Oh, I'd like you to meet my son Version 2.0 and my wife Verizon.

So is it a computer? no it's my kid! huh?!?! - moose4life19

literally thats someones name - mtm817

I think their parents are lifeless scientists that spend too much time with their electronics to the point that they care more about their electronics than their kids and don't know how to raise a real kid, so they name their kid a computer name to make it easier on themselves. - username34

4 Adolf

Forget about Hitler. Think about Adidas, which was founded by Adolf Dassler! He called himself "Adi". You get it? You have Adi, his nickname, and then you have Das, which is part of his last name. Combine them and you get Adidas, a shoe name that we all know and love! No Adolf, no Adidas!

Haha! Named after Adolf Hiltler or something? :))) It's JUST SO ' FUNNY!

Can't believe no one thought of this, because I wouldn't want this name. - jaguarkid140

Your sisters mista is called this but its actually your sister

5 Porky

Like that boy/ girl is fatter than a pig. And got a sibling named beefy, maybe a father named fishy. - LilyGladon

I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually name a child porky. it sounds more like something you call someone to tease or be cruel to them.

Porky pig. Loony Toons. I love that show, even though it came on maybe 60 or 70 years before I was born. - username34

Spankety Spankety Spankety!

-Porky Minch, 2nd In Comand of Giygas' Army

6 Alexis

How is Alexis a bad name? Really give me one good reason... that's right there is no good reason. There is a girl who name is alexis and she is so sweet. that's really mean!

My little sister is the cutest thing in the world; she just got out of the hospital and her name is Alexis. I call her lex Lexi and I love her

How is Alexis a bad name my name is Alexis and I am offended by it I think it is a great name!

Wow my name is alexis and I was just reading this for fun..

7 Caca

Caca means poo is Spanish... yeah who calls their kid that
"I'm going to call them caca! "
"caca doesn't that mean poo in Spanish? "
"exactly! "

Hmm I'm gonna name my kid poo but that's too weird how about caca some people wont know what that means

A Brazilian Stock Car driver called Caca Bueno finished 3rd in the recent season. His name means "poop good" or "poop well". That's a horrible name to have. Imagine him going on to the podium and the announcer saying, "Give it up for our race winner, Poop Well! " That is so embarrassing. by the way, bueno means good in Spanish.

Caca means crap in Romanian and it's a very ugly word. From the other comments, I learned it doesn't only mean that in Romanian. There were some poor villages in Romania called Cacova meaning crappy, but the Communists changed their names. You can say whatever you want about Communists, but I think they did a good thing for these villagers.

8 Moon Unit

Yeah... this is a name. From the ever creative mind of Frank Zappa. - fireinside96

It sounds like a robot name, or some sort of name for a rocket that is supposed to land on the moon. "Moon Unit! Time for dinner data! " Says mom. "Coming mom unit! " - username34

That is pretty stupid - minongirl77

This is a ugly crappy name

9 Pubert

You know those cute little nicknames that evolve from your real name, like Owie from Owen, or something. His would be Puberty. Ha Ha. " Oh, Puberty! Come here, I want you right here. " Ha Ha ha ha!

No offense to anyone with this name, but do parents actually name their children this? You know if you want to call them Bert you could always name them Bertrand or Hubert; but really, Pubert?!

Really how stupid is that its like going up to the meanest kid in school and saying " hi my name is pubert" no offense to anyone with this name but your parents are not right they need to think of their child

Pubert sounds like Hubert. laugh out loud. Puberty, like that other guy said. I don't mean to be mean (weird repeat of words), in fact, my name (classified due to privacy. you Mad? ) is made fun of too in another list by a very un-funny idiot. - username34

10 Olga

I had an English teacher named Olga, she was a terrible teacher, she pronounced island "is-land" and she scolded me in front of the whole class when I pointed out her mistake.

There is someone in my school named Olga. I like the name Olga, however, some students think it is weird. They were making puns of her name and called her an ogre, and they also made a pun saying "Olga, New-ga"

When I think of Olga, I think of some old, creepy, Russian witch. - swrs1234

WHAT THE HECK KIND OG NAME IS OLGA? We're in the 21 century, people! Oh yeah, and my Best friend's name is Alexis, so vote it off the list! -

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11 Gavyn

Really? This is what happens when ghetto people try to make up names, which they think are so cool, for their kids.

I think this is an accidentally bad pronunciation of Gavin. - username34

I'm pretty sure the name originated from people trying to make fun of boys named Gavin.

I hope you know that gods mum (yes I said mum) named him Satan but she also named God so are they both horrible names to you or is God a good name to you?

12 Swquirty

Just why would anyone even think of naming their poor child Swquirty?

Best name ever! My non existent dog has this name and it's so dumb that all ye peasants are saying that my family member has a dumb name lollololol

It's sounds like what your girl would call you while you two are bangin

If you name your child this I have one question for you: is your child a fish?!

13 Alica

Alica not Alicia. You say it a-lick-a. It's not a bad name but I'd rather be called Alicia

It's a nice name not a bad name

I see nothing wrong with this name other than the fact that pronunciation is a bit troublesome without a little help. - username34

Its such a pretty name who would put that on worst names of all times

14 Eugene

If my name was eugene, id change it to Flynn Rider! Ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a reference to tangled

"Eugene Krabs! You need to stop sniffing your money and start managing the Krusty Krab! " I don't mean to be offensive, it was just too tempting. - username34

When I think about this name, it's like "Eugene Krabs! ".

It sounds like that kid in school with the dorky glasses and freckles.

15 Fluffy

" so the newest addition to my family is fluffy."
" Is fluffy a cat? "
"No"
" Dog? "
"Then what? "
" My baby sister, you idiot! "
Ha ha

Seriously? Just sad. "Hey Fluffy, come here." "You got a new dog? " "No, I'm talking to my kid."

I just want to find this person and give them a sympathetic hug. - username34

Reminds me of a furry cat or dog. Hey Fluffy want to fight? Might sound like your to soft and going to lose. Is he or she actually furry?

16 Le-a

This name is actually pronounced "Le-dash-a". You pronounce the dash. If you don't believe me, look it up. Stupidest name ever.

When there is a dash in the middle of a name, you know it is going to be hard to pronounce. - username34

Sounds like some manly Russia woman from the Middle Ages.

Did they like accidentally make a pencil mark when filling out the birth certificate?

17 Ian

The worst nickname of all time (in my world) is Baby Ian, when you look at the words, it’s not so bad, but when you are like having a super bad day and your temper is rising, your mortal enemy calls you a baby... >=( but with the name Ian is just so much worse... I pity the Ian s in the universe... - LilyGladon

I think its fine

That sounds like a show in Netflix that is so weak he could not lift that is half a pound

Come on, ian isn't that bad, apart from the name looking weird

18 Cerlia

Sounds like Cereal

Celia is fine but CERLIA? No.

Pokemon anyone

Is it like Sir-relia or Kirlia?

19 Melfrid

It sounds like one of those anti-social names. - username34

You just made your kid a butler

God gave me a good name what happened to you

"hi my name is melfrid. I work in sexual marketing"

20 Cody

Sorry I voted so I could say that this is a cool name! My friend’s name is Cody and he is so sweet! Gertrude is unfortunate tho

I actually quite like this name it's really cool! It shouldn't be on this list!

It just sounds really weird to me... I don't know - Navylexi

I actually like this name. And Alexis

21 Gertrude

I call my friend gertrude and she cannot stop laughing when I do

Boss: Gertrude! Go fix the regurgitating toilet on the 2nd floor, please!
Gertrude: Yeth ma'am.
( Tries to fix toilet)
Gertrude: But I can't Toi-toi and I are in love!
Boss:...what

The sound you make when you barf

I like this name, I'm reading a book at my school library called Margaret and the moth tree and in it there is a person called gertrude

22 Opal

Actually, Opal is a gemstone. I wouldn't name my child Opal though, it doesn't really have a nice ring to it. But it does look good written down. :P

This name is cool in my opinion.

I actually wish I had this name.

This name is actually good

23 John

Why is my name on here? Why is it bad? At least it's not ridiculous like Gaylord or Shaniqua - MusicalPony

But he is the cool guy in my school

My dads name is john

It means toilet

24 Bartholomew

Sounds like you're throwing up. - username34

Same like my comment on John. Bartholomew is one of Jesus apostles

This is Bart Simpsons real name from the show the simpsons

Barry Allen thank you very much... his full name is Bartholomew Henry Allen

25 Erwin

Erwin Smith! I think this is a great name!

Reminds me of a bug disguised as a leaf for some reason. - username34

This name is like a sneeze "Erwin".

It sounds like a little kid trying to say "Erin".

26 Austin

Austin is a nice name!

Most cities and places are named for or after a person. In this case, the person who founded Austin Texas must be named Austin or something like that. - username34

I know a city and a kid named Austin. I like this name. My name is John though.

I have a friend named Austin but everyone calls her Grace for some reason.

27 Felicia

Um this is actually my name... To be honest I think its kinda boss because Alicia was just too mainstream :P

It sounds like "fellatio"

Bye booboo this name is great

This is HORRIBLE what is wrong with those devil parents

28 Felicity

She's my BFF on hi puppies who quit I think this name is epic

I used to hate this name, but Arrow changed my opinion.

This is a good name not a bad name

Felicity! Felicity SMOKE! I love the flash!

29 Boris

Why name your child after a politician? - Unnamed Google User Remade

When Trump has a better haircut than the most famous person with your child's name you should give up. - Puga

It's a Bulgarian/Romanian name. To foreigners it might sound weird, but to those where it's used, it's normal.

This is the name you should give a dog. Seriously! My dog's name is Boris! - Silverstripes13

30 Barney

It only works if you're having a big, annoying purple dinosaur who has his own sitcom.

IS he or she that purple dinosaur that I used to watch when I was little or something?

Barney Rubble! He's one of the favourite character of all time.

Barney from the Simpsons

31 Sextina

Parents: We should boost our child's probability of becoming a hooker!
Friend: How?
Parents: By naming her Sextina!
Friend:... - username34

This woman better watch out because there are a lot of perverts out there who love these type of names!

WHY? SERIOUSLY! WHY? WHO DOES THIS? Her parents must have a very sick humor and with there daughter purposely offend everyone who meets her.

Invented by horny ass parents who had way too much sex.

32 Ramadan

I think that's racist because that's an Islamic special month and it doesn't sound that bad

Ramadan is an actual name guys... - Badassblackman

Ramen noodles?

That is the worst name ever

33 Bob

I love Bob! Not that I would name a child that though

Bob the builder

Blob laugh out loud

It my nick name

34 Mary Jane

Name of a prescription healing herb that grows from the earth. I'm sure the many of cancer patients etc. named their kids this after the miracle plant that helped relieve pain and destroy their cancer cells. Take your "prohibition" elsewhere and go get drunk, loser.

I love that name a lot. It's better than Apple

That name is in song lyrics, therefore it is good.

Sounds like its from the 60

35 Tula Does the Hula from Hawaii

Me and my friends joke about this name all the time I don't know okay?

1st kid: Tula
2nd kid: Does
3rd kid: The
4th kid: Hula
5th kid: From
6th kid: Hawaii

Me: Perfect :)

This is the single best name in the entire world, I don't care what you say, it is.

Is this an actual name? Can I be renamed this? Please? It’s epic! This is the best name!

36 Jhon

Jhon uh that sounds just like a normal name here in the U. S which is spelled John.

it is cool

37 Mckenzie

I love this name But MACKENZIE pronounced Ma-ken-zee. A lot of people hate it because its boys but do you think I care if Mac is for boys. A lot of girls have Mackenzie which now makes it unisex so you can't just say its for boys.

Heck no my friend is named McKenzie but pronounced like Mac -KEN z

Sounds ugly and horrible. Kinda reminds me of McDonalds (Mac should also be on here for all the same reasons).

I have no problem with this name!

38 Ezmaralda

Sounds like an evil witch's name - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

THIS IS THE BEST NAME YOU CAN HAVE really TAKE IT OFF THE LIST

Sounds like an evil queens name. no offense. - username34

Sounds like a corrupted form of ''Esmeralda'' (Emerald)

39 Adele Adele Laurie Blue Adkins is an English singer and songwriter. Graduating from the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology in 2006, Adele was given a recording contract by XL Recordings after a friend posted her demo on Myspace the same year. She is best known with her international hit singles ...read more.

I love the singer Adele, so I can see myself using this as a tribute to her.

Adele is a pretty good singer, I don't love her music, but I like it. - username34

Goodbye from the other side! - mistyglow

What is rong with that name. Say one good reason for that being a bad name … well oh wait there isn't one

40 Satan

"Satan who get the hell outa her"
"why? "
"cause you are Satan"

How mean of the parents

Yes, because naming my child after the God of evil definitely isn't going to get him teased or offend any religious people! *sarcasm*

If he's really popular, everyone is going to be like

"All hail the mighty Satan"

What messed up parents would name an adorable baby that!

But if he's JB's baby, then it would be fine.

Horrible name for a child.

41 Benalia
42 Tom

My cats name is tom how dare u

My name is Tom - Jackinabox

43 Sacha

Spell it normally at least. Sasha. - username34

Too bad Sasha and Sacha don't even sound the same.

You would say this name as sucker

That's my dogs name

44 Boy

This name is like the name guy, is it like when boy is a kid then you call him boy and when boy is an adult you call him guy like stupid names.

Maybe there mutants or a lesbian had sex with her and just for cover called him boy

I'm gonna name my daughter this when I grow up and give birth to a girl just for the sake of it

What if someone named their daughter this name...

45 Melvin

Wow how did that comment get approved

Who would name a poor child Melvin. It doesn't sound right MELVIN

What the hell?

The the the daaa. - mattstat716

46 Uthgherd

What? This is the dumbest name ever! - RockFashionista

Sounds like some idiot trying to say "that's good" but failing miserably. - K1l

I swear I've seen this one in Skyrim before

Haha sips uses this name

When I saw this name I burst out laughing.

47 Sally
48 Danil

Wats this mu brother is name dani this is bad

49 Shaniqua

I hate all of these ghetto names. Just because you are of a different social class doesn't mean you should name your kid something ridiculous like this! It sounds like a tiny Latin American country!

Read the book freakonomics. Even if I liked the name, you have doomed the child to a lifetime of negative assumptions. I'm not saying it's fair, it reality. For similar reasons I wouldn't name my kid "Rothchild".

I love this name, it's mine and my friends nickname "shaniqua the lamb" this shouldn't be on the list, it's an awesome name.

That's my nickname but I'm white. My brother calls me Shaniqua. - Copenhagen

50 Barbara

The name reminds me of Selma and Patty from the 'Simpsons'

Or from the thundermans - Unicorn123

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