Top 10 Worst Places to Be Nude
The Top Ten
1 In Court
2 Police Station
Nice way to instantly go to jail.
3 Principal's Office
Unless the principal is a pervert.
4 Crowded Mall
I have some strange dreams about this. Thankfully for everyone that's as far as it gets.
Literally be the center of attention.
5 Public Park
6 Elementary School
Where do I start...
7 Chernobyl
Unless you want to be a ghoul.
8 Dark Alley
I would not recommend passing a dark alley even when clothed.
9 Church
10 Anti-Nude Rally
The Contenders
11 Island with Cannibal Tribes
At least you'll finally be useful. As a food source that is.
12 Public Transport
13 Airport
14 Sporting Event
15 Theme Park
16 Tiananmen Square
17 Mecca
18 At a Televised Awards Ceremony
19 Antarctica
20 At a Funeral
21 At a Wedding
22 Island Full of Snakes
And most of them are venomous.
23 Brooklyn Bridge
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