Top Ten Worst Replacements for Shoes

Can't Find Shoes? Improvise! Wait, No That's a bad idea as this lists shows some of the worst improvisations.

The Top Ten

1 Cactus

Ouch! That would hurt! Help! I just injured my feet! Help!

2 Roombas

3 Whoopee Cushions

You are going to make fart noises all the time with those "shoes".

4 Tacks

Similar To Cactus, But This Would be HORRIBLE!

5 Beehives

I'm not getting anywhere near a beehive, no thank you.

6 Rotten Food

7 Living Crabs

8 Spray Bottles

9 Plungers

10 Stilts

The Contenders

11 Crocs

12 Fire

13 Wasps

That would be the worst if wasps nest was used as a shoe then they would attack you

14 A Banana Peel

I would not want to wear a slippery banana peel on my feet.

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