Worst Things to Find In a Dark Cave

The Top Ten
1 A wild bear with rabies

Hopefully, you're not carrying a bag of beef jerky with you.

2 Hitler's coffin

This would be creepy. Especially if it was Hitler's ghost who was inside.

3 Bigfoot In North American folklore, Bigfoot or Sasquatch are said to be hairy, upright-walking, ape-like creatures that dwell in the wilderness and leave footprints.
4 Your teacher
5 A serial killer holding a chainsaw

"Dang it! I knew I shoulda brought my dagger! "

6 Dierks Bentley singing Drunk On A Plane

Holy Crap, that song is the worst song ever!

7 Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". Despite her controversial songs, Brent Staples from "The New York Times" claimed her to be 'the most influential female rapper of all time', presumably distinctive for her fast flow and her use of alter egos with Cockney accent. She has endorsed Adidas, MAC Cosmetics and Pepsi. Minaj has received ten Grammy-nominations throughout her career, and has won multiple awards including the Billboard's Women in Music 2011 Rising Star award.

Don't get me started.

8 Medusa

Hey if being poisoned to death isn't bad, being prettified and having your soul thrown into a oblivion is better.

I don't wanna die because a lady killed me with poisonous snakes!

9 Dora, Barney, and Uncle Grandpa

The worst characters of all time.

10 Satan

Satan is evil and Hitler's body was never found after he was flown to America his body must have fell from a plane mysteriously

I'd better bring The Bible on this trip.

The Contenders
11 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
12 A empty report card
13 Bowser
14 A shattered china doll
15 A crash site
16 A giant rabid skeleton bear
17 Dork Diaries
18 The Grinch The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story How the Grinch Stole Christmas! In 1982, he appeared in a crossover with the Cat in the Hat, with the 25 minute episode 'The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat' and in 2018 will ...read more.
19 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more
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