Worst Things to Find In a Dark Cave


The Top Ten

1 A wild bear with rabies

Hopefully, you're not carrying a bag of beef jerky with you. - OhioStateBuckeyes

2 Hitler's coffin

This would be creepy. Especially if it was Hitler's ghost who was inside. - OhioStateBuckeyes

3 Bigfoot Bigfoot

I know he's not real, but it'd still be kinda weird. - OhioStateBuckeyes

4 Your teacher

This would be... awkward. - OhioStateBuckeyes


5 A serial killer holding a chainsaw

"Dang it! I knew I shoulda brought my dagger! " - OhioStateBuckeyes

6 Dierks Bentley singing Drunk On A Plane

Holy Crap, that song is the worst song ever! - OhioStateBuckeyes

7 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper/pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.

To be honest, I wouldn't know how to react. - mayamanga

Don't get me started. - OhioStateBuckeyes

8 Medusa

Hey if being poisoned to death isn't bad, being prettified and having your soul thrown into a oblivion is better.

I don't wanna die because a lady killed me with poisonous snakes! - OhioStateBuckeyes

9 Dora, Barney, and Uncle Grandpa

The worst characters of all time. - OhioStateBuckeyes

10 Satan

Satan is evil and Hitler's body was never found after he was flown to America his body must have fell from a plane mysteriously - 2storm

I'd better bring The Bible on this trip. - OhioStateBuckeyes

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

No, just, no.

12 A empty report card
13 Bowser
14 A shattered china doll
15 A crash site
16 A giant rabid skeleton bear
17 Dork Diaries

I'd light a fire and then burn the books >:D - mayamanga

18 The Grinch The Grinch The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story How the Grinch Stole Christmas! In 1982, he appeared in a crossover with the Cat in the Hat, with the 25 minute episode 'The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat' and in 2018 will ...read more.
19 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
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