Top Ten Worst Things to Hear After You DiePositronWildhawk You're going to the afterlife. It could be heaven, it could be your digitised conscience, but it could really have unsettling terms and conditions. And you certainly don't want to hear these phrases as you move on after your death.
The Top Ten
Eternal death is worse than being in an eternal dark void forever. But I believe in God and that Jesus saved us, so we can all get to Heaven. May The Lord be with you. - ethanmeinster
This would feel degrading - Curti2594
This is more than likely what happens. - Joeflan
That would be a huge disappointment.
But I'd die to go to heaven! Oops I'm dead already 0_0 - jmepa1234V 1 Comment
Slow computers. Don't you just hate them? - PositronWildhawk
And, naturally, I'm thinking: "WHAT?!?! " - PositronWildhawk
Blast it! That's my dough you're talking' 'bout! - HezarioSeth
Thinking that you'd need your wallet in heaven kind of spoils the point, doesn't it? - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
Schrödinger's cat is pacing frantically in its box. Maybe. - PositronWildhawk
Devil says that to you. Your think about all of the things you did in life then he burns you! - timmytime
Haha! Look at that guy! 'He was such a noble person... ' Are they actually talking' 'bout me?! - HezarioSeth
Question for Pos-hawk: why is your #10 the one I always end up voting for? This is hilarious! - BritgirlV 2 Comments
The music in hell would actually be Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and Nicki Minaj - Adamshane1999V 3 Comments
That's probably the worst.V 1 Comment
You suck at life
I think it would just be terrible to hear absolutely nothing.
Well, this website now knows my deepest fear. - keycha1n
IT'S THAT E- Wait, where's my wallet! - Poptropica
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2. We can't upload your conscience to the network for the next six months due to server overload.
3. We failed to forward your afterlife insurance to the since abandoned orphanage.