Top Ten Worst Things to Hear After You Die

PositronWildhawk
You're going to the afterlife. It could be heaven, it could be your digitised conscience, but it could really have unsettling terms and conditions. And you certainly don't want to hear these phrases as you move on after your death.

The Top Ten

1 This is Hell. You don't think that guy in the robe was crazy now, right?

Eternal death is worse than being in an eternal dark void forever. But I believe in God and that Jesus saved us, so we can all get to Heaven. May The Lord be with you. - ethanmeinster

2 There is no afterlife. Sorry we wasted your time.

This would feel degrading - Curti2594

This is more than likely what happens. - Joeflan

That would be a huge disappointment.

But I'd die to go to heaven! Oops I'm dead already 0_0 - jmepa1234

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3 We can't upload your conscience to the network for the next six months due to server overload.

Slow computers. Don't you just hate them? - PositronWildhawk

4 We failed to forward your afterlife insurance to the since abandoned orphanage.

And, naturally, I'm thinking: "WHAT?!?! " - PositronWildhawk

Blast it! That's my dough you're talking' 'bout! - HezarioSeth

5 Why did you leave your wallet behind? You'll need that!

Thinking that you'd need your wallet in heaven kind of spoils the point, doesn't it? - PositronWildhawk

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6 We can't confirm you're dead until we collapse each wave function. V 1 Comment
7 We're trying to recover your brain configuration, but will have to reassemble them after that blast first.

Devil says that to you. Your think about all of the things you did in life then he burns you! - timmytime

8 Are you watching your funeral? It's rather comical.

Haha! Look at that guy! 'He was such a noble person... ' Are they actually talking' 'bout me?! - HezarioSeth

Question for Pos-hawk: why is your #10 the one I always end up voting for? This is hilarious! - Britgirl

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9 Do you like AC/DC?

The music in hell would actually be Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and Nicki Minaj - Adamshane1999

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10 Oops. Hit delete. Please stand by.

The Contenders

11 Your life was just a dream

That's probably the worst.

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12 Game over V 1 Comment
13 *Nothing*

I think it would just be terrible to hear absolutely nothing.

Well, this website now knows my deepest fear. - keycha1n

14 Welcome to Hell, Please Don't Enjoy Your Stay.
15 To proceed to heaven, please pay two dollars

IT'S THAT E- Wait, where's my wallet! - Poptropica

16 I hope you have a nice afterlife
17 You're here as well?
18 What The Heck Are You Doing Here?!
19 Obama?! Why, it's a pleasure, didn't know your secret headquarters was here of all places
20 Good, now that you died go make me a sandwich
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1. This is Hell. You don't think that guy in the robe was crazy now, right?
2. We can't upload your conscience to the network for the next six months due to server overload.
3. We failed to forward your afterlife insurance to the since abandoned orphanage.
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