Top Ten Worst Things to Hear After You DiePositronWildhawk You're going to the afterlife. It could be heaven, it could be your digitised conscience, but it could really have unsettling terms and conditions. And you certainly don't want to hear these phrases as you move on after your death.
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Eternal death is worse than being in an eternal dark void forever. But I believe in God and that Jesus saved us, so we can all get to Heaven. May The Lord be with you. - ethanmeinster
This would feel degrading - Curti2594
This is more than likely what happens. - Joeflan
That would be a huge disappointment.
Lol true I have looked up what happens after you die and a bunch of people tell their story of what it was like, NONE of them said they met God. it was just like a dreamless sleep or a black nothingnessV 2 Comments
Slow computers. Don't you just hate them? - PositronWildhawk
And, naturally, I'm thinking: "WHAT?!?! " - PositronWildhawk
Blast it! That's my dough you're talking' 'bout! - HezarioSeth
Thinking that you'd need your wallet in heaven kind of spoils the point, doesn't it? - PositronWildhawk
Well, you can't buy a house in heaven! - ethanmeinster
Schrödinger's cat is pacing frantically in its box. Maybe. - PositronWildhawk
Devil says that to you. Your think about all of the things you did in life then he burns you! - timmytime
Haha! Look at that guy! 'He was such a noble person... ' Are they actually talking' 'bout me?! - HezarioSeth
Yeah, this is one thing I would not like to hear after I die.
Yeah thanks... How 'bout yours?
Question for Pos-hawk: why is your #10 the one I always end up voting for? This is hilarious! - Britgirl
The music in hell would actually be Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and Nicki Minaj - Adamshane1999
That would suck so hard. - Blue_Devereaux
They made the song "Highway to Hell". I get it. - Turkeyasylum
Its because ac dc was an demonic group
That's probably the worst.
I would cry forever untill I turn into ashs
You suck at life
I think it would just be terrible to hear absolutely nothing.
Well, this website now knows my deepest fear. - keycha1n
IT'S THAT E- Wait, where's my wallet! - Poptropica
YES! The man who turned this promising country into a socialist hellhole and kept the troops in Afghanistnan. Now I at least know where he gets his ideas + motivation from.
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2. We can't upload your conscience to the network for the next six months due to server overload.
3. We failed to forward your afterlife insurance to the since abandoned orphanage.