Worst Things to Say to a Girl


The Top Ten

1 I'll be right back I need to do number 2

I just said this to my girlfriend and she deleted our conversation history on her phone lol.

2 Can you time yourself while twerking

Ohh that's why she slaped me D: - Thump

Lolz she actually answered it without slapping meh

This is so hilarious lol lol

3 Do you like Creepypasta

Yeah, kinda, why? Something wrong with it? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

My girlfriend loves creepypasta that what the first thing we ever talked abou when we were in... The friend zone

Yes, I do.-Vestalis

Haha wow then that girl would've break up right away. This is JaysTop10List but on my IPOD it's one of my greatest list and people should vote on it more. 😊

4 Can I stalk you on Twitter
5 Hold on, I gotta crack my feet bones
6 What color is your underwear?

And then your life becomes hell for the next five minutes... - Kiteretsunu

Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud and laugh out loud.

SpongeBob made me write it? - JaysTop10List

Tell this to a girl, then message me. I wanna know how it went for you. - RockFashionista

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7 You can come to my place sometime. I'll just need to lie to my wife.

No problem, Sara! It was totally awesome and I can't believe it either! Saturday was terrific. Thanks, my love. That's gonna be your nickname from me: my love. Can't wait to kiss you again tomorrow! It's so satisfying!

Wow, engaged already, Caleb. My life is a dream come true. I know I said I don't love s**, but I want to have it with you when we get married, do you?

Ah...my life is perfect. Hey, Cay! So can you come 2 the store with me to help me find the wedding dress?

AAAH, CALEB! I LOVE my ring. We're officially engaged! I can't wait to kiss you tomorrow. Love you, Cay. I can't wait for the wedding. Love, Sara.

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8 How do you fit that bun in the oven through the doorway?
9 Can you massage my back?
10 Looks aren't everything; I see you as a playful shaggy dog.

Absoulty gay

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11 You've gained weight
12 Are you those typical girls that take selfies every hour?

If someone said that to me I would slap them, then walk away in disgust

I hate selfies, you might as well look in the mirror everyday LOL

You must have mistaken me for one of the girls in my class - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Nope. I almost never do those annoying pictures of yourself called "selfies". Unless I HAVE to.-Vestalis

13 Your sister's hot
14 Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Yes please, someone do that now.

15 Are you on your period or something?

This'll make a girl slap you in the face. - RockFashionista

I've said this to many girls because all the girls in my school are bitches.

16 Want to play halo

Nah I want to play Smash bros and beat you up as Olimar when you are Captain Falcon lol - Lord28

17 Well, meeting you was nice. Is your sister hot?
18 Are those real?

Are WHAT real? Please be more specific. - RockFashionista

19 You're gonna eat ALL of that?!
20 What are you wearing?
21 Do you actually plan to marry them all?
22 Are you pregnant?
23 Tell me where your Barbie collection is

I don't have Barbies. They are torture.-Vestalis

24 Dang girl! You got some big feet!
25 How much of what you eat goes into those breasts?
26 Yo babe
27 Hey, who's your friend?
28 Was that you who caught my eye at the waxing studio?
29 Since you're a woman, you must love the kitchen. So go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
30 What's wrong with your face?
31 Want to watch the game
32 You're ugly

I know, so what? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

33 Dance and cheer are not sports
34 You wanna go to my house and... You know... Clean the kitchen?
35 Please, try not to be too cranky next Wednesday.
36 I hate You...
37 You're fat
38 Huh? Oh I'm sorry. I though you were a pig.
39 I like your mom
40 Do you drink Kool Aid?
41 Is that your milk in the fridge?
42 Your friend is hotter
43 I shower only once a year
44 You sing like Susan Boyle looked when she auditioned
45 Can I get some of that succulent meat?
46 You look pretty today (ongoing phrase)
47 Wow, I'm surprised you know how to drive.
48 You look fat in those jeans.
49 Nice (in sarcasm)
50 You're just like your mother!
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Top Remixes (7)

1. You've gained weight
2. Your sister's hot
3. You're gonna eat ALL of that?!
1. You're ugly
2. You're fat
3. Dang girl! You got some big feet!
1. How do you fit that bun in the oven through the doorway?
2. You can come to my place sometime. I'll just need to lie to my wife.
3. Looks aren't everything; I see you as a playful shaggy dog.

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