Worst Things to Say to a Girl

The Top Ten

1 I'll be right back I need to do number 2

I just said this to my girlfriend and she deleted our conversation history on her phone lol.

2 Can you time yourself while twerking

Ohh that's why she slaped me D: - Thump

Lolz she actually answered it without slapping meh

This is so hilarious lol lol

3 Do you like Creepypasta

Yeah, kinda, why? Something wrong with it? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

My girlfriend loves creepypasta that what the first thing we ever talked abou when we were in... The friend zone

I am a girl and I like creepy stuff

Yes, I do.-Vestalis

4 Can I stalk you on Twitter


5 Hold on, I gotta crack my feet bones
6 What color is your underwear?

And then your life becomes hell for the next five minutes... - Kiteretsunu

Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud and laugh out loud.

SpongeBob made me write it? - JaysTop10List

Tell this to a girl, then message me. I wanna know how it went for you. - RockFashionista

7 You can come to my place sometime. I'll just need to lie to my wife.

Hey! It's Sara! Since our (mine and Caleb's) relationship is basically available to the public, I'm just going to go ahead and announce that I'm pregnant! I actually have been pregnant for seven months, and my stomach is ENORMOUS. We're having a baby girl named Janie Bryce (hopefully she's girly and a lover of pink like her mama :)), due on the 11th of November. I can't BELIEVE that we met, got engaged, married, now I'm pregnant, all because of this site! I love it. And yes, the sex was really good. Next we're planning on having another baby (hopefully a girly-girl as well) named Dora-lee Maryellen. Wish us luck! :3

No problem, Sara! It was totally awesome and I can't believe it either! Saturday was terrific. Thanks, my love. That's gonna be your nickname from me: my love. Can't wait to kiss you again tomorrow! It's so satisfying!

Wow, engaged already, Caleb. My life is a dream come true. I know I said I don't love s**, but I want to have it with you when we get married, do you?

Ah...my life is perfect. Hey, Cay! So can you come 2 the store with me to help me find the wedding dress?

8 How do you fit that bun in the oven through the doorway?
9 Can you massage my back?
10 Are you those typical girls that take selfies every hour?

If someone said that to me I would slap them, then walk away in disgust

I hate selfies, you might as well look in the mirror everyday LOL

You must have mistaken me for one of the girls in my class - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Nope. I almost never do those annoying pictures of yourself called "selfies". Unless I HAVE to.-Vestalis

The Contenders

11 Looks aren't everything; I see you as a playful shaggy dog.

Absoulty gay

12 You've gained weight
13 Your sister's hot

I actually like asking the females if they are on their period a lot more but I rarely get into trouble for it whereas I've said this one and have lost friends over it...lol...👍

14 Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Yes please, someone do that now.

15 Are you on your period or something?

This'll make a girl slap you in the face. - RockFashionista

I've said this to many girls because all the girls in my school are bitches.

16 Are those real?

Are WHAT real? Please be more specific. - RockFashionista

17 Well, meeting you was nice. Is your sister hot?
18 Want to play halo

Nah I want to play Smash bros and beat you up as Olimar when you are Captain Falcon lol - Lord28

19 Are you pregnant?
20 You're gonna eat ALL of that?!
21 What are you wearing?
22 Dang girl! You got some big feet!


23 Do you actually plan to marry them all?
24 Tell me where your Barbie collection is

I don't have Barbies. They are torture.-Vestalis

25 Yo babe
26 How much of what you eat goes into those breasts?
27 Since you're a woman, you must love the kitchen. So go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
28 Hey, who's your friend?
29 Was that you who caught my eye at the waxing studio?
30 You're fat
31 What's wrong with your face?
32 Want to watch the game
33 You're ugly

I know, so what? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

34 Dance and cheer are not sports
35 You wanna go to my house and... You know... Clean the kitchen?
36 Please, try not to be too cranky next Wednesday.
37 I hate You...
38 Huh? Oh I'm sorry. I though you were a pig.
39 I like your mom
40 Do you drink Kool Aid?
41 Is that your milk in the fridge?
42 Your friend is hotter
43 I shower only once a year
44 You sing like Susan Boyle looked when she auditioned
45 Can I get some of that succulent meat?
46 You look pretty today (ongoing phrase)
47 Wow, I'm surprised you know how to drive.
48 You look fat in those jeans.
49 Nice (in sarcasm)
50 You're just like your mother!
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