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I just said this to my girlfriend and she deleted our conversation history on her phone lol.
Yeah, kinda, why? Something wrong with it? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
My girlfriend loves creepypasta that what the first thing we ever talked abou when we were in... The friend zone
Haha wow then that girl would've break up right away. This is JaysTop10List but on my IPOD it's one of my greatest list and people should vote on it more. 😊V 1 Comment
And then your life becomes hell for the next five minutes... - Kiteretsunu
Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud and laugh out loud.
SpongeBob made me write it? - JaysTop10List
Tell this to a girl, then message me. I wanna know how it went for you. - RockFashionistaV 1 Comment
Yeah, OK. Thank you for the feedback. My name is Sara. I love drama but not s**, since I'm not married yet. I just wanted to show how it could end up and why it's bad. I am thirty. What's your name? Love to hear from you. :D
Oh my gosh! Thanks, Caleb, for inviting me to your place for a date. We met last week, but I think we're already girlfriend and boyfriend. I can't believe that you work at Barnes and Noble when I work at the Starbucks right across from your job! All this time that I've been to Barnes and Noble, and I've never seen you 'cause you're new until last Wednesday! I like writing on here with you. It's like texting sort of. You don't mind it, do you? I know you gave me all your contacts, and you now have mine. Can we meet up at my place and then go to the movies maybe on Saturday night? I just have to lie to my husband. (JK! :D :P) I'd like that very much, Caleb. I didn't know love could work so fast! You're the cutest and most attractive and handsome guy I've ever met! I can't believe you're turning thirty-two on Thursday! Happy almost Birthday--again! Our date (if we have one and I hope we do :O) on Saturday can be our celebration! You seem like you're twenty-two! Love you, Cay. ...more
My name is Caleb. I'm thirty-one, and my bday is on the 23rd; I'm also single. I completely agree with you. I can tell you're smart! ;D. You're script, again, is great--except for that part of the drama. I think what you want is a marriage. Am I right? :P Haha! Can't wait to hear from you. by the way, you sound nice, Sara. A woman worthy of anyone's love...(maybe mine? I don't know you, but if I got to know you...lemme know...) :D
Um, you're having an affair with a girl, and your wife doesn't know it. She'll sign the divorce papers before you can say, "Babe." Here's the script:
Boy: Hey, [girl's name]? Wanna come to my place tonight. All I gotta do is lie to my wife.
Girl: Sure, [boy's name]! How old are you to have a wife?
Boy: Oh, nineteen.
Girl: Neat. You wouldn't mind me being twenty, would ya?
Boy: Nah. I only dumped college because none of the girls wanted me.
Girl: I'm still in college, but...
Boy: That's fine.
Girl: Don't you wanna divorce from her BEFORE you marry me?
Boy: I'll ask her tonight if we can get a divorce, K?
Girl: OK. When can I get pregnant by you? I want your d*** in me! Or I'll mast******! (P.S. don't do that) I don't care what you say; I'm gonna start the process now. Undress. I know we're in your car, but who cares? Lay back the seats and get in the back of this Lincoln with me. What position do you want to do? Missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, ...more
Said it once. Her face was worth watching. Spent next few days apologizing. Totally worth it! - LordofL
If someone said that to me I would slap them, then walk away in disgust
You must have mistaken me for one of the girls in my class - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Nope. I almost never do those annoying pictures of yourself called "selfies". Unless I HAVE to.-Vestalis
Yes please, someone do that now.
Nah I want to play Smash bros and beat you up as Olimar when you are Captain Falcon lol - Lord28
Are WHAT real? Please be more specific. - RockFashionista
Not a bad thing to say. If a girl flirts with every guy she interacts with online or in real world, then it's perfectly legitimate question. Funny or rather sad thing is such girls then lecture others on loyalty and morality. Bitches! - LordofL
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Top Remixes (6)
2. Your sister's hot
3. You're gonna eat ALL of that?!
2. You can come to my place sometime. I'll just need to lie to my wife.
3. Looks aren't everything; I see you as a playful shaggy dog.
2. I'll be right back I need to do number 2
3. Yo babe
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