Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Your 8 Year Old Son
The Top Ten
1 Son... I'm high as balls!
2 Get the F**K out!
3 Can I have 5 dollars?
4 Take off all your clothes
5 I take craps on your bed when you go to school
Well, thank you for being so honest. Now, mind if I move out? I'm sure Mum won't.
Well I appreciate the honesty I guess
6 If you ever tell anyone about the cocaine, I'll make sure you never speak again
Snorting away!
7 You want some candy?
8 I hide video cameras in your shower
9 My laxatives are not candy
He'd be like "your what? "
10 I did your mom
Villain, Me hath done thy mother
The Contenders
11 Who's your daddy?
12 You will never make it in life
Like what? Who would say that!?
13 You're fat
14 You are the worst person I've seen in my life.
15 F**k You!
16 You should kill yourself
17 You look like a lesbian
18 You starting to grow up to look like your real dad
19 You look like Justin Bieber
If someone said this to I would cut off my face.
20 The Duck Song
21 I will be by your side forever
22 you're my dirty side bitch
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