Top Ten Worst Times and Places to Be Severely Drunk


The Top Ten

1 While Giving Birth

Fudge the future child I am going to drink alcohol to see how many faith in humanity I can break - CerealGuy

That's as bad as a planetary collision - Animefan12

"Wah?! What the?! Help! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

2 At an AA Meeting

"Ish shish the plashe for drunksh? Cool! " - Britgirl

3 At Your Wedding

"You may now kiss the br..." "BLEEEARGH! " - PositronWildhawk

4 When Performing an Operation

You can get the patient drunk too and see what happens. - Kiteretsunu

5 While Being Knighted

"Arise, sir..." *thump* "Oh dear..." - PositronWildhawk

6 In Front of Your Parents-in-Law
7 At a Job Interview
8 In Court

"You say you were not drunk when driving at 90mph? " *thump* - PositronWildhawk

9 When Performing at a Circus
10 When Negotiating the Release of Hostages

The Contenders

11 On a Date

You can get both of you drunk and see what happens

He/She will dump you. Nobody wants to be in a realationship where they know the person will be drunk 50% of the time. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 While Walking On a Tightrope
13 At a Family Reunion

My Asian relatives after a few beers/glasses of wine:

The women: HA HA HA HA

14 At a Science Lecture

The concept of evolution is simple. When Charles Darwin went to the Galapagos Islands, he {vomits loudly} uh uh uhh where am I? {falls of stage} Ow! Mommy are you there?

Imagine the reaction of the scientific community. - ethanmeinster

Ludicrous things do happen in the scientific community. And that's a Positron guarantee. - PositronWildhawk

15 When Driving

That happens to most people when they drive drunk

16 While Giving a Speech at a Funeral

She was a bleeaarrrghhh... Oh uh she was so *falls over*

17 In Combat

Jeff: Hey Dale
ISIS soldier: Dia Dia Dia! Allahu Akbar!
Jeff: Dale stop speaking Spanish!
*explodes* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Your drunk next thing you know your dead

18 At a Funeral
19 In Church
20 While You're High
21 At a child custody trial
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